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Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers
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In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company’s hippest and most dedicated customers.
“I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet,” announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. “Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it’s also the most handsome product we’ve ever designed.”
The packed auditorium, which had been listening to Jobs in hushed reverence for several minutes, then erupted into applause, with hundreds of men and women suddenly jumping to their feet and shouting, “I can see it!” “Look, there it is!” and “God, it’s so beautiful!”
What’s really frightening is that he’s got some loyal listeners who would accept this as a legitimate reason without question.
These are probably the same people who would say that there’s not enough evidence to support the theory of evolution, or that Obama is a Muslim, or that Obama still needs to provide his birth certificate to confirm he’s eligible to be president.