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Homeopathy replaced by fagsopathy

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 10:06 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment

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Former homeopathic doctors are offering a new treatment where patients smoke a lot of cigarettes.

After new research found homeopathy to be ineffective, former practitioners launched an innovative cigarette-based therapy.

Ex-homeopath Emma Bradford said: “Maybe if you think a thing is good for you, it has a healing effect. Certainly it’ll be interesting to explore that with fags.

“Like homeopathic products, cigarettes are expensive and shunned by mainstream doctors. All we need is to apply a veneer of New Age hullabaloo and we’re good to go.”

Fagsopathy patient Nikki Hollis said: “Following a detailed consultation my fagsopath put me on forty a day. It’s going brilliantly, I’ve got this hacking cough which is apparently the sound of bad energy leaving my body.”

  1. Oh, c’mon! Vaping homeopathic potions is the future!

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