What powers a solar-powered snail, kids?
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Boffins have slammed examiners in England for setting school children seriously dumb questions.
The Royal Chemistry Society said that the science exams for 14 year olds includes questions such as, “What powers a solar-powered snail?”
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And this one, inspired by Father Ted, perhaps:
Some stars are bigger than the Sun but they look smaller. Why do they look smaller than the Sun?
* They are brighter than the Sun
* They are further away than the Sun
* They are the same colour as the Sun
* They are nearer than the SunThat foxes me every time.