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89 Business Cliches That Will Get Any MBA Promoted And Make Them Totally Useless

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 22:15 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment

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Here are the 89 biggest cliches that will help you get promoted to middle management because they’ll make you sound like you know a lot about how organizations operate (along with my handy translations). When possible, you should use these in team meetings or in front of your bosses who will have a say in promoting you

  1. Oh, I came top in my class in the ancient art of Bullshit Bingo!
    Thanks, Forbes magazine!

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