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Evolution Work Of the Devil

Posted on October 6th, 2012 at 13:05 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News -- Write a comment

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At a speech delivered recently to the Liberty Baptist Church Sportsman’s Banquet (for those of you calculating at home: Liberty + Baptist + Church + Sportsman = Quadruple Conservative), Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA), a member of the House Committee on Science and Technology and a freaking medical doctor, went on a rant about how science is the work of the devil. Which makes his House committee appointment the work of the devil, too? Is he like a secret agent from God sent to spy on the House Committee on Hedonism and Satan-Worship? We’re not sure.

All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell. And it’s lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior.

According to Broun, this science conspiracy is primarily designed to hide the true age of the Earth.

You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I’ve found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don’t believe that the Earth’s but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That’s what the Bible says.

This guy is:

House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology
Chairman, Subcommittee on Investigations and Oversight
Member, Subcommittee on Energy and Environment
House Committee on Homeland Security
Member, Subcommittee on Intelligence, Information Sharing, and Terrorism Risk Assessment
Member, Subcommittee on Border, Maritime, and Global Counterterrorism
House Committee on Natural Resources
Member, Subcommittee on National Parks, Forests and Public Lands
Member, Subcommittee on Energy and Mineral Resources

I weep for the US…

  1. Aren’t they going to rapture these idiots soon? I thought God promised to space ‘em to restore sanity in the world.

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