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In the face of a multimillion-dollar budget deficit, Los Angeles Unified School District Superintendent Ramon Cortines ordered an immediate hiring freeze Monday and cut other expenses, including travel, conferences and food at district meetings.
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The only exceptions to the hiring freeze will be for classroom teachers, principals, assistant principals, cafeteria managers, school police officers, bus drivers teachers’ assistants, education aides, special education assistants and plant managers.
So they aren’t allowed to hire… well… ehm…. janitors?
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I remember somebody reading My Pet Goat at one time, but that must have been a different president.
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More suggestions are welcome, of course
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Every school pupil in England is to be taught that domestic violence against women and girls is unacceptable, as part of a new government strategy.
Boys, however, well, feel free to kick the snot out of them.

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From 3AM on Wednesday November 25, 2009, until 3AM the following day (US east coast time), WikiLeaks will release over half a million US national text pager intercepts. The intercepts cover a 24 hour period surrounding the September 11, 2001 attacks in New York and Washington.
To foster a deeper understanding, the messages will be released to the global community “live”. That is, the first message, corresponding to 3AM September 11, 2001, five hours before the first attack, will be released at 3AM November 25, 2009 and the last, corresponding to 3AM September 12, 2001 at 3AM November 26, 2009.
Text pagers are mostly carried by persons operating in an official capacity. Messages in the archive range from Pentagon and New York Police Department exchanges, to computers reporting faults to their operators as the World Trade Center collapsed.
This is a significant and completely objective record of the defining moment of our time. We hope that its entry into the historical record will lead to a deeper and more nuanced understanding of how this tragedy and its aftermath may have been prevented.
While we are obligated by to protect our sources, it is clear that the information comes from an organization which has been intercepting and archiving US national telecommunications since prior to 9/11.
How many organizations are there that “have been intercepting and archiving US national telecommunications since prior to 9/11″? I know of only one…
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Perhaps one of those assistants or aides can keep thing tidy?
I’m happy to see the word ‘consultant’ is not on the list of exceptions.
Re. Jim’s comment:
My guess is that consultants fall under the “special education assistants” or such.