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Keller: ‘Write in the Name of Jesus for President’

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 22:47 by John Sinteur in category: Indecision 2012, Pastafarian News -- Write a comment

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Evangelist Bill Keller is telling people to write in Jesus on the ballot in November, arguing that Christians can’t support President Obama, whom he claims is a “true tool of satan,” or Mitt Romney because he is a Mormon. As of today, Keller claims over 126,000 people have committed to “write in the name of Jesus for President”

  1. Ooh, tough call. Is this a ploy by a desperate Obama operative to split the right-wing vote? Or does Mr. Keller intend to announce that he himself is Jesus and will take up His throne as predicted in the Good Book?

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