Posted on May 22nd, 2012 at 16:03 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment
“Are you following Jesus this close” No, but Jesus doesn’t have two dozen stickers with small print plastered all over his backside!
Really? I never really bothered looking at His ass closely, so you got me there.
I’ve come to the realization that, if you truly care about poverty and helping the poor — something there’s no evidence the owner of this car would want, despite the teachings of Jesus — then you should favor comprehensive sex ed, access to contraceptives, and, if you’re not outright pro-choice, then at least some of the slogans of the right-to-life movement should give you pause and/or leave a bad taste in your mouth.
I call “fake”. This can’t be real – where are the homophobic slogans?
Forgive me, I just had a horribly trollish thought – print up a bumper sticker that says:
“Gay sex never ends in abortion”. On a car this cluttered, I doubt they’d notice one more sticker…
My favorite one is the “smoke choke stroke croak” one; my friends who work for a very large tobacco company didn’t think so for some odd reason. I think bumper stickers, especially the free ones, have a HUGE return. I drive an old car that tends to back itself into things, leaving holes of various sizes. I think bumper stickers covers them nicely, my son not so much. I went to a USO volunteer meeting today and saw some “Support or Troops” bumper stickers; one is now covering the car’s most recent accident. As soon as my son sees it he’s going to take my car to the shop, so the free bumper sticker turns into free car repairs. I also have several of the police/firefighter stickers (upper left hand corner, third sticker) – technically they’re not free, you have to give donations, but the more stickers I have the less traffic tickets I get. I’ve been pulled over several times and now have an imaginary brother who is in law enforcement. Can’t think of what this guy’s bumper stickers are giving him (conversation starters? Instant bible studies in wal-mart parking lots? Giggles?) , but you never know.
Are these all grammatically correct? Wow.
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