Archive for April 18th, 2008

Question for the Class

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Do you think if Barack Obama had left his seriously ill wife after having had multiple affairs, had been a member of the “Keating Five,” had had a relationship with a much younger lobbyist that his staff felt the need to try and block, had intervened on behalf of the client of said young lobbyist with a federal agency, had denounced then embraced Jerry Falwell, had denounced then embraced the Bush tax cuts, had confused Shiite with Sunni, had confused Al Qaeda in Iraq with the Mahdi Army, had actively sought the endorsement and appeared on stage with a man who denounced the Catholic Church as a whore, and stated that he knew next to nothing about economics — do you think it’s possible that Obama would have been treated differently by the media than John McCain has been?  Possible?

And — this is fun to contemplate — if Michelle Obama had been an adulteress, drug addict thief with a penchant for plagiarism — do you think that she would be subject to slightly different treatment from the media than Cindypills McCain has been?  Anyone?   

The “Bitter” Truth

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Don’t let all of the blathering about which candidates are “elitist” or “out of touch” distract you from the real significance of “Bittergate.” The issue isn’t really that Obama talked about people who “cling” to guns or religion. The issue is that he got too close to the real Third Rail of politics

Social Security is not the Third Rail, no matter what the media tells you. No, the Third Rail is economic class. Try talking about income disparity in America, what do you get? “You’re engaging in class warfare!” The same cries of protest are sounded whenever one suggests that the Bush tax cuts were mostly aimed at the wealthy, or that doing away with the estate tax was only beneficial to something like the top 1% of Americans. No, we musn’t talk about the working class or the middle class getting a raw deal economically. In other words, we musn’t criticize the real elites in this country, namely the wealthy and the politically connected.

Jim Webb said it a few years ago..

Desktop Clutter Art Contest

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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1. Clean up your desktop.
2. Get an empty folder (or a set of folders in different colors,) document icons, or whatever other thing is around your desktop. Don’t get big documents, as you will need to duplicate them to create your image.
3. Third, deactivate automatic snap-to-grid in the view desktop options in Windows or Mac OS X.
4. Optionally, load an image in the background to “trace.”
5. Start placing your folders/icons/whatever, always on a row and rendering the subject matter from top to bottom to ensure that no text from the icons on the top rows overlaps the icons on the bottom rows.

Spain holds lottery scam suspects

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Spanish police have arrested 87 Nigerians suspected of defrauding at least 1,500 people in a postal and internet lottery scam.

The arrests were made in and around Madrid in an operation co-ordinated with the FBI.

Police said millions of euros were taken from the victims, most of them in the United States and European Union.

Those targeted were wrongly told they had won a lottery and asked to send a payment before prize money could sent.

Thousands of letters and e-mails, most in ungrammatical English, were sent out to prospective victims every day, police said.

The faked documents asked them to make an initial payment of 900 euros ($1,400, £720) in taxes or administrative costs.

The scam is estimated to have netted around 20 million euros, but the actual sum could be many times that, say police.

Balderdash

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Raymond Smullyan proposes a scene in which two men are regarding a blackboard. On the board is written ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD BELIEVE THIS SENTENCE.

The first man says, “Do you believe that sentence?”

The second says, “Of course not. Only an idiot would believe that sentence.”

“He clearly does believe it, yet he says he doesn’t believe it,” Smullyan says. “So he’s in the curious position of believing something and also believing that he doesn’t believe it.”

“Last night, I think we set a new record because it took us 45 minutes before we even started talking about a single issue that matters to the American people.”

Friday, April 18th, 2008

[Barack Obama in Raleigh, NC:]

(I’ve had reports the video doesn’t work - it still works for me, but you may try to visit youtube directly)

‘Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed’

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Anticipating success with their feature film Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, Producers Mark Mathis, Logan Craft and Walt Ruloff have already leaked a teaser trailer for the film’s sequel. Their “teach the controversy” slogan seemed to work well in getting the general public to believe that Intelligent Design is a viable alternative scientific theory to Evolution, so the team has moved on to promoting other theories that they feel are being suppressed by the scientific community. Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed tells of how Sex Theory has thrived unchallenged in the ivory towers of academia, as the explanation for how new babies are created. Proponents of Stork Theory claim that “Big Sex” has been suppressing their claim that babies are delivered by storks. Furthermore, Stork Theory proponents warn of the serious moral dangers posed by teaching children that sex has a function. They point out that evil dictators such as Hitler, Stalin and Mao all believed in Sex Theory, and they may have even had sex themselves.

There is also a late-breaking new development in the controversy, a new theory called Avian Transportation Theory.

Unlike the original Stork Theory, the modern, sophisticated “Avian Transportation Theory” (ATT) merely points out that there are gaps in the orthodox Sex Theory, and that current sonogram imaging is unreliable. Moreover ATT does not specify that babies are necessarily brought by storks but by “large birds unspecified” (although many individual ATT theorists PRIVATELY believe it is a stork).

Chief police investigator in Pirate Bay trial employed by the copyright industry

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Jim Keyzer has had a leading role in the prosecution against The Pirate Bay as head of the preliminary investigation. In the upcoming trial he is expected to be a key witness and due to being a police investigator to have high credibility.

Keyzer was also heading an investigation where The Pirate Bay sued some of the mayor media corporations for data trespassing. That case was recently cancelled by him.

But….

New information reveals that the 39-year old investigator isn’t the objective professional a police investigator should be.
Since March 16 this year, he is employed by Warner Bros, one of the plaintiffs in the prosecution against The Pirate Bay.
Keyzer himself confirmed the information but refused to reveal what his position within the company is.

PayPal Plans to Ban Unsafe Browsers

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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PayPal, one of the brands most spoofed in phishing attacks, is working on a plan to block its users from making transactions from Web browsers that don’t provide anti-phishing protection.

The eBay-owned company, which runs a Web-based payment system that allows the transfer of funds between bank accounts and credit cards, said browsers that do not have support for blocking identity theft-related Web sites or for EV SSL (Extended Validation Secure Sockets Layer) certificates are considered “unsafe” for financial transactions.

“In our view, letting users view the PayPal site on one of these browsers is equal to a car manufacturer allowing drivers to buy one of their vehicles without seat belts,” said PayPal Chief Information Security Officer Michael Barrett.

Dear PayPal User:

After much consideration, we’ve determined that your browser is safe again! Please log in at http://127.0.0.1/some/unsafe/address/

PayPal apologizes deeply for the inconvenience.

- or -

Paypal not letting you in?

Have no fear.. with paypalproxy.com you can use any browser to access your account.

Milliways

Friday, April 18th, 2008

You see a green frob and a red frob here.

UK man hassled by cop for not having a “camera license”

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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A quick-thinking police officer spotted a 49-year-old man taking photos of Christmas lights and busted him on the spot for not having a camera license. When the photographer failed to produce a license (which would have been a neat trick, since there’s no such thing as a camera license in England or any other free nation) the officer kept the world safe from terror by making the man delete all the photos in the camera.

“People were still taking photos with mobile phones and pocket cameras, so maybe it was because mine looked like a professional camera with a flash on top,” he says.

“I wasn’t very pleased because I was taken through the crowd and through the barriers at the front and people were probably thinking ‘I wonder what he was doing.’

“To be pulled out of a crowd is very daunting and I wasn’t aware of my rights.

“It’s a sad state of affairs today if an amateur photographer can’t stand in the street taking photographs.”

Here are Flickr photos of the Christmas lights of Ipswich, every one taken by terrorists no doubt.

iPod

Friday, April 18th, 2008

This product is already shipping:

And it’s only $60!

Bush’s Words On The Climate

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Imagine Nero unveiling new plans to beef up the Roman fire department.

Yes! It’s the sawed-off USB key!

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Ripping a USB cable in half is an achievement, but your friends will be even more impressed when they discover it still performs data transfers.

Click through to find out how!


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