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Quite honestly, I don’t understand why any Democrat wants to be president this time around. It’s not just the wreckage that the Avignon Presidency is going to be leaving behind, although that is considerable. (Did you see Himself yesterday? All the cheesy smirking while the Heritage Foundation unemployables cheered his nudge-nudge, wink-winking on torture? It’s like being ruled by Torquemada’s mall cop.) Monica Goodling’s testimony back a few months as regarding the hiring practice at DOJ leads me to wonder how many home-schooled, Christianist, Patrick Henry College yahoos have been salted away within the federal bureaucracy over the past seven years, and how effective a functioning underground resistance they might be. There was a little of this during the transiton from Poppy Bush to Bill Clinton. Cleaning up the debris is going to be hard enough without a bunch of authoritarian toddlers running off at the mouth to the Washington Times, or to whatever Republican legislators may be left after the upcoming bloodbath. The first two years — which, given the idiotic way we run elections, often are the only chance any president has to get anything done before it’s time to run for president again — are hard enough without being undermined in the government by Bible-banging Mole People. None of these people can conceive of public service as an end to itself. If they’re not in it to promote the party — or, alternatively, “Conservatism,” as though that term has any meaning any more — they’re in it to “give witness” to their Personal Lord And Savior, who should be told by any Democratic politician worthy of the name to shut the hell up for a couple of years while we try to repair the damage His fans have done to our country. The first order of business for any Democratic president elected next year should be to appoint unreconstructed hardbars to head the personnel offices throughout the Executive branch whose only job will be to root these people out before they can hurt the country further. The Monica Goodlings should be sent back where they belong — into a commercial for one of those execrable “Songs For Worship” CD’s that seem to be dedicated to ruining gospel music as thoroughly as these people have ruined the Justice department.