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Playboy makes you gay

Posted on September 22nd, 2009 at 13:37 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ -- Write a comment

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In an infamous moment at the Values Voter Summit over the weekend, captured on video by Dave Weigel, Sen. Tom Coburn’s (R-OK) chief of staff Michael Schwartz made the case against pornography. “All pornography is homosexual pornography,” said Schwartz, quoting an ex-gay friend of his, “because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.”

Schwartz then explained the side benefit of this finding — that if boys know pornography will make them gay, they’ll never touch it, taking advantage of what Schwartz sees as a natural homophobia. “And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to get a copy of Playboy?” he said. “I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants!”

  1. Oh man, these guys just won’t stop! In-f*ckin-credible!

  2. Say what you will, but I can see fine and have no warts on my palms since I have always been master of my domain. No really, it just seemed too risky.

  3. I had a subscription to Playboy for about 10 years, thru high school and college. I’ve been married to the same woman for 35 years, have 4 grand kids, and no interest in gay sex. That said, my wife and I do have gay friends (of both genders) and neither of us could care less what someone’s sexual preference is, as long as it is consensual with people of a legal age of consent.

  4. I just wonder: since when is Playboy pornography?
    Ah, I get it. Since it turns you gay.
    So these intellectual giants are running a country with nuclear weapons?

  5. Mr. Schwartz, it’s perfectly alright that you are gay. Ok? Really, it just doesn’t matter. You don’t have to pretend anymore. In fact, if you want, you and your partner can look at gay oriented pornography, that’s perfectly ok too. There now, doesn’t that feel better? Now – could you see about maybe getting your boss to work on some important issues like maybe the whole health care insurance thingy? kthxby

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