Archive for the 'Funny!' Category

Texas still leads nation in rate of uninsured residents

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

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Texas once again led the nation with the highest percentage of residents without health insurance, a U.S. Census Bureau report showed Tuesday, although the same study also reports a slight dip last year in the percentage without coverage across the nation.

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Mr. Goodman, who helped craft Sen. John McCain’s health care policy, said anyone with access to an emergency room effectively has insurance, albeit the government acts as the payer of last resort. (Hospital emergency rooms by law cannot turn away a patient in need of immediate care.)

“So I have a solution. And it will cost not one thin dime,” Mr. Goodman said. “The next president of the United States should sign an executive order requiring the Census Bureau to cease and desist from describing any American – even illegal aliens – as uninsured. Instead, the bureau should categorize people according to the likely source of payment should they need care.

“So, there you have it. Voila! Problem solved.”

Cartoons

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Cartoons

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Cartoons

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

If the phone sucks, try to improve on the packaging…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Just like Samsung did:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Cartoons

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Science has been cancelled

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Cartoons

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Would you like help with regular expressions?

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Color Blindness

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Cartoon

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Cartoons

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Cartoon

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Why they haven’t attacked us again

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Fiscal conservative

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

HP packaging madness continues apace

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

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“As you can see, it had been shipped on a wooden pallet, no doubt to support the immense weight involved. We tore back the black plastic so that the awesome size of the package on the pallet could be seen.

“When we finally finished taking pictures and falling around laughing we found the package contained one vanilla flavour PS2 mouse. We could only think that it was a much fatter mouse when it was shipped but had lost a lot of weight due to the amount of time it took to arrive.”

This video wasn’t long enough, so we made it double-spaced.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Protected Intolerance

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

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iPhone: Most Apple, AT&T stores sold out

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Seen on “Sprint Connection”:

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The iPhone shortage may be good news for Sprint, which launched the iPhone-challenging Samsung Instinct in June.

In other words, the more customers AT&T gets, the better it is for Sprint…

Anything you think can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Monday, July 21st, 2008

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The state police can now bank on a forensic tool to achieve speedy convictions. For the first time in Maharashtra, life sentences were meted out to the accused based on the findings of Brain Electrical Oscillation Signature (BEOS) profiling. Reports of these tests, conducted at the state forensic lab in Kalina, were held admissible in sessions courts in two brutal cases of murder.

Last month, MBA students Aditi Sharma and her lover Pravin Khandelwal were pronounced guilty by a Pune sessions court for conspiring to murder a fellow student. The deceased, Udit Bharati, was Aditi’s ex-boyfriend and was poisoned with ‘ prasad ‘ laced with arsenic. In January, a supari shop employee Amin Bhoi was convicted by the Sewri sessions court for hammering his colleague to death and robbing the shop.

Both Aditi and Amin underwent BEOS tests and the findings clearly indicated their involvement in the murders. Both convictions were announced within 14 months of the arrests. During BEOS profiling, an accused is asked not to give answers verbally; experiential knowledge is retrieved from his brain. Experiential knowledge is acquired only through participation in an event, leading the person to have an experience of that activity. The technique detects and differentiates whether the accused was actually involved in committing a crime or only learnt of it. It helps in the reconstruction of events.


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