lies i’ve told my 3 year old recently

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Trees talk to each other at night.

All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.

Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.

Tiny bears live in drain pipes.

If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.

The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.

Everyone knows at least one secret language.

When nobody is looking, I can fly.

We are all held together by invisible threads.

Books get lonely too.

Sadness can be eaten.

I will always be there.

3 Responses to “lies i’ve told my 3 year old recently”

  1. Our Paul Says:

    I think I am figuring out why I read your blog with my morning coffee…

  2. Michael Says:

    I have to disagree with the second one about fishes’ names. If you can lipread at all, it will be immediately apparent that they call each other “Bob”. Just look closely, you will see that this is the truth.

  3. John Sinteur Says:

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