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Pope Benedict says Catholics must ‘do penance’

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 18:06 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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Pope Benedict XVI has called on Roman Catholics to “do penance” for their sins, an apparent reference to the recent child sexual abuse scandal.

He said Catholics were “under attack from the world which talks to us of our sins” and should see the necessity “to recognise what is wrong in our lives”.

In was the Pope’s first reference to the abuse scandal for nearly a month.

He still doesn’t get it.

Listen, dude, it’s simple:

Stop telling your pederast priests to do penance.

Start telling your pederast priests to do jail time.


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  1. Hungry Beast, Series 2, # 10 | ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

    The Vatican
    Jess Mendes looks into the Vatican and how they’ve dealt with child sex abuse for over 2000 years.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAgQ8cIFEB4

How to print from an iPad

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 17:44 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Funny!

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Never Before, and Never Again

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 16:33 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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December 9, 2001, at a singular event called Muppet Fest, Muppet performers and special guests came together to perform a very special edition of The Muppet Show – a live performance. Until now, those of us who could not attend were only able to read the script, but recently a (slightly edited) video of this unique performance has turned up on YouTube: Part 1

:: Part 2 :: Part 3 :: Part 4 :: Part 5 :: Part 6 (features memories by Brian Henson) :: Part 7 (features memories by other Muppeteers) :: Part 8 (more memories) :: Part 9 :: Part 10 :: Part 11 :: Part 12

The live show was a combination of live performances and vintage clips. Special guests included Brooke Shields and Paul Williams. One notable bit of trivia is that Brian Henson performed the newscaster, which was the first time he had ever performed one of his father’s characters.


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Bayer admits GMO contamination out of control

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 16:16 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Drug and chemical giant Bayer AG has admitted that there is no way to stop the uncontrolled spread of its genetically modified crops.

“Even the best practices can’t guarantee perfection,” said Mark Ferguson, the company’s defense lawyer in a recent trial.

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The plaintiffs alleged that in addition to contaminating their fields, Bayer further harmed them financially by undermining their export market. When the U.S. Department of Agriculture announced the widespread rice contamination, important export markets were closed to U.S. producers. A report from Greenpeace International estimates the financial damage of the contamination at between $741 million and $1.3 billion.

Bayer claimed that there was no possible way it could have prevented the contamination, insisting that it followed not only the law but also the best industry practices. The jury disagreed, finding Bayer guilty of carelessness in handling the genetically modified crops. The company was ordered to pay farmers Kenneth Bell and Johnny Hunter $2 million.


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Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres church

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 13:54 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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Churchgoers are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus.

The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar.

“There are a couple people who have left the parish,” said the Rev. Philip Seeton, the church’s pastor. “There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed.”

Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen “showing distension” — not a penis.

Seeton said, “I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there.”

The exposed genitals of Jesus — what a great name for a band. source


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  1. Jesus as Rorschach Test. I love it!

  2. Yes, whatever you think it is, it is.

  3. This simply proves that Jesus was, indeed, hung on a cross…
    /forgive me…

Hello…

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 13:07 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!


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Muppet camera tests

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 13:01 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Something of a rarity on film, Jim Henson and Frank Oz get a chance to “ham” it up without a script, when The Muppet Movie director James Frawley requests some camera tests to see how the puppets look when filmed on location. The hilarious result:


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The Entertainment Industry’s Dystopia of the Future

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 12:11 by Paul Jay in category: News

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The joint comment filed by the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) and others stands as a sharp contrast, mapping out a vision of the future where Big Media priorities are woven deep into the Internet, law enforcement, and educational institutions.

Consider the following, all taken from the entertainment industry’s submission to the IPEC.


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Eyjafjallajökull, Iceland

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 12:09 by John Sinteur in category: Great Picture


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Icelandic volcanic ash alert grounds UK flights

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 11:26 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Airline passengers are facing massive disruption across the UK after an ash cloud from a volcanic eruption in Iceland grounded planes.

The Air Traffic Control Service (Nats) said no flights would be allowed in or out of UK airspace from midday to 1800BST amid fears of engine damage.

Airports operator BAA confirmed all flights at Heathrow, Stansted and Gatwick would be suspended from midday.

Schiphol is closing down as well. I can’t wait for the pictures of this volcano from the ISS…


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  1. Well, nothing yet on http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/index.html
    or on astronaut Soichi Noguchi’s Twitter site (he regularely puts his photographs on Twitpic): http://twitter.com/Astro_Soichi

Triple score!

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 10:19 by John Sinteur in category: Great Picture


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Jon Stewart Calls Out Fox News for Anti-Muslim Nuclear Logo Propaganda

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 10:07 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!


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  1. LOL!

‘the geographical cure’

Posted on April 15th, 2010 at 5:23 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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In an investigation spanning 21 countries across six continents, The Associated Press found 30 cases of priests accused of abuse who were transferred or moved abroad. Some escaped police investigations. Many had access to children in another country, and some abused again.

A priest who admitted to abuse in Los Angeles went to the Philippines, where U.S. church officials mailed him checks and advised him not to reveal their source. A priest in Canada was convicted of sexual abuse and then moved to France, where he was convicted of abuse again in 2005. Another priest was moved back and forth between Ireland and England, despite being diagnosed as a pederast, a man who commits sodomy with boys.

“The pattern is if a priest gets into trouble and it’s close to becoming a scandal or if the law might get involved, they send them to the missions abroad,” said Richard Sipe, a former Benedictine monk and critic of what he says is a practice of international transfers of accused and admitted priest child abusers. “Anything to avoid a scandal.”


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