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Posted on March 12th, 2010 at 20:13 by John Sinteur in category: If you're in marketing, kill yourself, Pastafarian News -- Write a comment

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Cardinal Condoms prepares legal action against the Catholic Church.

We find the innumerous scandals in which the church is involved damages to the brand name Cardinal.

The number of accusations against the Church made by adults everywhere in the world of sexual abuse in their childhood grows every day. Even worse was a huge scandal in Holland because of the refusal of the church to pay economic damages to one of the victims. The Church wanted the liability insurance to pay.

Recently a Catholic Church in Holland refused hosts to homosexual believers going to communion. Around the same time Angelo Balducci, a ‘Gentleman of His Holiness’, who serves as a ceremonial usher in the papal house, was caught enlisting Thomas Ehiem, a Vatican Choir member, to be the middle man in his male prostitute meet-and-greets. At least one time the men met in the Vatican.

We are a premium brand with an excellent reputation. But the negative publicity around the criminal behavior of the Church is causing damage to our brand. We have contacted a specialized law firm.

Of course this is just a way to get some free advertising, but I can’t help but laugh!

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