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Non sequitur
Banksy
Scariest Animal?
A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking.
“When I roar” said the bear, “the forest rumbles.”
The lion sniffed.
“When I roar, the jungle trembles,” he said.
“Oh.” Said the chicken.
The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about dinner.
The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said
“When I cough, the whole world shits itself.”
[Written by Helen Armfield, Hastings, UK]
The cow’s name was Audhumla. Ymir was the Frost giant that Odin and his brothers hacked apart to make the worlds. Jeez, you guys need to pay more attention in science class.