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NY Scientologists Send Medical Team to Haiti
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The first in a series of charter flights will leave JFK International Airport for Haiti Saturday, carrying nearly 50 medical doctors from the Association of Haitian Physicians Abroad.
The flight — organized by the Church of Scientology — will provide urgently needed care in the wake of Tuesday’s 7.0 magnitude quake.
Teams of Scientology Volunteer Ministers from the U.S., Mexico and Europe will aid in search and rescue efforts, provide administrative and organizational support, and support medical teams.
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Here’s how they do it:
- The “Purification Rundown”: After 9/11, Scientology set up a clinic in downtown Manhattan where firefighters sat in saunas, worked out, and took niacin and other vitamins, a regime that toxicologists have derided as “quackery.”
- “Touch Assists”: Scientologists descended on India in the wake of the Tsunami to save lives with “touch assists,” which, according to this Washington Post story, consisted of a mechanic from Michigan touching people and saying “feel my finger” over and over and over again.
- “Locational Assists”: After traumas, people sometime’s forget where they are maybe? To remind earthquake victims that they are still stuck in Haiti, volunteer ministers will be performing this vital medical procedure, quoted here verbatim from the Scientology Handbook:
5. Continue giving the command, directing the person’s attention to different objects in the environment. Be sure to acknowledge the person each time after he has complied.
For instance, you say, “Look at that tree.” “Thank you.” “Look at that building.” “Good.” “Look at that street.” “All right.” “Look at that lawn.” “Very good.” You point each time to the object.
6. Keep this up until the person has good indicators and a cognition. You can end the assist at this point. Tell the person, “End of assist.”
- “Nerve Assists”: This is basically a back massage, which if performed properly will dislodge the “standing wave” of trauma that is preventing horribly wounded and completely bereft Haitian earthquake victims from leading normal, satisfactory, psych-free lives.
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