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Verizon Asks to End White Pages for All in N.Y.

Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 17:01 by John Sinteur in category: News

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The digital age may claim another victim.

The residential White Pages, those inches-thick tomes of fine-print telephone listings that may be most useful as doorstops, could stop landing with a thud on doorsteps across New York later this year.

Verizon, the dominant local phone company in the state, asked regulators on Friday to allow it to end the annual delivery of millions of White Pages to all of its customers in New York. The company estimates that it would save nearly 5,000 tons of paper by ending the automatic distribution of the books.


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  1. In defense of the White Pages, they actually *are* really useful as door stops. My bedroom door has a spring to keep it closed, and it’s the White and Yellow Pages that keep it open when I need it. Thank you, phone companies!

  2. and my footrest for my home orifice is two big phone books bound with duct tape. Think of the poor paper workers!

  3. And when the internet is down, or there is no electricity, you can look up phone numbers in the book!
    Just imagine, a whole new way to look up things, no need for internet!

Silence!

Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 16:59 by John Sinteur in category: Great Picture


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Since spill, feds have given 27 waivers to oil companies in gulf

Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 9:44 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Since the Deepwater Horizon oil drilling rig exploded on April 20, the Obama administration has granted oil and gas companies at least 27 exemptions from doing in-depth environmental studies of oil exploration and production in the Gulf of Mexico.

The waivers were granted despite President Barack Obama’s vow that his administration would launch a “relentless response effort” to stop the leak and prevent more damage to the gulf. One of them was dated Friday — the day after Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said he was temporarily halting offshore drilling

The exemptions, known as “categorical exclusions,” were granted by the Interior Department’s Minerals Management Service (MMS) and included waiving detailed environmental studies for a BP exploration plan to be conducted at a depth of more than 4,000 feet and an Anadarko Petroleum Corp. exploration plan at more 9,000 feet.


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Thursday = Thor’s day

Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 9:43 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!, Pastafarian News

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“What do you do on Thursday?”


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  1. Swing a big hammer until we get to Freud’s Day, which is the day before Caturday!

    Days of week:

    1. Someday
    2. Oh God, it’s Monday!
    3. 2 is a day (best I could come up with on short notice!)
    4. Peter Pan Day (aka Wendy’s Day)
    5. Thor’s Day
    6. Freud’s Day (good day to visit your therapist)
    7. Caturday

Slick Operator: The BP I’ve Known Too Well

Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 9:35 by John Sinteur in category: News

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To contain a spill, the main thing you need is a lot of rubber, long skirts of it called a “boom.” Quickly surround a spill, leak or burst, then pump it out into skimmers, or disperse it, sink it or burn it. Simple.

But there’s one thing about the rubber skirts: you’ve got to have lots of them at the ready, with crews on standby in helicopters and on containment barges ready to roll. They have to be in place round the clock, all the time, just like a fire department, even when all is operating A-O.K. Because rapid response is the key. In Alaska, that was BP’s job, as principal owner of the pipeline consortium Alyeska. It is, as well, BP’s job in the Gulf, as principal lessee of the deepwater oil concession.

Before the Exxon Valdez grounding, BP’s Alyeska group claimed it had these full-time, oil spill response crews. Alyeska had hired Alaskan natives, trained them to drop from helicopters into the freezing water and set booms in case of emergency. Alyeska also certified in writing that a containment barge with equipment was within five hours sailing of any point in the Prince William Sound. Alyeska also told the state and federal government it had plenty of boom and equipment cached on Bligh Island.

But it was all a lie. On that March night in 1989 when the Exxon Valdez hit Bligh Reef in the Prince William Sound, the BP group had, in fact, not a lick of boom there. And Alyeska had fired the natives who had manned the full-time response teams, replacing them with phantom crews, lists of untrained employees with no idea how to control a spill. And that containment barge at the ready was, in fact, laid up in a drydock in Cordova, locked under ice, 12 hours away.

As a result, the oil from the Exxon Valdez, which could have and should have been contained around the ship, spread out in a sludge tide that wrecked 1,200 miles of shoreline.

And here we go again. Valdez goes Cajun.

BP’s CEO Tony Hayward reportedly asked, “What the hell did we do to deserve this?”

It’s what you didn’t do, Mr. Hayward. Where was BP’s containment barge and response crew? Why was the containment boom laid so damn late, too late and too little? Why is it that the US Navy is hauling in 12 miles of rubber boom and fielding seven skimmers, instead of BP?


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Scripture classes lose half of students to ethics, say Anglicans

Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 9:28 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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The controversial trial of secular ethics classes has ”decimated” Protestant scripture classes in the 10 NSW schools where it has been introduced as an alternative for non-religious children, with the classes losing about 47 per cent of enrolled students.

The figure was calculated by the Sydney Anglican diocese, which is so concerned about the trial that it has created a fund-raising website to ”protect SRE” (special religious education). The website says the values underpinning ”Australia’s moral framework” are under threat.

The website, created by Youthworks, a department of the diocese, says the objective of the ethics trial is ”to not only remove Jesus Christ from the state school system, but from the consciousness and hearts of the next generation”.

”If we lose religious education, we risk losing true, fundamental ‘ethics’ that have underpinned Australia’s moral framework for hundreds of years,” the website says.

Good. Australia could do without the ‘ethics’ that allowed the Tasmanian genocide.

This isn’t about morals. It’s about market-share. Getting these kids hooked on religion early is vital for ensuring the long term profits of the churches.


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  1. There was one class. Now there are two. Enrollment dropped by 50% in the one class in favor of the second. What’s wrong with this picture? NOTHING. ;p Someone needs to learn the definition of “decimate”!

  2. A bit of homework re. the Sydney Anglican diocese reveals possibly more interesting motives. It appears that this part of this particular church has split off from the rest. One Peter Jensen is the Anglican Archbishop of Sydney. He has appointed his wife, his son and his brother to various high positions within this church. Basically, they run the joint. Ain’t nepotism grand! With regard the classes, I suppose he is a bit antsy that he might lose some of his flock and thus future monies to support his nepotism. Why? – because the Jensens just recently lost $160 million of the diocese’s money on the stockmarket.
    (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Jensen)

At least it’s not a blue screen

Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 7:01 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Microsoft


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  1. Now this is funny :) )

  2. The iPhone, it’s like a WindowsPhone on it’s side!

  3. Say, do you think the prototype is implemented in… Flash?

  4. It wouldn’t surprise me. I’ve never been in an AT&T store, but a screen like this usually shows series of demo screens, with video in between, and that’s easiest to develop using flash, running it full-screen in a browser. Just make sure you disable the screen saver…

Mange against the machine

Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 0:45 by Paul Jay in category: News

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Joining leftist demonsrators, civil servants, and teachers’ unions, this dog takes on a squad of riot police to protest austerity measures in April, 2010


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  1. What would you do if they cut 10% of your dog food!

  2. I just read that the EU will loan 10.000 euro to each Greek. Apparently they totally left the dogs fending for their own.

  3. Awfully helpful they write POLICE in English on their riot shields; just in case you were wondering…

  4. Well, I guess every Greek dog reads English, no?