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Russian cleric: Meteor shower was Lord’s message

Posted on February 16th, 2013 at 10:54 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment

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A meteorite which injured hundreds of people in Russia’s Chelyabinsk Region on Friday was “the Lord’s message to humanity,” a senior local clergyman said.

“From the Scriptures, we know that the Lord often sends people signs and warnings via natural forces,” Metropolitan of Chelyabinsk and Zlatoust Feofan said in a statement released on Friday.

Predicting the future usually fails spectaculary.

But one kind of prediction works with nearly 100% accuracy: The prediction that after any natural event, at least one religious preacher will claim that it was “A message from God”

  1. What’s the message god? “My children, do not go ice fishing” ?

  2. “don’t build a zinc factory right there!” more likely.

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