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Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 18:39 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. I overshoot you with almost 10 points. If I only owned an iPhone. I would have a near perfect score. I almost outscore you if “know how to do X” is read as “have done X”. :-) Man I am bad.

World’s Quickest Personality Test

Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 17:37 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!


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Cartoons

Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 16:33 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon

kelley

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Banks’ ‘courtesy’ loans at soaring rates irk consumers

Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 13:53 by John Sinteur in category: Robber Barons

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Even as regulators crack down on abusive mortgage and credit card practices, another type of lending threatens to mire consumers in a credit trap.

It’s called “courtesy overdraft” and has long been used by banks to automatically pay transactions that account holders don’t have the money to cover — and then charge them a steep fee. For years, banks have made it easier for customers to overdraw their checking accounts, aided by a cottage industry of consultants who make big money by helping to wring fees out of consumers, a USA TODAY analysis finds.

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Wachovia, for instance, is discouraging employees from refunding overdraft fees. A 2007 bank memo obtained by USA TODAY tells employees that the fees “make up a big percentage of our revenue and is (sic) a HOT button among leadership.” Wells Fargo, which owns Wachovia, says it educates customers but also has a “responsibility to shareholders” to collect overdraft fees.

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Banks are lobbying heavily against restrictions. Why? “Overdraft fees are the mother lode of (deposit) fees,” says Michael Moebs of Moebs Services, an economic research firm. “If it weren’t for overdraft fees, 45% of banks and credit unions wouldn’t have made money in 2008.”

Any industry that depends on penalty fees to remain viable should be burned to the ground.


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Billions in aid go to areas that backed Obama in ’08

Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 13:00 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Billions of dollars in federal aid delivered directly to the local level to help revive the economy have gone overwhelmingly to places that supported President Obama in last year’s presidential election.

Sounds ominous, right? Well, do something most people reading newspapers today won’t bother to do, and go read the last paragraph as well.


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  1. I am just so happy to begin to see money going towards building roads here vs. blowing them up elsewhere. Re the last paragraph – my takeaway is whatever skew is there is purely coincidental and will likely level out once all the money is dispersed. I mean, it’s not even subtle. Sheesh…

  2. … and you wonder why I consider the USA Today app for my iPhone too expensive to download and install. Yes, I know it’s free.

  3. Instead of complaining about AIG raises, what about the people that gave them the ability to give out bonuses in the first place?

    http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/03/13/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry4863877.shtml

    Let’s place the blame where it belongs!

  4. Sorry, I meant to post the comment above on the AIG item.

  5. There’s plenty of blame for everybody on this one… “Fuck you, I’ve got mine” is endemic in society, unfortunately.

AIG Seeks Federal Blessing for Another Round of Bonuses

Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 7:06 by John Sinteur in category: Robber Barons

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American International Group is preparing to pay millions of dollars more in bonuses to several dozen top corporate executives after an earlier round of payments four months ago set off a national furor.

The troubled insurance giant has been pressing the federal government to bless the payments in hopes of shielding itself from renewed public outrage.

First Morgan repackaging downgraded CDO’s again, now this.

These fuckers won’t stop their destructive work until we put them against the wall.


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  1. AIG is primarily an insurance company and much of its insurance business was pretty healthy. If you want to have that part of the business survive, it needs competent people–exactly the people who’ve been doing good work all along and are most likely to get offers to work elsewhere. We’re talking about $2.4mln spread over 40 employees, and the top few execs (presumably the same people who had the power to have stopped the CDO madness) have agreed to not take bonuses. Not exactly robber barron territory, is it?

  2. It’s not the amount of the bonus. It’s the attitude. They know what everybody thinks of them, heck, that’s whey they went to the feds to hide this in the first place. And yet, it’s “fuck you, I’ve got mine” all over again.

  3. What evidence do you have that they want to “hide” these payments? They may be seeking some political cover from criticism, but nothing in the article you linked suggests that it was covert.

    And who are these “they” that “know” what “everyone” thinks of them? Do you have any evidence that the people getting bonuses had anything to do with the CDS part of the business?

    Note that AIG is being run by a guy that got installed by the government after the bailout. Is he part of those “they”?

    Note also that these are not newly awarded bonuses, they are part of existing compensation packages–quite likely based on good performance in *those* parts of the business.

    Some large percentage of AIG employees are in a respectable business and had nothing to do with the CDS meltdown. In what sense are those people displaying “fuck you” attitude? If they are busting their asses helping the company survive, why should they not get reasonable compensation?

    Look, I understand the logic of saying, “The business was basically bankrupt, only the bailout kept it afloat, and so things should be austere so the tax payers don’t suffer additional costs”. But once you bail out the company, you should act to keep it healthy, and retaining the employees who are going to make it successful in the long run is a necessary part of that. They should fire everyone who had any oversight of the CDS insanity, and work to retain those who were doing a good job running the healthy parts of the company.

  4. Look, I understand the logic of saying, “The business was basically bankrupt, only the bailout kept it afloat, and so things should be austere so the tax payers don’t suffer additional costs”.

    Great. Except that’s not what I’m saying at all. Here’s one of the key sentences: The troubled insurance giant has been pressing the federal government to bless the payments in hopes of shielding itself from renewed public outrage.

    AIG knows that any form of bonus program reeks like “old times”, yet they insist on doing business exactly like in the old times. AIG knows that they’re going to get lynched if these bonus programs are widely known, and try to avoid the outrage by having government bless them instead of finding another way to reward those who may, or may not, do something useful for the company. They haven’t learned a thing, especially those who may actually qualify for the pat on the back this time around – they feel they deserve the bonus (just like you feel they deserve it) regardless of the effects on what the public thinks of the company and it’s subsequent ability to operate, and they’ll do anything to get their hands on that money regardless of the effects on the image and future of the company – just as I said… “Fuck you, I’ve got mine!”

  5. Right, public perception is truth, and the masses are always right.

    Now that the old times are over, I guess in the new times you don’t have to pay competitive salaries to retain talented employees.

    *rolls eyes*

    Sorry John, I’m not detecting any reality-based analytical thinking in your responses, just emotions.

  6. you don’t have to pay competitive salaries

    Sorry, but I’m fully aware that you actually do have to do that.

    I’m just saying doing that by paying a bonus right now is not the way to go about it.

  7. You’re just begging the question–what would be the way to go about it, then?

    Making some other form of payment would just be an actual attempt at hiding what’s going on, so I’m left to think that you’d advocate suspending the bonus payment until some conditions are met, e.g. the bailout money has been repaid.

    If that’s the case, I think you’d have a stronger blog if you said something constructive like that, rather than just, “They’re defying the public sentiment! Put ‘em up against the wall!”

  8. So let me get this straight – they are the financial geniuses that deserve millions of dollars of bonus for thinking up all kind of financial wizardry, and I’ve got a weak blog because I’m not offering an alternative?

    If they really are deserving their bonus, don’t you think they should be more than capable of dealing with all this. Or do I get a million bonus just for suggesting that maybe the old-fashioned idea of giving them stock options in AIG that vest in 5 years may be more appropiate?

  9. If “they’re really deserving their bonus”, then they’re really deserving of their bonus. Give it to ‘em.

    But isn’t your position that they’re fuck-you money-grabbing robber barons? And yet they should be “capable of dealing with this” and figure out a fair compensation for themselves? Isn’t that how we got here?

    No wait, I see now. If they were deserving of their bonus, they would be capable of dealing with this, but you’re outraged, which indicates they screwed it up, so they don’t deserve the bonus after all. Q.E.D.

    OK, that clears it up.

    (P.S.: Their compensation was already, all along, even before the crisis, structured to be heavily invested in AIG: “[they are/were] required to defer about half of their pay for years, and intertwine their long-term interests with their firm’s”. [source])

    P.P.S: That guy in the article who got AIG to stop making the bad deals back in 2005, does *he* deserve a bonus?

  10. We keep talking past each other. You keep asking whether or not they deserve it, I’m talking about the how and the timing. Two different things.

  11. So basically you’re talking about the PR spin?

  12. If you want to be cynical about it, then yes, I guess I am. I was more thinking of a “not now, not this way”

  13. What’s funny to me is that you accused them of hiding this, when in fact you’d prefer that they hide it better–by stuffing it into the future or using fancy mechanisms.

    I think you have the attitude that if some employees don’t want to wait 5 years for their previously contractually agreed income (or give it up altogether), they can just quit (or sue?), and there’ll be someone else equally competent to take over for them. The big question is whether that’s actually true.

    I come back to the pragmatic question: we, the U.S. tax payers, have bailed out AIG and it’s now in our best interest to improve the performance of the company. If that means paying some of these bonuses, then fine. If that’s unpalatable to the general public, then this is one of those times where leaders need to lead and explain why they’re doing something non-obvious, rather than letting the mob sentiment steer them.

    A clarification: it’s not entirely clear to me that the bonuses should actually be paid; that depends a fair bit on the exact who and why. Rather, I can see that there might be a thoughtful case to be made to do so.

  14. Now that I can agree on. That’s also basically the “not this way” part I was hoping for.

“The DNA Code” – New Research Shows Life Hardwired in the Universe

Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 7:03 by John Sinteur in category: News

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A recent mathematical analysis says that life as we know it is written into the laws of reality. DNA is built from a set of twenty amino acids – the first ten of those can create simple prebiotic life, and now it seems that those ten are thermodynamically destined to occur wherever they can.

For those unfamiliar with thermodynamics, it’s the Big Brother of all energy equations and science itself. You can apply quantum mechanics at certain scales, and Newtonian mechanics work at the right speeds, but if Thermodynamics says something then everyone listens. An energy analysis by Professors Pudritz and Higgs of McMaster University shows that the first ten amino acids are likely to form at relatively low temperatures and pressures, and the calculated odds of formation match the concentrations of these life-chemicals found in meteorite samples.

They also match those in simulations of early Earth, and most critically, those simulations were performed by other people. The implications are staggering: good news for anyone worried about how we’re alone, and bad news for anyone who demands some kind of “Designer” to put life together – it seems that physics can assemble the organic jigsaw all by itself, thank you very much, and has probably done so throughout space since the beginning of everything.


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  1. Yes, but who designed physics? It must have been designed, see, as it works so well, it could not happen all by itself! Why it even can create life at the slightest provocation!!

  2. Why must there be a “who”? How about a “what”? How about something that passes human understanding? Because the universe produced humanity that means the root cause must be like us? This arrogance may be genetically programmed in; still, now there’s awareness that can scan in all directions including the direction it came from.

  3. F S M

    we are all noodled into existence by the forces he hath wrought.

The Firefox 3.5 fiasco

Posted on July 10th, 2009 at 6:56 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Security

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I have to warn you though. If you’re a developer, your software engineering fire will die a little when you read the true cause and from then on you will have to fight off thoughts of giving up development altogether and apply for a job in marketing or HR. So what was it, what’s the cause of this slowness? It’s NSS. What? The Network Security System. It turns out that NSS needs to do all kinds of encryption and other security related tasks (which seems kind of logical), and for that it needs random numbers. Sounds reasonable, right? Well, it kind of does.

True random numbers are hard to produce, because in a computer system, nothing is really random, it all is a result of some action which was a result of some action etc. etc. The clever boys and girls of the NSS team had to crack this problem: how to get ‘true’ random numbers which are as random as possible? Instead of using the randomization functionality of the underlying operating system (which has this feature build-in as every TCP stack for example needs it), they did what Mozilla in general always does: they re-invented the wheel. Nothing against re-inventing stuff, don’t get me wrong, not every wheel is as equal as the other one, and you can never have enough good, re-invented, shiny wheels. Though, the downside of re-inventing wheels is that along the way you can’t make mistakes, it has to be better than the previous invented wheels. No-one wants to use your square new wheel for example.

To solve the problem of the randomization, the NSS team came up with something clever, something so great, that no-one else had ever thought of that before: they decided to read the files in all possible temp folders on disk with multiple threads so these files can be used as seeds for the randomization. Brilliant. Temp folders! Why hasn’t anyone else thought of using a disk-based resource for random number generation! I mean, these folders change every couple of milliseconds, have immediate access, no latency to read their contents and are never filled to the brim with useless cruft!

That is, if you’re on the NSS team. In the outside world, things are a tad different. You see, Firefox v3.5 reads the Internet Explorer Cache and the central Windows temp folder in your user profile, through its NSS subsystem. Not only is it, in my humble opinion, not done to read another application’s caches or temp folders, it’s also amazingly ignorant towards the real bottlenecks of our modern computers: hard-drives. If you’re using a virus-scanner which is set to paranoia mode, this whole temp folder traversal by NSS will be even slower because every file accessed will be scanned by the virus scanner. Over and over and over again. And what happens if the user doesn’t do anything else but browse with Firefox, so these temp folders will not change (or are empty)? Isn’t using file reading the worst way to obtain a seed for randomization?


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