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Why Santorum is The One

Posted on March 18th, 2012 at 18:41 by Desiato in category: awesome, ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Can you Trump this?, Funny!, Indecision 2012, News, What were they thinking? -- Write a comment

[Quote]:

[Santorum:] "People ask me why I am the best candidate to run against Barack Obama. I feel like in many respects like I am running against Barack Obama here in this primary because Mitt Romney has the same positions as Barack Obama in this primary," Santorum said Saturday in Effingham, Ill.

Obama and Romney are basically the same, and I’m losing against Romney, so you should pick me to run against Obama!

Logic that cannot be denied.

  1. Every time I think “this is it, he has gone full retard”, a few days later something like this happens and he manages to top his previous statements…

  2. Admit it, we all thought Idiocracy was a comedy not a horror flick…

  3. unless you include the fact that he really thinks he is winning.

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