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The Glenmary Research Center recently released a series of maps illustrating the percentage by county of various religious groups across the U.S. The study purely focused on Islam, Judaism, and Christian sects, however. I felt that an increasingly large percentage of the population was left unrepresented, so I performed my own study and drew up the following map illustrating the percentage by county of followers of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

All Hail His Noodly Appendage!