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666 on tax form makes man quit job to save soul

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 18:43 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News

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A Clarksville man said that he quit his job last week in order to save his soul.

Walter Slonopas, 52, resigned as a maintenance worker at Contech Casting LLC in Clarksville after his W-2 tax form was stamped with the number 666.

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Slonopas, though, said he has no interest in suing anyone. All he wants is for his former employer to give him a new W-2 without a Satanic number on it. Otherwise, he said, he can’t file his taxes.


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  1. Who the hell did he think the IRS was anyway?

  2. @chas: And I was naively imagining the government was merely a protection racket :-)

  3. @Sue: And every 4 years we elect a new anti-christ.

Facebook will be closed for maintenance between Feb 29-31

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 18:40 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Funny!

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Messages have been spreading on Facebook claiming that the social network will be closed between February 29th and February 31st, 2013.

And, of course, it’s kinda true. You won’t be able to log into Facebook on February 29th, February 30th or February 31st this year. Nor will you have much luck, although the messages don’t mention this, on June 31st.


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  1. Come on. You cant be that thick to fall for this one.

LA Archdiocese, still grappling with sex abuse scandal, may try $200 million fundraiser

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 18:37 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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Amid continuing anger over the poor handling of sexual abuse cases by Catholic Church officials over several decades — and still deeply in the red from settlements with victims — the Archdiocese of Los Angeles is considering the launch of a massive fundraising campaign, according to the website of a Catholic fundraising organization.

The non-profit Guidance in Giving lists the Los Angeles-area Catholic Church among its “diocesan accounts” and says it is exploring a campaign to raise $200 million for the diocese to meet “a variety of needs,” including “priests’ retirement, seminarian education, Catholic schools, Catholic Charities and parish needs.”

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In 2007, the Archdiocese of Los Angeles agreed to a $660 million settlement with 562 victims of abuse by priests and other church personnel. According to the Times, financial reports show that the church remains $80 million in debt.


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Really?

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 18:16 by John Sinteur in category: If you're in marketing, kill yourself

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ID, please!

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 18:00 by John Sinteur in category: Joke

Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, walked into a branch of the Commonwealth Bank to cash a cheque. Approaching the cashier she said “Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?” The clerk replies “It would be my pleasure, mam. Could I see your ID please?”

Julia said “Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Julia Gillard you know – the Prime Minister!”

Clerk: “I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters, fraud, forgers and the like, I must insist on proof of identity”. Julia: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows me!”

Clerk: “I am very sorry Madam Prime Minister. These are the bank rules and I must follow them”. Julia: “And I need this cheque cashed!!”

Clerk: “Perhaps there’s another way. One day Greg Norman came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Greg Norman he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful putt across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Greg Norman and cashed his cheque”.

“Another time, Shane Warne came in without ID. He pulled out a cricket ball and bowled a fabulous spinner kick where the ball landed in my coffee mug. With that spectacular bowl we cashed his cheque. So mam, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, the Prime Minister?”

Julia stood there thinking. Finally she says “Honestly, I can’t think of a single thing I’m good at”.

Clerk: “Will that be $50 notes or $100 notes, Prime Minister?”


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  1. She’s pretty good at tongue-lashing misogynistic right-wingers, but I can see the finer points of such wit may not be appreciated in a joke where all the “good” people are sports “heroes”.

Gangnam Style – PSY (Jayesslee Cover)

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 17:55 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Although this video has the words “Gangnam”, “Style”, and “PSY” in its title, you’ll be glad to know it doesn’t feature any of the horse dancing or even the song as you’ve grown to know and hate it. Instead it’s a cover version sung accompanied by an acoustic guitar. You won’t be surprised to know that it’s a lot better than the original.


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  1. Let’s see how long it takes this better version to get a billion views… :-p

Alzheimer’s disease rates expected to triple

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 17:38 by John Sinteur in category: News

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The number of people with Alzheimer’s disease is expected to triple in the next forty years.

I don’t know, I can’t shake the feeling that we’re forgetting something here…


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  1. Of all the things I have lost the thing I miss most is…er, never mind.

Iceland’s MPAA Quits Facebook After 4 Days of Fail

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 15:40 by John Sinteur in category: Intellectual Property

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There is a good reason why the MPAA and RIAA are not on Facebook. They would become cannon fodder, and every word they post would be carefully dissected by an angry mob.

However, Iceland’s version of the MPAA didn’t get this memo and SMAIS decided to create a Facebook page of their own last week. This didn’t go well for them.

As expected, there were dozens of Facebook users who started attacking the group’s views in the comments. Initially SMAIS responded to the critique, but the response from the public was so overwhelming that the group couldn’t keep up after a while.

What certainly didn’t help was that SMAIS itself never paid for the film and game rating software they purchased from the Dutch company NICAM back in 2007.


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I disagree

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 12:20 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Bumper sticker

Posted on February 7th, 2013 at 12:10 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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  1. And, of course, Pro-Not Thinking for Yourself

  2. The pity is that austerity has resulted in an appalling apostrophe shortage that will have a terrible impact on the poor.

  3. you’re