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The head of the nation’s most fee-happy airline told Congress today that bringing luggage on vacation was “not essential” to travel and his airline was actually helping the poor fly by charging up to $45 to place a carry-on bag in the overhead bin.
I wonder… has he ever changed his shorts?
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John, let me explain it to you.
If you make the money he makes, you can afford to buy new shorts when you need them.
So really, all you need is your Platinum Visa.