Keys
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This is so simple you’ll puke.
1. Get yourself a key ring and 7 or 10 old housekeys.
2. Go to the nearest John McCain event.
3. Hold them up and jingle them. Loud. Extra points if you can do this when the man himself is speaking.
4. When somebody asks you what you’re doing, tell them you’re just helping Johnny Boy remember how many houses he and his super-fantabulously wealthy wife own.
And for bonus points:
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McCain has himself described having an adverse reaction to the sound of jangling keys, which reminds him of his Vietnam jailers.