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Kid Gets Away With Wearing Hilarious Knit Beard in His Yearbook Photo

Posted on June 30th, 2014 at 11:25 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment



This kid is too cool for school.

When David Yearsley, 11, was taking his fifth-grade school photo, he’d thought he’d jazz things up a bit – with a knitted beard hat, no less.

“I had no idea he was going to do it,” his mom, Sonja Yearsley, of West Richland, Washington, told ABC News. “It was all his idea.”

This kid is going places!

Some other parents, however, not so much:


  1. A very threatening note – all caps and Comic Sans. A wandering apostrophe and at least one grammatical error lead one to the inevitable conclusion that this was written by a humorless pillock.

  2. I am sorry to (k)nitpick, but the beard is actually crocheted, and not knitted.

  3. Forsooth!

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