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FBI says paying cash for coffee is a sign of terrorist intent

Posted on February 14th, 2012 at 18:07 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ -- Write a comment

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Using cash for small purchases like a cup of coffee, gum and other items is a good indication that a person is trying to pass for normal without leaving the kind of paper trail created using a debit or credit card for small purchases.

The most recent update asks coffee shop owners, baristas and other customer-service specialists to be on the lookout for the enemy who walks among us (who evidently has been reanimated from the graves of the 1950s Red Scare era of blacklisting and Communist-baiting or the KGB’s constant witch hunt for capitalist sympathizers or people who resent being witch-hunted for their political beliefs).

  1. I guess that makes me a terrorist. After all, I paid for lunch today with cash, and exact change! What maroons! That our government gives these pinheads guns and the authority to abuse our rights is just absurd! I just waiting until using/holding cash is outlawed… :rolleyes:

  2. I just waiting -> I’m just waiting

  3. hahahaha…I always said that credit cards would lead to the ruination of our system. Abolish cash! That`s the answer! I`m sure Ron Paul put them up to this…

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