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Oklahoma, determined to uphold its image as a state that begins and ends with a vowel, is now offering Global War on Terrorism license plates that feature a stylized pic of the WTC towers and a ferocious eagle. Take that Osama! Tell me that our custom plates aren’t a worse blow to your jihadism than your capture and trial would be! America will win the war on abstract nouns by Christmas, I tell ya!

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