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Police officer injured after being stabbed with screwdriver

Posted on January 7th, 2013 at 16:41 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment

A police officer is recovering after being stabbed with a screwdriver while trying to break up an assault in northeast Iowa.

The suspect was quickly nailed, and the judge will undoubtedly drop the hammer on him, though it’s unclear if anyone saw what happened

pun time! you know the drill…

Spaceman Spiff on January 7th, 2013 at 18:04:

I would say that this perp is well and truly screwed! And to add a twist to his demise, he will have to get to know all to well the “screws” (aka guards) in his cell block!
Mudak on January 7th, 2013 at 18:10:

I’m sure he gave it his awl..

His girlfriend, Molly, bolted from the scene

A bystander exclaimed, “I smell a ratchet!”
Mykolas on January 7th, 2013 at 19:48:

Lucky for him the cop didn’t drill him!
Paul Jay on January 7th, 2013 at 22:06:

NRA: If the Cop had a gun….
Jim on January 7th, 2013 at 23:09:

It was a Dark and Stormy night. The officer being attacked with the Screwdriver was officer Mary, now known as Bloody Mary. She was assisted by Agent Orange in trying to arrest the Black Russian for having Sex on the Beach with a White Lady.
Andre on January 8th, 2013 at 21:43:

“screw this” the policeman yelled…
Andre on January 8th, 2013 at 21:48:

Bores me already
Sue W on January 9th, 2013 at 0:00:

The file on this incident must be gut-wrenching.