Election one-liners

“Oh, and Barack Obama made another woman faint today. The bad news, it was Hillary when she saw the poll numbers.” –Jay Leno

“In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. Or, as Democrats call it, Barack Obama.” –Bill Maher

“On the eve of Tuesday’s primary victories, a defiant Hillary Clinton said, ‘I’m just getting warmed up.’ Which begs the question, ‘Hey, Hillary, how are you gonna be ready on day one if it takes you 31 primaries to get warmed up.’” –Seth Meyers

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