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In the shoes of the dynamite fisherman

Posted on September 10th, 2007 at 7:13 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment

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Dear Bishop Weeks,

I’ve been praying for you to do the right thing after you choked and beat your wife, Prophetess Juanita Bynum, and praise the Lord my prayers were answered. Not only did you place the blame squarely where it belongs, with Satan, you also took the next step and forgave the Prophetess, for causing you to assault her. That’s exactly the kind of example we expect our most prominent Christian leaders to set.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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