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The Vendor Client relationship – in real world situations

Posted on May 28th, 2009 at 19:22 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!


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  1. If it wasn’t so true, it’d be hilarious! Thanks!

  2. LOL! Personally, I’d like to see another in the same vein, but from the customer’s perspective. Customer to record store clerk: “Uh, I’d like to return this CD”. Clerk: “I’m sorry sir, but once the shrink-wrap is opened, there are no returns”. Customer: “But this CD is missing half the tracks specified on the cover!”. Clerk: “Sir, if you look at the fine print, those are going to be in version 2.0 – they aren’t yet available”. Customer: “What? Do you mean that I have to wait for the next album to get the music I paid for on this one?”. Clerk: “That’s correct sir. If it is released within 90 days, bring your version 1.0 in and we’ll exchange it then”. Customer: “What if it takes longer than that to come out?”. Clerk: “Well, for a small annual fee, all of your purchases will include free updates when they are available, otherwise you will have to purchase version 2.0″…

Cartoons

Posted on May 28th, 2009 at 16:38 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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  1. The top cartoon puts Moscow halfway between Washington and London.

    Amazing how clueless some people are on timezones. The year when our helpdesk was outsourced to a callcenter in Denver, some agents refused to believe there existed any timezones other than Pacific, Mountain, Central, and Eastern. “If Amsterdam would be 8 hours ahead of us, they’d have told us, sir!”.

  2. “If Amsterdam would be 8 hours ahead of us, they’d have told us, sir!”.

    In any sane country you could say “they did. In high-school”.

  3. Umm, no it doesn’t. London 5 hours ahead of DC, and Moscow 3 hours ahead of that. Leaving 16 hours between Moscow and DC. Maybe you forgot the missing 12 hours since it’s a 12 hour clock, not 24…

  4. So that explains why Pyongyang and Washington are showing the same time… :)

  5. Eh… Gotcha; so it’s actually totally correct. Well, as said: amazing how clueless some people are! Must run now, have to brush up on my modulo 12 calculus.

Cancer patient held at airport for missing fingerprint

Posted on May 28th, 2009 at 16:07 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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A Singapore cancer patient was held for four hours by immigration officials in the United States when they could not detect his fingerprints — which had apparently disappeared because of a drug he was taking.

The incident, highlighted in the Annals of Oncology, was reported by the patient’s doctor, Tan Eng Huat, who advised cancer patients taking this drug to carry a doctor’s letter when traveling to the United States.

The drug, capecitabine, is commonly used to treat cancers in the head and neck, breast, stomach and colorectum.

One side-effect is chronic inflammation of the palms or soles of the feet and the skin can peel, bleed and develop ulcers or blisters — or what is known as hand-foot syndrome.


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Australian government admits less than 32% of secret censorship list is related to underage images

Posted on May 28th, 2009 at 14:45 by John Sinteur in category: News

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A mere 32% of the secret censorship list is related to a category covering potentially sexually provocative images of persons appearing to be under the age of 18, pages with links to these images or other “child abuse” information. The list is claimed, by the government, to be for tackling child pornography.


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Brazen Tunneling and Inflation

Posted on May 28th, 2009 at 14:31 by John Sinteur in category: Robber Barons

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In most societies it is traditional to be somewhat sneaky in squeezing your shareholders or the government.  You might set up a complicated transfer pricing scheme or perhaps you arrange for a family-owned firm to acquire assets on the cheap from the publicly traded corporation that you control.  Or you could always arrange for the Kremlin to provide foreign exchange at a “special” price.

In the New United States, life is much simpler and bank tunneling considerably more brazen.


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Please Stand By

Posted on May 28th, 2009 at 14:26 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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On Oct. 15, 1910, the airship America took off from Atlantic City in a bid to cross the Atlantic. The six crewmembers took along a cat, Kiddo, for luck.

The frightened tabby was still underfoot when chief engineer Melvin Vaniman tried to send a historic wireless message back to shore. So officially the first radio communication ever made from an airship in flight was:

“Roy, come and get this goddamn cat.”


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Cop in fatal hit-run of boy wanted to ‘go back’

Posted on May 28th, 2009 at 13:36 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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The Chicago Police officer charged with striking and killing a 13-year-old South Side boy in a hit-and-run crash Friday told arresting officers that he just wanted to “go back.”

“I want to go back. I just want to go back,” Richard Bolling told the officer who inquired about the front-end damage to his Dodge Charger when he was spotted driving the wrong way on a one-way street blocks away from where Cook County prosecutors said Bolling hit Trenton Booker, knocking him off his bike.

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Booker said he wasn’t surprised by reports that Bolling allegedly was given a Breathalyzer test fours hours after he was arrested. “It sounds fishy,” he said.

“I expect nothing but that,” Booker said of any possible preferential treatment to Bolling. “They [police] are what they are.”

The tests on Bolling revealed a blood-alcohol level of .079, just shy of the .08 legal limit, according to the state’s attorney’s office.

Four hours wait, and juuuuuuuuust shy of the legal limit.

What an amazing coincidence.


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Mobile City Maps

Posted on May 28th, 2009 at 5:54 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

Apple last night accepted three more street maps for the iPhone:

Frankfurt
Madrid
Curaçao

And they accepted a small update to TwitterLoc.


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