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Welcome to Westminster: where lecherous shysters get pissed at our expense

Posted on April 13th, 2014 at 17:14 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: News -- Write a comment


Instead of droning on about our  hallowed democracy to parties of visitors who can smell the bullshit from the age of eight, Westminster guides should be administered with a truth serum before taking tours. “There is a bafflingly important but unattractive man who didn’t get laid until he was 35,” they might point out, “and there’s the researcher who has never worked anywhere normal and is going to have his hand on her leg at 9.32pm tonight. And over there is someone whose Louis Quatorze patio furniture you paid for.”

In the end, the overwhelming sense of Westminster the public now has is one of entitlement, so it’s no surprise to find that it is sexual as well as financial.

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