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Senator Asks For Proof Of Evolution, Discovers He Doesn’t Actually Understand What It Is

Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 21:27 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News

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Yes, Senator. In just a few years, the bacteria directly evolved into a person. Unfortunately, it didn’t evolve the same intellect. It just looks like a human. Now, it holds public office in Louisiana.


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  1. These people are too stupid to understand evolution. It’s easier to just say God did it.

  2. Sad to say but this Louisianian has seen some upstate politicians who were even dumber than this idiot.

“Armstrong Used Rugs,” Says CBC News

Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 19:58 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Elevated testosterone is linked to baldness, after all..


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“THE NFL : A Bad Lip Reading”

Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 19:52 by John Sinteur in category: News


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Cartoons

Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 14:09 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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  1. Democracy has degenerated to hostage taking.

I think this is a serious question that not enough of us are pondering

Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 13:55 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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  1. Answer: “The same reason why eMails from rich gentlemen from Nigeria go immediately into my spam folder”

  2. It’s eastily the most pole-arizing matter I’ve seen today.

  3. “Get back in your grave you zombie spawn of Satan!”

Corporate Profits Soar as Executives Attack Obama Policy

Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 12:50 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Tom Donohue, the president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, last week said higher taxes and a “flood of new regulations” will damage an already subpar economy. “In many ways, we’re going backwards,” he said.

Such complaints, echoed by corporate executives throughout President Barack Obama’s first term, obscure one fact: American business has never had it so good.

U.S. corporations’ after-tax profits have grown by 171 percent under Obama, more than under any president since World War II, and are now at their highest level relative to the size of the economy since the government began keeping records in 1947, according to data compiled by Bloomberg.

Profits are more than twice as high as their peak during President Ronald Reagan’s administration and more than 50 percent greater than during the late-1990s Internet boom, measured by the size of the economy.


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