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Political double speak

Posted on October 21st, 2005 at 13:20 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment

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“We have nothing to hide”
Possible Translation: We don’t want to show anything for as long as we can get away with it.”

“I will check my records”
Possible Translation: “I will create a record to say whatever I need it to say”

“We grew so fast we don’t have all the records”
Possible translation: “We spent freely and never thought anyone would dare to look.”

“I have an accountant looking at it now”
Possible Translation: “I have this friend….”

“Here are some of the records”
Possible translation: “These are the BEST we can come up with so let this blow over and don’t make us show ALL of them.”

“The minutes of that meeting are missing”
Possible translation: “The minutes of that meeting don’t say what we need them to say…..YET.”

“It’s for the children”
Possible translation: “Give us more money and no oversight.”

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