http://weblog.sinteur.com/2008/05/judge-rules-for-taser-in-cause-of-death-decisions/ the Daily Irrelevant Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:18:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://weblog.sinteur.com/2008/05/judge-rules-for-taser-in-cause-of-death-decisions/#comment-25299 John Sun, 04 May 2008 18:21:47 +0000 http://weblog.sinteur.com/?p=23318#comment-25299 Next up, the gun manufacturers will start filing suits to have the cause of death in shootings be something that couldn't have been caused by their products. "Yes, your honour, the small, high velocity piece of lead did pierce his heart, but it was actually a heart attack and bleeding that killed him. Our product, which merely launched the small piece of lead, had nothing to do with it at all. The report should read 'died of natural causes.'" Next up, the gun manufacturers will start filing suits to have the cause of death in shootings be something that couldn’t have been caused by their products. “Yes, your honour, the small, high velocity piece of lead did pierce his heart, but it was actually a heart attack and bleeding that killed him. Our product, which merely launched the small piece of lead, had nothing to do with it at all. The report should read ‘died of natural causes.’”

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