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Problems with Florida’s Science FCAT Test?

Posted on April 17th, 2012 at 19:44 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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So according to the Test Development Center, it appears that it is acceptable to use scientifically correct answers for wrong responses on the Science FCAT as long as FLDOE does not expect a fifth grader to be educated enough to realize that the wrong answers are scientifically correct.

I wonder how many students got “wrong” answers on the FCAT because their teachers taught them too much. How many “F” schools would have higher grades if those scientifically correct “wrong” answers were counted as correct answers. How many “B” schools would get the extra funding that “A” schools get, if those scientifically correct “wrong” answers were counted as correct answers?


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New EU ACTA reviewer also recommends not signing it, calls ACTA a threat to civil liberties

Posted on April 17th, 2012 at 16:37 by John Sinteur in category: Intellectual Property

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In February, the EU rapporteur (a member of the European Parliament charged with investigating pending legislation and presenting it to Parliament) for ACTA handed in his report and resigned as rapporteur, concluding that the treaty was a disaster for privacy, fairness and human rights, and that the process by which it had been negotiated was hopelessly corrupt. He recommended that the EU reject the treaty. He said, “I condemn the whole process which led to the signature of this agreement: no consultation of the civil society, lack of transparency since the beginning of negotiations, repeated delays of the signature of the text without any explanation given, reject of Parliament’s recommendations as given in several resolutions of our assembly.”

Now, a few weeks later, David Martin, the new ACTA rapporteur has echoed those earlier recommendations, again telling the EP to reject ACTA, saying “The intended benefits of this international agreement are far outweighed by the potential threats to civil liberties.”


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Cartoons

Posted on April 17th, 2012 at 15:22 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Trusted Sistine Chapel Janitor Convicted Of Sexually Abusing Last 4 Popes

Posted on April 17th, 2012 at 13:37 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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Bringing to a close a scandal that has rocked the Roman Catholic Church and upset millions of its followers, trusted Sistine Chapel janitor Giuseppe Falduto, 78, was convicted Thursday of sexually abusing four popes between 1965 and 2011.

The widely publicized trial revealed that Falduto, well regarded and affectionately referred to as “Beppe” by Vatican City residents, had over a period of six decades frequently exploited his position to compel Pope Paul VI, Pope John Paul I, Pope John Paul II, and Pope Benedict XVI to engage in unwanted sexual activity.

“The crimes committed by Mr. Falduto are of course shocking and deplorable,” said Dean of the College of Cardinals Angelo Sodano, adding that he had never previously suspected “kindly old Beppe” of any wrongdoing. “But perhaps most upsetting is the fact that this man gained the trust of high-ranking church authorities and then betrayed that trust by secretly defiling innocent popes.”


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  1. Yes, the Onion brings it. :)

The real tragedy of the Titanic…

Posted on April 17th, 2012 at 12:10 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

There are many stories related to the sinking of the “Titanic.” Some have just come to light due to the success of the movie. For example, most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The “Titanic” was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.


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  1. I’ve always held that puns longer than a sentence do not pass mustard.

  2. Okay, how’s this one:

    If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his wife, does that mean he got off on the wrong foot?

  3. I think you should ketchup with the details of my first comment. :)

  4. Saw that one, but couldn’t resist making a short pun anyway :-)

  5. Well, it was kind of saucy.

  6. Well, Sinko de Mayo is a bit of one-trick pony holiday when it comes to puns. The day before it has opportunities as well: May the 4th be with you!

  7. And I admit, not responding to the mustard pun was a missed steak.

  8. Although I hope I had some margarine for error.

  9. (*kicks in open door*) You’d butter believe it!

  10. Dairy say I’m glad to hear it?

  11. Mayo jokes all be cheezy!

  12. Well, there’s stiltons of bad puns left….

CNN: GIRLS & GUNS

Posted on April 17th, 2012 at 12:06 by Paul Jay in category: News


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Oh, that old thing

Posted on April 17th, 2012 at 8:44 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Thanks to a record-breaking £9 million fundraising effort, the British Library has acquired (and fully digitized) the St. Cuthbert Gospel. The manuscript, buried with the eponymous saint in 698 AD, is the oldest European book to survive fully intact.


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Biden gets the Bad Lip-Reading treatment

Posted on April 17th, 2012 at 8:39 by John Sinteur in category: News


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