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Given the fact that you’re reading this publication, it’s safe to assume that you are, at a minimum, a fairly savvy computer user. Things like ctrl-alt-deleting, printer installation, and email attachments — considered by most as a form of fancy-schmancy wizardry — come as second nature to you. Computers don’t own you, you own them.

Now consider, as the savvy computer user you are, how you might react if you received the following dialog, as Y. Goldberg did, while logging in to your workplace computer in the morning. Just how long would wait before you were 100% confident that the update script pushed by IT the night before was really finished and that the dialog (which prevented any computer usage) was not automatically closed as a result of a bug in the script?

Now try to imagine just how long the average computer user would wait before believing that something went wrong. Add to that the average help desk technician who knows nothing about the update script and instructs the average user (calling, on average, an hour later) to just wait it out. Add to that the time it takes for the help desk to finally contact IT and the time it takes for them to confirm that the script, indeed, has a bug and requires that the user click OK. And finally, add to that the challenge of communicating the message of “just click OK” to all users across the organization *without* the use of email.

Now I have no idea what this all adds up to in lost productivity, but I’m pretty sure it’s right around $64,000.

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A Frenchman made a 686-kilometre (426-mile) round-trip from Paris to London and then back again purely to place a 10,000-euro (6,900-pound, 12,600-dollar) bet on Brazil to win the World Cup, bookmaker William Hill has said.

The mystery punter is said to have been “hopping up and down” outside the chain’s branch at Waterloo station, where Eurostar trains linking London and Paris start and terminate, waiting for staff to open up.

He then handed over a stash of Euros before rushing off to catch the train back to France, leaving the manager to chase him with the betting slip.

“The man was clearly in a hurry to catch the train back. He told us that he would be back on July 10 (when the World Cup final is held) to collect the winnings,” said William Hill spokesman Rupert Adams Tuesday.

“We didn’t have the heart to tell him that he could have placed the bet on either the telephone or on the Internet.”

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Looking back from the 22nd century, future historians will marvel at the current era’s obsession with extending intellectual property rights well past any reasonable limit. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the United States Patent and Trademark Office’s determination to grant a patent to even the most absurd claims that cross its desk. Four years ago a patent attorney in Minnesota named Peter Olson demonstrated this by submitting the following patent in the name of his five year-old son, Steven. The patent was granted. Read it and weep.

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Irving Penn

Hi Irv, I don’t know what you were thinking here dude! You got a pretty model (altho kind of old), but you have caught her with her eyes cloes in a not very good pose. Biggest problem is YOU NEED CROP to a vertical!!!!! Backdrop is too small and there is not enough of a sweep so you can see the crease. If you send me a file I can fix it in Photoshop and I can give you my suggested crop. If you don’t care aboout your PROFESSIONALISM you are never going to get work as a pro believe me!!! Hope I am not being too harsh. Oh well best regards anyway, M.H.

Sam Abell

Sam, GORGEOUS scene I luv it! Too bad u couldn’t get a little more color in sky area. Blues should be a little more saturated. Also the rule is u need to have either sky or land (lake?) dominate, not just split right down the middle. Try to move the camera after u focus. A great shot though please see my entries and leave your comments. Ted.

Garry Winogrand

Hi Garry. You caught some nice poses here. Biggest problem is I can tell the horizon isn’t straight. It doesn’t look like a hill. Man at right needs to be cropped out. Sometimes I find if I shout right before I take the picture I can get people’s attentions. If you had done so we would have been able to see more of their faces. George MacWilken.

Bill Brandt

Bill, your problem here is the shadow detail. Some lenses give more shadow detail & contrast than others. The Leica lenses are best for this. There are several types, the Elmarit, Summicron, and Summilux that I know of. I don’t know which type has the highest shadow detail but I will ask and I’m sure you will get some answers. Need to see both eyes to get a sense of depth. What lens did you use for this pic? Also highlight detail seems lacking, esp. the arm. Adrian from NSW

Henri Cartier-Bresson

Bonjour Henri, assuming you are French, or at least understand it. This is a great capture, I love the composition and the dog. We had a dog that looked kind of like that one once. Your problem here is that your AF has focused on the wrong place—the man is actually kind of soft! The camera has mistakenly focused on the people in the doorway, creating a distracting softness in the man. Usually it is best to focus on the closest object and most times the camera will choose the closest large object to focus on, but unfortunately not here. But it is still an amazing capture. Cordially, Edwin

Keith Carter

Keith: Nice Try Focus is on Wrong End of horse obviously!! The square is hard to compose in, dont fell too bad. Sometimes we Fotographers have to take what we get. Bob

William Eggleston

This is just a snapshot. I would not even have considered showing this. If you ware going to post pictures you need to make sure it is of something unusual or with a personal vision. Otherwise you are going to loose the interest of your audience. George Spelvin [Nikon D200, Nikon D70s backup, 17-35 f/2.8, 80-200 f/2.8, 4GB Microdrive (2), Photoshop CS, Epson 2200]

Ralph Gibson

Ralph, this is a nice idea and I think you had a nice idea. But the shadow is very distractin, you should have taken one step to the left. If that had let in more distracting background then I think you could have stepped one step closer. Great try, better luck next time. —pitcherman

Edward Steichen

Much too dark exposure and not sharp. I suppose you may say that you tried to make it unsharp but what the hell’s the point in that. I like things sharp. Maybe you should study some other peoples’ photographs here on this forum and get an idea of what a good photograph should look like. **

Alex Webb

Hi Alex, I don’t really see a clear composition to this photograph and your shadow detail’s are all lost you need to get a camera with a bigger dynamic range perhaps you could try Fuji S3 I here it has biggest dynamic range of all but uoi need to know how to use it. Fill flash would have helped also. Only two thumbs up But I like some of your other work please vote for mine too al

Posted by: MIKE JOHNSTON

*satire alert.
**thanks to Andy Frazer for this one.

The author in a later post:
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I suppose my post below, “Great Photographers on the Internet,” making fun of common types of internet critiques of pictures, might be a bit wicked. (I was bored this morning.) I know most people who are writing critiques on internet picture-posting sites are doing so sincerely and with good intentions. Still, I’ve spent enough time on such sites (please don’t assume I’m talking about just one, or any particular one—there are a number of them) that the comments are really starting to drive me, well, nuts.

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“Do you want to know how to eliminate terrorism? I’ll tell you. In fact, I’ll tell you about something that no one else knows. Something that has never been written about. You will be amazed, but it is true. Listen.”

The speaker knew what he was talking about. Just a few years before, he had been a terrorist—a senior commander of al-Fatah, the largest constituent element of the Palestine Liberation Organization and the group that was founded, in 1959, and has been led ever since by Yasir Arafat, the chairman of the PLO. The speaker was now a brigadier general in one of the Palestine Authority’s myriad security and intelligence services. He was an Arafat loyalist: his fidelity as much as his competence led to his appointment to this critically important post. We spoke when an uneasy peace still reigned between Israel and the Palestinians, and in fact there was a degree of cooperation between the Israeli intelligence and security agencies and their Palestinian counterparts, which was superintended by the CIA.

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Color blindness is expressed a person being unable to perceive the full spectrum of colors the way the average human can. Colorblindness itself can be caused by just about any problem with a component of the visual system. I think most types are caused by a person’s ganglion cells (the interface between the retina and the optic nerve) not being able to fully distinguish between two colors. Each ganglion cell is designed to be sensitive between two color poles, so if it can’t tell one end of it’s sensitivity spectrum from the other, a person looses the ability to distinguish that color. The afliction(?) isn’t necessarily genetically based, as sometimes trauma can induce colorblindness.

This test is designed to be a kind of ‘anti’ colorblindness test – i.e. it’s one that colorblind people will be able to pass, while normal vision will fail. This experiment came up after a conversation with a good friend of mine – we were wondering if there were images that colorblind people could perceive that normal vision could not. Not sure either? Take the test.

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Over the past few months Henry Porter has written a series of articles in The Observer criticising what he sees as a sustained government assault on fundamental freedoms. He attacked a range of measures, including legislation on identity cards, new police powers and anti-terror laws. Porter’s critique has generated a huge response from the public – and now from the Prime Minister. Here, in this extraordinary email exchange, Tony Blair rejects the criticism – and announces plans to go further

Read the exchange – and no matter how much you agree or disagree with Blair or Porter, and even if the messages were written by aides, it’s an impressively open and considered exchange for a politician. Compared with other leaders….

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We all know the scene: the departmental coffee room, with the price list for tea and coffee on the wall and the “honesty box�? where you pay for your drinks – or not, because no one is watching.

In a finding that will have office managers everywhere scurrying for the photocopier, researchers have discovered that merely a picture of watching eyes nearly trebled the amount of money put in the box.

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Het telecombedrijf KPN daagt de Nederlandse staat voor de rechter omdat het zich ongelijk behandeld voelt ten opzichte van kabelbedrijven. Topman Scheepbouwer zei in een interview met het Financieele Dagblad van donderdag dat het niet eerlijk is dat bedrijven als Casema, Essent en UPC telefonie, kabel en internetdiensten mogen aanbieden terwijl KPN zich geconfronteerd ziet met allerlei concurrentiebeperkingen.

KPN stelt dat het tienduizenden klanten verliest door al die maatregelen. “Iedereen hoort ons begripvol aan”, aldus Scheepbouwer. “Maar niemand voelt zich geroepen om iets te doen. Het is mooi geweest.” De rechtszaak, een kort geding, dient op 11 juli in Den Haag.

Eindelijk!

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D66 eist dat minister Rita Verdonk (Vreemdelingenzaken) opstapt, anders blaast de kleinste regeringsfractie het kabinet op. Fractievoorzitter Lousewies van der Laan zei dat donderdagochtend na afloop van een marathondebat over de naturalisatie van Ayaan Hirsi Ali.

Voor coalitiegenoot VVD is het aftreden van partijgenoot Verdonk echter “volstrekt onacceptabel”. “Samen uit samen thuis”, aldus fractieleider Willibrord van Beek na het debat. Ook voor CDA-fractieleider Maxime Verhagen is het aftreden van Verdonk “onbestaanbaar”.

Volgens Van der Laan is D66 niet uit op de val van het kabinet, maar kan Verdonk niet langer aanblijven na haar “vertoning” in de Hirsi Ali-kwestie. D66 stemde dan ook voor een motie van afkeuring van GroenLinks tegen Verdonk. Die motie kreeg ook steun van PvdA, SP en ChristenUnie, maar verwierf geen meerderheid. Uiteindelijk stemde 64 Kamerleden voor en 79 tegen.

Een mens mag hopen, maar ik vermoed dat ze zich hier vanmiddag wel weer uit zal draaien.

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Advertising agency Saatchi & Saatchi has come up with an ingenious and slightly horrifying way to cram ever more of their clients’ products into your face hole—a door flier that makes it look like you’ve got unexpected pizza! Then, confused, you open the door and… BAM! The old fork in the eye.

Remember, if they open the door, it’s not breaking and entering, it’s just entering.