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Here today. Gone tomorrow.

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 17:37 by John Sinteur in category: If you're in marketing, kill yourself

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Fortis gaat zijn reclameslogan ‘Here today. Where tomorrow?’ afvoeren. Op het internet werd er al snel ‘Here today. Gone tomorrow.’ van gemaakt.

Toch zegt Fortis dat het niet de grappen zijn, die hen overstag deed gaan. “De huidige marktsituatie van Fortis is de reden om nog eens goed te kijken naar wat je wilt zeggen in reclameboodschappen.”


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“Because Somebody Hurt Their Feelings, They Decide To Punish The Country”

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 17:30 by John Sinteur in category: News

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God Bless Our Two-Party System

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 17:24 by John Sinteur in category: Indecision 2008


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  1. Extremely refreshing! Now if we can just get this across via mass media to the propagandized masses

Cartoons

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 17:16 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Leadership, finger-pointing, and the bailout

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 16:54 by John Sinteur in category: News

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The Democrats have a pretty convincing case. The Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership each promised to deliver over half of their parties. The Democrats delivered. The Republicans failed. The Republicans are at fault for the failure of the bill because the majority of them voted against it—even though both Bush and McCain were backing the bill.

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To me, this sounds like the Republican Party’s lack of leadership is in large part responsible for the failure of this bill. Obama delivered his party. McCain and Bush combined could not deliver theirs.  I don’t know whether you want to write it down to charisma, oratorical ability, moral credibility, or even relevant leadership experience—but the lesson is simple. Obama has something McCain lacks. Obama can get things done.


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Bailing Out The Oil Market

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 12:53 by John Sinteur in category: News

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While everyone knows the U.S. government is looking to bail Wall Street banks, few people realize that it’s also bailing out speculative oil and commodities traders in the process, fueling a sharp rise in energy prices.

Lehman Brothers and AIG held enormous trading positions in commodities markets. If those positions had been liquidated suddenly, the price of everything from wheat to oil would have collapsed. The Commodity Futures Trading Commission, the main regulator of U.S. commodity markets, allowed Wall Street’s investment banks and trading companies to take control of massive positions in commodities markets called swaps held by Lehman Brothers and AIG.

The result: Oil prices spiked by a whopping $16 per barrel on Monday, the largest single-day rise in oil prices ever.

“If speculators were forced to liquidate their positions, oil would easily be $65 to $75 per barrel by the time the liquidation was complete,” said Michael Masters, the founder of Atlanta-based hedge fund Masters Capital Management. Tuesday, oil was trading at $108.74 in midday trading in New York.


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Treasury Conference Call on Bailout Bill to Analysts

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 12:49 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Various readers wrote us, and it was confirmed by a detailed report on the call at DealBreaker, that the Treasury Department held a conference call this evening for analysts on the bailout bill.

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I’ve included the long form notes below, but some items jump out:

1. The tranching is a mere formality, and the Treasury boys as much as said so. They could take the $700 billion max as soon as the bill has passed,

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2) Waiting a couple of weeks because no one has any idea when or where the next bomb will blow up. In other words, all their doomsday scenarios about Black Monday were B.S. They screamed the check had to be written by Monday, but now they’re saying they actually have a few weeks before they need to cash it. Plus, this will allow them to “seek guidance” from GS, JPM, and other selfless public servants about where the money should be funneled.

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5. Of course the exec comp provisions are a joke. Who do you think is going to be hiring all those banking cmte staffers and newly retired congresspeople next year during the inevitable post-election turnover? Do you really think they’re going to vote to limit their salaries? Remember that for lots of people on the Hill (including elected reps), govt work is merely time you spend accumulating credentials in preparation for your real life’s work in the vastly richer private world.


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McCain blames bailout vote on Democrats

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 12:30 by John Sinteur in category: News

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John McCain’s campaign claims the $700 billion bailout legislation failed in the House because Democrats, from Barack Obama to Nancy Pelosi, created a toxic, partisan environment.

An environment where 60% of Democrats voted in favor, and only 33% of Republicans. So clearly Democrats are to blame for the failure.

Right.


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700 630 billion

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 11:01 by John Sinteur in category: News

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The Federal Reserve will pump an additional $630 billion into the global financial system, flooding banks with cash to alleviate the worst banking crisis since the Great Depression.

The Fed increased its existing currency swaps with foreign central banks by $330 billion to $620 billion to make more dollars available worldwide. The Term Auction Facility, the Fed’s emergency loan program, will expand by $300 billion to $450 billion. The European Central Bank, the Bank of England and the Bank of Japan are among the participating authorities.


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ING doet geen bod op ABN Amro Nederland

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 6:58 by John Sinteur in category: Nederland is Gek!

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ING is niet van plan om een bod uit te brengen om ABN Amro Nederland over te nemen van Fortis. Dat maakte de bankverzekeraar maandagavond bekend.

ING zegt de situatie die is ontstaan door de gedeeltelijke nationalisatie van Fortis “zorgvuldig” te hebben bestudeerd.

Ondertiteling: “Als fortis al het geld niet bij elkaar kon krijgen, waarom denk je dat wij dat wel kunnen?”


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The costs of 700b failing

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 6:56 by John Sinteur in category: News

The dow tumbled 7%, and I saw a guess that would be about 1500b of market cap lost. Other indexes went way down as well (aex 8.75%, nasdaq 9%, S&P 9%, etc).

But hey, that’s not tax payer money, right? That’s just pension funds so nobody… oh wait.


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  1. That view is for too simple. The bill was flawed in many areas, see: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/30/opinion/30tue1.html?_r=1&ref=opinion&oref=slogin. It is better they take time and get it correct and consider some other items like ability for legal redress, helping people stay in their homes… A good read on how Sweden handled it: http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/feedarticle/7820460

  2. The market cap drop was based on an estimate of the capitalization of NYSE, not including NASDAQ nor any foreign markets. Note that this is capitalization of the companies listed on one stock exchange–it’s not the total capitalization of companies in any of the indices like DJIA or S&P500.

U.S. urged to go on offense in cyberwar

Posted on September 30th, 2008 at 6:50 by John Sinteur in category: News

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The United States needs to do more to develop an offensive cyberwar capability rather than just focus on defending its networks from attack, says the chairman of the House cybersecurity subcommittee.

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“Warfare is forever changed. … Never again will we see major warfare without a strong cyber component executed as part of it,” the Rhode Island Democrat added, citing the assault on Georgian government Web sites that accompanied Russia’s invasion last month.

Mr. Langevin, chairman of the House Homeland Security subcommittee on emerging threats, cybersecurity and science and technology and a member of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, also called on the White House to declassify much more of its Comprehensive National Cybersecurity Initiative (CNCI) and said the Department of Homeland Security should be stripped of its lead role in defending the nation’s computer networks.

Let me translate from “politician” to something you can understand: “look at me, I’ve got a committee and I want it to be bigger!”


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Fail Bail

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 23:05 by John Sinteur in category: News

People have started sending me their own work on the failed bail-out… thanks, Mat!


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  1. Nice one :D !

House defeats $700B financial markets bailout

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 22:23 by John Sinteur in category: News

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The House on Monday defeated a $700 billion emergency rescue package, ignoring urgent pleas from President Bush and bipartisan congressional leaders to quickly bail out the staggering financial industry.

Stocks plummeted on Wall Street even before the 228-205 vote to reject the bill was announced on the House floor.


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Palin Problem

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 18:18 by John Sinteur in category: Indecision 2008

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If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself.


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The diskette that blew Trixter’s mind

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 16:17 by John Sinteur in category: Software

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This diskette has officially blown my mind.


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CNN Laughs It Up Over Sarah Palin Interview

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 14:54 by John Sinteur in category: Indecision 2008


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  1. Can you substantiate the headline on this? I heard someone laughing, but it was not Wolf Blitzer, I think–so it was probably one of the other commentators, who I would not label as representing CNN itself. So is CNN laughing it up here?

Urban Play 2008

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 14:06 by John Sinteur in category: Nederland is Gek!

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A very quick and incredibly surprising ending to our work here: On Sunday morning we revisited the spot to see the results of the night, and when we reached the square we couldnt believe our eyes: All the coins were gone. Not one eurocent was left on the square. We were expecting everything, but not this fast and this complete. After the initial shock we found out the following: In the morning somebody showed up with a couple of plastic bags and started putting the coins into his bags. Apparently one of the neighbours saw this and thought this person is “stealing the artwork”, and called the police.
They showed up, talked to the guy with the bags, who had no problem with leaving everything right there. Somehow the police must have thought that is not enough to protect the artwork, and after trying to reach the owner of it, they decided to get into action themselves. They called a city cleaning company and cleaned up the whole square with brooms, and brought all the coins to a “safe” room at the police department.
So not more than 20 hours of completion of the work it was gone again already. And it was not removed by homeless people, not completely messed up by the youth coming back from clubbing. No, it was cleaned up by the authority, due to a big misunderstanding, to help and protect us and our work. Thank you!


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How an Italian judge made the internet illegal

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 11:01 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Italian bloggers are up in arms at a court ruling early this year that suggests almost all Italian blogs are illegal. This month, a senior Italian politician went one step further, warning that most web activity is likely to be against the law.

The story begins back in May, when a judge in Modica (in Sicily) found local historian and author Carlo Ruta guilty of the crime of “stampa clandestina” – or publishing a “clandestine” newspaper – in respect of his blog. The judge ruled that since the blog had a headline, that made it an online newspaper, and brought it within the law’s remit.

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So is this just a storm in a teacup? After all, if this law potentially affects some 5 million Italian websites, there are at least 4,999,999 that have not yet been taken down. Why was Carlo Ruta singled out?

One clue lies in the location of the court that found him guilty (Sicily). Another, in the fact that his blog contained much detailed research of links between politics and the mafia – always a sensitive subject in Italy.


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  1. Italians are crazy…!
    ;)

  2. It’s not good. Although, I think it still beats the “hey, what is a horse….. head… doing on.. my.. pillow…” scenario.
    But yes, it is not too good, and you expect a lot more like this all over the world as blogs become more and more popular.

  3. Ya know, I seem to remember death threats against Italian judges in earlier cases. Maybe this judge decided to play it safe and let a higher court (or parliament) reverse the decision.

  4. I’m not blaiming the judge here, I’m blaming the law.

How Wall Street Lied to Its Computers

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 10:55 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Top bankers couldn’t simply ignore the computer models, because after the last round of big financial losses, regulators now require them to monitor their risk positions. Indeed, if the models say a firm’s risk has increased, the firm must either reduce its bets or set aside more capital as a cushion in case things go wrong.

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“There was a willful designing of the systems to measure the risks in a certain way that would not necessarily pick up all the right risks,” said Gregg Berman, the co-head of the risk-management group at RiskMetrics, a software company spun out of JPMorgan. “They wanted to keep their capital base as stable as possible so that the limits they imposed on their trading desks and portfolio managers would be stable.”

One way they did this, Mr. Berman said, was to make sure the computer models looked at several years of trading history instead of just the last few months. The most important models calculate a measure known as Value at Risk — the amount of money you might lose in the worst plausible situation. They try to figure out what that worst case is by looking at how volatile markets have been in the past.

But since the markets were placid for several years (as mortgage bankers busily lent money to anyone with a pulse), the computers were slow to say that risk had increased as defaults started to rise.

It was like a weather forecaster in Houston last weekend talking about the onset of Hurricane Ike by giving the average wind speed for the previous month.

But many on Wall Street did even worse, as Mr. Berman describes it. They continued to trade very complex securities concocted by their most creative bankers even though their risk management systems weren’t able to understand the details of what they owned.


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Palin: men and dinosaurs coexisted

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 10:42 by John Sinteur in category: Indecision 2008, Pastafarian News

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Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago — about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct — the teacher said.

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Palin told him that “dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time,” Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said “she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks,” recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska.


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Pro-McCain Group Dumping 28 Million Terror Scare DVDs in Swing States

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 10:31 by John Sinteur in category: Indecision 2008

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This week, 28 million copies of a right-wing, terror propaganda DVD are being mailed and bundled in newspaper deliveries to voters in swing states. The 60-minute DVDs, titled Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West, are landing on doorsteps in a campaign coinciding with the 7th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. Funding is coming from a New York-based group called the Clarion Fund, a shadowy outfit whose financial backers are unclear.

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Although supposedly a 501 c(3) non-profit, this week the Clarion Fund’s website featured an article supporting John McCain. Yesterday, the Patriot-News in PA reported on the DVDs showing up in Pennsylvania, and noted:

“On Wednesday, though, there was an article on the group’s new Web site, www.radicalislam.org, that backed Republican presidential candidate John McCain. The article discusses both candidates and concludes: “McCain’s policies seek to confront radical Islamic extremism and terrorism and roll it back while [Barack] Obama’s, although intending to do the same, could in fact make the situation facing the West even worse.”

The DVD’s are having a real-world effect already:

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Baboucarr Njie was preparing for his prayer session Friday night, Sept. 26, when he heard children in the Islamic Society of Greater Dayton coughing. Soon, Njie himself was overcome with fits of coughing and, like the rest of those in the building, headed for the doors.

“I would stay outside for a minute, then go back in, there were a lot of kids,” Njie said. “My throat is still itchy, I need to get some milk.”

Njie was one of several affected when a suspected chemical irritant was sprayed into the mosque at 26 Josie St., bringing Dayton police, fire and hazardous material personnel to the building at 9:48 p.m.

Someone “sprayed an irritant into the mosque,” Dayton fire District Chief Vince Wiley said, noting that fire investigators believe it was a hand-held spray can.

According to fire dispatch communications, a child reported seeing two men with a white can spraying something into a window. That child was brought to the supervising firefighter at the scene.

Wiley would not discuss that report, but said the investigation has been turned over to police. Police were not commenting.

The 300 or so inside were celebrating the last 10 days of Ramadan with dinner and a prayer session, but the prayer session was interrupted so those suffering from tearing, coughing and shortness of breath could receive treatment.

Wiley said an adult and juvenile were taken to area hospitals and others had their eyes or faces washed on the scene. He did not know how many people were treated at the scene.


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“If I don’t photograph this, people like my mom will think war is what they see on TV” ~ Kenneth Jarecke, Photojournalist

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 10:17 by John Sinteur in category: News


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A True Image from False Kiva

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 9:13 by John Sinteur in category: awesome, Great Picture

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2008 September 29
See Explanation.  Clicking on the picture will download the highest resolution version available.

Credit & Copyright: Wally Pacholka (Astropics.com/TWAN)

Explanation: Is there any place in the world you could see a real sight like this?

Yes.

Pictured above is single exposure image spectacular near, far, and in between. Diving into the Earth far in the distance is part of the central band of our Milky Way Galaxy, taken with a long duration exposure.

Much closer, the planet Jupiter is visible as the bright point just to band’s left.

Closer still are picturesque buttes and mesas of the Canyonlands National Park in Utah, USA, lit by a crescent moon.

In the foreground is a cave housing a stone circle of unknown origin named False Kiva.

The cave was briefly lit by flashlight during the long exposure.

Astrophotographer Wally Pacholka reports that getting to the cave to take this image was no easy trek. Also, mountain lions were a concern while waiting alone in the dark for just the right exposure.


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Exeunt Fortis

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 8:44 by John Sinteur in category: Nederland is Gek!

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Nederland, België en Luxemburg kopen grote delen van Fortis. Nederland neemt een belang van 49 procent in het verzekeringsbedrijf van het geplaagde concern en betaalt daarvoor 4 miljard euro. ABN Amro wordt verkocht.

Dat is zondagavond bekendgemaakt na twee volle dagen van intensief overleg. Bos zei na afloop van de onderhandelingen dat Fortis een bank blijft waar het geld van mensen veilig is. “We voelen ons verplicht om een bank als Fortis in deze roerige tijden overeind te houden” , aldus de minister van Financiën.

“We hadden ook niet kunnen ingrijpen, maar de vraag was of Fortis dan de maandagochtend zou hebben overleefd.” Bos zei dat de deelname van de Nederlandse Staat in Fortis zolang zal aanhouden “als nodig is om het vertrouwen te herstellen”.


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Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008

Posted on September 29th, 2008 at 8:41 by John Sinteur in category: News

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On Sunday, September 28, congressional leadership issued the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008, posted online (in PDF) by Speaker Pelosi and by the House Financial Services Committee. This bill is the latest version of Congress’ gigantic taxpayer bailout of the financial sector, with a potential cost of $700 billion or more than $2000 per American citizen. We believe, as Justice Brandeis said, that “Sunlight is the best of disinfectants,” and that all legislation ought to be open to public comment and consideration in real-time, not just after the fact. So, as a public service, we’re posting the 110-page text for public comment.


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Now that the Olympics are over…

Posted on September 28th, 2008 at 22:05 by John Sinteur in category: News

did you notice nobody mentions Tibet any more?


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  1. I always wondered .. still wonder in fact what the statute of limitations on stealing someones country is.
    I don’t see the people calling for free tibet, calling for free Hawaii .. and it was stolen a lot more recently. Or how about, free USA …

    Not that I dont think Tibetans don’t deserve self determination.. but stones and glass houses people

Barack at the Debate in Oxford

Posted on September 28th, 2008 at 22:02 by John Sinteur in category: Great Picture, Indecision 2008

Candid behind-the-scenes photos from Obama campaign photographer David Katz.

A few minutes before the debate:

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Gives a whole new meaning to “Terror Watch List”

Posted on September 28th, 2008 at 21:59 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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The Casio F91W is a cheap, common digital watch which, as described by Casio themselves, has a “tried and true style great for casual wear”. It has a fairly unremarkable set of features: water resistance, a light, an alarm and a calendar. There is, however, one undocumented feature that makes this particular watch special – it can be used as evidence that you’re a terrorist

(only $12 at amazon)


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  1. Why does Casio hate America?

  2. Ha! A friend of mine gave AG Mukasey a Casio F91W:

    http://tongodeon.livejournal.com/718084.html

Going to the dogs

Posted on September 28th, 2008 at 11:03 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!, If you're in marketing, kill yourself, Indecision 2008

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Has the American presidential campaign gone to the dogs?

One could be forgiven for thinking so after seeing the latest issue of Nature magazine.

The world’s leading scientific journal has featured a powerful image of John McCain and Barack Obama on its front cover. The pair radiate statesmanlike-authority, the image is suitably sombre for the weighty interview inside.

Then, however, you see the back cover.

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“It just goes to show that editorial and advertising aren’t working in cahoots.”


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