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Texas bans shooting immigrants from helicopters

Posted on February 23rd, 2013 at 9:43 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment

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Officials in Texas announced on Thursday that State Troopers would no longer be allowed to open fire on suspects from helicopters after the recent killing of two immigrants.

  1. Immigrants. But what if you declare them to be terrorists first?

  2. No, that would unlock the drones, not the helicopters.

  3. So basically if you yield control of the helicopter to a guy on the ground and yell “terrorists!”, you’re good to shoot.

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