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The Piggs Boson

Posted on July 4th, 2012 at 16:31 by Paul Jay in category: Funny!, Joke


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Cisco locks customers out of their own routers, only lets them back in if they agree to being spied upon and monetized

Posted on July 4th, 2012 at 15:54 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Owners of Cisco/Linksys home routers got a nasty shock this week, when their devices automatically downloaded a new operating system, which locked out device owners. After the update, the only way to reconfigure your router was to create an account on Cisco’s “cloud” service, signing up to a service agreement that gives Cisco the right to spy on your Internet use and sell its findings, and also gives them the right to disconnect you (and lock you out of your router) whenever they feel like it.


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  1. Wow, that gets today’s Hard To Believe Award.

  2. That’s only true if you never bought a Cisco product in the past.

  3. My original DSL setup used a Cisco router, but that was back in the days when they still used a DB-9 serial connection to administer the thing. No Cisco or Linksys in my life since then. \o/

Charles Carreon: “Mission accomplished”

Posted on July 4th, 2012 at 15:35 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Hours ago, Rob brought you the news that Charles Carreon had voluntarily dismissed his dumbass lawsuit against webcomic The Oatmeal, its creator Matthew Inman, and the charities he’d nominated to receive more than $220,000 sent by people who thought that Carreon (and his client, FunnyJunk) were full of lima beans, the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation.

At the time, Rob asked, “What will the new dawn bring?”

The answer is here: Charles Carreon has told Ars Technica that he was the victor in the lawsuit, using the phrase “Mission accomplished” (seemingly without irony).

So Carreon is just an attention whore. What a surprise.


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  1. A heartwarming result; charities have got some cash, Mr. Inman is an internet hero (as usual), and Carreon has become a new cuss word.

Syria’s Assad regrets downing Turkish jet

Posted on July 4th, 2012 at 15:23 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: No shit, sherlock

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Syrian President Bashar al-Assad regrets that Syrian forces shot down a Turkish jet last month and said he would not allow the tensions between the two countries to turn into open combat, according to an interview with a Turkish newspaper.

“We learned that it belonged to Turkey after shooting it down. I say 100 per cent: ‘If only we had not shot it down’,” Assad told Cumhuriyet, a daily newspaper, in an interview published on Tuesday.

Al-Jazeera is also reporting that the pilots’ bodies have been found.


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White trash

Posted on July 4th, 2012 at 15:16 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame), Pastafarian News


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Acta: Controversial anti-piracy agreement rejected by EU

Posted on July 4th, 2012 at 14:42 by John Sinteur in category: Intellectual Property

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The European Parliament has voted to reject the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (Acta).

The proposed agreement sought to curb piracy, but internet campaigners said it posed a threat to online freedoms.

The rejection vote followed a failed attempt to postpone the decision because of ongoing investigations into Acta by the European Court of Justice.


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  1. Last time I sent out an email to the EP I received one answer from Sophie in ‘t Veld, who has been fighting against Acta all along. This time I received 10, all stating they would vote against.

Nederland springplank voor cybercriminaliteit

Posted on July 4th, 2012 at 14:09 by Desiato in category: News, Security

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Cybercriminaliteit kost de Nederlandse samenleving jaarlijks zeker 10 miljard euro. Dat is 1,5 tot 2 procent van het Nederlands bruto binnenlands product. Dat blijkt uit een vandaag gepubliceerde raming door onderzoeksorganisatie TNO.

Volgens de onderzoekers kan de werkelijke schade zelfs 20 tot 30 miljard zijn. Nederland is volgens TNO kwetsbaar voor cybercriminaliteit vanwege de hoge dichtheid in bekabeling, geavanceerde infrastructuur en grote hoeveelheid dataverkeer.

Newspaper 1: The Netherlands are “vulnerable to cyber crime” because of the high quality of its infrastructure and high amounts of traffic.

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Nederland is na de Verenigde Staten de belangrijkste uitvalsbasis van cybercriminelen in de wereld. Maar liefst 15% van alle kwaadaardige software komt uit ons land.Please Wait …Een belangrijke reden dat zo veel verspreiders van virussen vanuit Nederland opereren, is de goede internetinfrastructuur.

Newspaper 2: The Netherlands are (again because of the good internet infrastructure) the second biggest source of cyber-attacks after the United States.

Different interpretations of the same report? Didn’t find anything on this on TNO’s own website…


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  1. I don’t know why I find it amusing that springplank is Dutch for Springboard,there’s a pastafarian illustration for this on http://www.woesvanhaaften.com/projects/springplank/

Arafat’s widow calls to exhume his body

Posted on July 4th, 2012 at 2:51 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: News

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…Eight years after his death, it remains a mystery exactly what killed the longtime Palestinian leader. Tests conducted in Paris found no obvious traces of poison in Arafat’s system. Rumors abound about what might have killed him – cancer, cirrhosis of the liver, even allegations that he was infected with HIV.

A nine-month investigation by Al Jazeera has revealed that none of those rumors were true: Arafat was in good health until he suddenly fell ill on October 12, 2004.

More importantly, tests reveal that Arafat’s final personal belongings – his clothes, his toothbrush, even his iconic kaffiyeh – contained abnormal levels of polonium, a rare, highly radioactive element. Those personal effects, which were analyzed at the Institut de Radiophysique in Lausanne, Switzerland, were variously stained with Arafat’s blood, sweat, saliva and urine. The tests carried out on those samples suggested that there was a high level of polonium inside his body when he died.

Just when things in the Middle East were settling down a bit.

 


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  1. Last time I looked, Syria was in the Middle East. Are things really settling down a bit over there?

  2. Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?

  3. lol…couldn’t resist, sorry…imo, the Middle East is a massive accident waiting to happen. We have a world depression-in-waiting; a huge youth demographic bulge in the ME; a bunch of totalitarians telling their tribes that the other side is eating babies; Kurdistan (parts of Turkey, Iran, Iraq, Syria); and a bunch of unresolved religious and ethnic hatreds. Not to mention that the West is addicted to cheap energy from the region. NATO is involved, Russia is involved. It’s easy to assume that because this has been dribbling on for as long as anyone can remember, that it will always dribble on. In short, I think we are in as dangerous a situation as the world was in 1913.

    I hope Yasser Arafat wasn’t killed by polonium.