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Subway’s Amazingly Stupid Response To Footlong Controversy

Posted on January 19th, 2013 at 12:22 by John Sinteur in category: If you're in marketing, kill yourself -- Write a comment

[Quote]:

“With regards to the size of the bread and calling it a footlong, “SUBWAY FOOTLONG” is a registered trademark as a descriptive name for the sub sold in Subway® Restaurants and not intended to be a measurement of length.”

*cough*

  1. A flaccid, under-baked, bun indeed. Is this why women are so bad at estimating size?

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