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United States Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano has warned the New Zealand Government about the latest terrorist threat known as “body bombers”.

US media reports have suggested the Al Qaeda affiliate in Yemen, and its master bomb-maker Ibrahim Hassan al-Asiri, have been designing body bombs with no metal parts to get past airport security.

Napolitano said the US is monitoring the possibility of terrorists implanting explosives in the human body.

“Do we have specific credible evidence of a threat today? I would not say that we do, however, the importance is that we all lean forward,” she said.

So, Janet, you admit that the story is utter bullshit, but you’re still warning New Zealand about it? Why? Does somebody you know have some body scanners for sale perhaps?

And ‘Lean forward’?

Isn’t that just a different way of saying ‘bend over’?