If there’s one thing I hate these days, it’s discussing the U.S. economy.
Will raising wages by seventeen cents destroy humanity? Will edible deodorant add 0.000007 percent to GDP? If we resurrected giant man-eating dinosaurs, could we use them to keep our warehouse pickers in line? Isn’t it awesome when the Dow hits a record high (but everything else flatlines or shrinks)?
I feel like I’m listening to a debate on the noble merits of true love between the Real Housewives and a bunch of broseph PUAs.
By my count, there are five dirty secrets about the economy we’re not supposed to know.
tl;dr? Fix the economy, stupid.