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Ted Cruz Gets Schooled By NASA Chief on Earth Science Exploration

Posted on May 16th, 2015 at 10:49 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

Ted Cruz is on a Science Committee. And you wonder why the rest of the world laughs at you.

It’s like watching an adult speak to a 5 year old and explain that an ugly picture he drew with his crayons is not exactly a good representation of reality.

That guy is evil. Here’s the thing with “evil”. People try to make it into some kind of magical substance that only certain people have. It allows them to think “Oh, I would never do things like that. I’m not capable of it. I’m a good person. Only evil people do things like that, people who have evil inside them.”

That is not what evil is. The root of evil is becoming so locked into your own personal beliefs about reality that you start seeing it as reality. You start thinking you have what’s Absolutely Right and Absolutely True, so you then feel justified in harming or punishing other beings for being “wrong”. And you get locked into those beliefs even more if your job, your life, depends on the votes by people who think the same things.

Watch the movie Downfall (no, I’m not about to Godwin this). It’s about Hitler’s last days in a bunker in Berlin. There was such discomfort in Germany about that movie, for many understandable and valid reasons, but one of the most interesting reasons was because no one wanted to admit that Hitler was actually a human being. It’s much more comfortable to think he was a monster, completely insane, because that way we don’t have to see the Hitler inside each of us. It’s not that the film portrays him as a good person, just that it shows he was a person. A crazy, deluded person…but a person. And a person any of us can become if we too become totally convinced that we are RIGHT, and everyone else is WRONG, and dammit we will KILL THEM if they don’t get with the program! That impulse is inside all of us, it’s just a matter of how each of us address that emotion.


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  1. Cruz has a disconcerting physical resemblance to Joe McCarthy. Makes him unwatchable to me and I couldn’t make it thru this whole video. I guarantee, though, that however much anyone might think he got “schooled”, HIS opinion is the opposite of that.

  2. I wonder if his donors have to hold their noses when they give him money. He seriously just reeks of dumb.

  3. “The root of evil is becoming so locked into your own personal beliefs about reality that you start seeing it as reality. You start thinking you have what’s Absolutely Right and Absolutely True, so you then feel justified in harming or punishing other beings for being ‘wrong’.”

    Blimey, I might have to quote you, John.

  4. Sue, isn’t that what we call religion.

  5. @will: Possibly. Otoh, Unitarians are a lot more tentative about everything. I don’t think Mr. Cruz is that kind of post-Christian, granola-eating, tree-hugging, Birkenstock sandal-wearing forgivenik, though.

Georgia Principal Blames ‘Devil’ For Racist Remarks

Posted on May 11th, 2015 at 10:51 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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A Georgia principal catching hell over racist comments she made at a graduation ceremony offered one explanation: The devil made her do it.

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“Look who’s leaving—all the black people.”

 

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This is where “Biblical Morality” falls flat on its face. It allows believers who do wrong to point the finger at an Imaginary Enemy, which leaves them with nothing on their conscience except for “being weak” and “giving Satan a foothold” in their lives at that moment. After that, it’s a hop, skip, and a jump to praying for forgiveness, saying “Amen,” and then declaring to the world that nobody else can judge them since God has forgiven them.

It’s the Ultimate Weasel, and it gets used – and excused – all of the time. Believers never question such behavior, and those who do are accused of being divisive sheep in the fold. It’s why every single disgraced televangelist who has skulked out of the limelight has returned to “the ministry” at some point. Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Bob Larson, Mike Warnke, and even old Ted Haggard have all returned like dogs to their own vomit, to quote a particularly colorful Bible verse.


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  1. Honest your honor, I didn’t rob that jewelery shop – the Devil did it. He was just using me!

    Want a nice latte? That will be $5+ thanks!

  2. @Spaceman: Latte? The devil’s tipple!

Texas House votes to keep daylight savings

Posted on May 9th, 2015 at 10:37 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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A Texas House push to exclude the state from observing daylight saving time has collapsed amid concerns that doing so would make residents choose between going to church and watching the Dallas Cowboys.

 


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Nebraska Woman Sues All Homosexuals

Posted on May 6th, 2015 at 13:58 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News

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Because Jesus:

An Auburn woman calling herself an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, filed a federal lawsuit Friday against all homosexuals.

Sylvia Driskell, 66, said in the suit that she is petitioning the U.S. District Court of Omaha to be heard “in the matter of homosexuality. Is homosexuality a sin, or not a sin?”

Driskell will be representing herself in the case of (I’m not making this up) Driskell v. Homosexuals.

Because no attorney’s touching this one with a ten-foot pole.

No word yet on who’s representing every gay person ever. Or how they’re all gonna fit inside the courtroom.


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  1. It almost makes me ashamed to admit I grew up in Nebraska!

  2. I can’t be the only one who wants to see how far this actually makes it within the system. I suspect that it’ll be laugh-filled the whole way.

  3. Apparently this will be in the system for a long time. An order will be issued “approximately 30 days after the last defendant has answered”.

    If you are a homosexual get on and answer. I want to see the discovery order.

    http://dockets.justia.com/docket/nebraska/nedce/8:2015cv00158/69317

Dashcam video shows unarmed man being shot by PBSO deputy

Posted on April 24th, 2015 at 9:49 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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That day, Sheriff Ric Bradshaw went on TV to defend the shooting.

“Stop what you’re doing and comply with us,” he told reporters.


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U.S. House passes estate tax repeal despite veto threat

Posted on April 19th, 2015 at 10:16 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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The U.S. House of Representatives on Thursday ignored a White House veto threat and passed legislation to repeal the estate tax that hits inherited assets worth $5.4 million or more.

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“It’s past time to repeal this unacceptable tax. Every American deserves the ability to pass their life’s savings to their kids,” said Representative Tom Graves, a conservative Republican from Georgia.

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Repealing the tax would boost the federal deficit by about $269 billion over 10 years, according to Congress’ Joint Committee on Taxation.

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About 5,400 estates, equal to 0.2 percent of taxpayers, will owe such taxes in 2015, according to the JCT.

So they’re giving 5400 families a total of 269 billion dollars, because “every” American deserves it..


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  1. > “the Republican-backed bill will be sent to the Senate, where Democrats are expected to use procedural hurdles to try to block it.”

    The Democrats should allow the vote and let the Republicans pass this, and then absolutely hammer the crap out of them with ads about it.

State seizes 11-year-old, arrests his mother after he defends medical marijuana during a school presentation

Posted on April 17th, 2015 at 22:24 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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This boy was defending his mother’s use of a drug that helps her deal with an awful condition. Because he stuck up for his mother, the state arrested her and ripped him away from her. Even if he is eventually returned to his mother (as he ought to be), the school, the town, and the state of Kansas have already done a lot more damage to this kid than Banda’s use of pot to treat her Crohn’s disease ever could.


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Pastor rants against another anti-gay pastor — because the second pastor doesn’t support killing gays.

Posted on April 17th, 2015 at 13:36 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News

And yet he cuts his hair, shaves his beard, wears clothes of different fabrics and works on Sunday…

But you know what, my gaydar beeps very loudly with this guy…


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  1. Isn’t there a law against incitement to murder? Why isn’t this a-hole in jail right now?

Texas Bill Would Make Recording Police Illegal

Posted on April 10th, 2015 at 8:23 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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A bill introduced in the Texas House of Representatives would make it illegal for private citizens to record police within 25 feet.

House Bill 2918, introduced by state Rep. Jason Villalba (R-Dallas) on Tuesday, would make the offense a misdemeanor. Citizens who are armed would not be permitted to record police activity within 100 feet of an officer, according to the Houston Chronicle.

Only representatives of radio or TV organizations that hold an FCC license, newspapers and magazines would have the right to record police.


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  1. He’s just trying to keep people out of their effective shooting range.

  2. Weren’t these sort of restrictions already found to be unconstitutional?

  3. Reminds me of the “bug” when Google Street View cars were grabbing all wifi traffic instead of just SSIDs.

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    Days after footage of a South Carolina police shooting refueled a national conversation, a Texas bill that would limit filming of police activity met its demise.

    State Rep. Jason Villalba, R-Dallas, confirmed Friday that he will not seek a public hearing for his bill, which would have made it illegal for a resident to film within 25 feet of police activity.

The Pentagon’s $10-billion bet gone bad

Posted on April 6th, 2015 at 10:34 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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The four ill-fated programs were all intended to address a key vulnerability in U.S. defenses: If an enemy launched decoys along with real missiles, U.S. radars could be fooled, causing rocket-interceptors to be fired at the wrong objects — and increasing the risk that actual warheads would slip through.

In addition to SBX, the programs were:

• The Airborne Laser, envisioned as a fleet of converted Boeing 747s that would fire laser beams to destroy enemy missiles soon after launch, before they could release decoys.

It turned out that the lasers could not be fired over sufficient distances, so the planes would have to fly within or near an enemy’s borders continuously. That would leave the 747s all but defenseless against antiaircraft missiles. The program was canceled in 2012, after a decade of testing.

The cost: $5.3 billion.

• The Kinetic Energy Interceptor, a rocket designed to be fired from land or sea to destroy enemy missiles during their early stage of flight. The interceptor was too long to fit on Navy ships, and on land, it would have to be positioned so close to its target that it would be vulnerable to attack. The program was killed in 2009, after six years of development.

The cost: $1.7 billion.

• The Multiple Kill Vehicle, a cluster of miniature interceptors that would destroy enemy missiles along with any decoys. In 2007 and 2008, the Missile Defense Agency trumpeted it as a “transformational program” and a cost-effective “force multiplier.” After four years of development, the agency’s contractors had not conducted a single test flight, and the program was shelved.

The cost: nearly $700 million.

These expensive flops stem in part from a climate of anxiety after Sept. 11, 2001, heightened by warnings from defense hawks that North Korea and Iran were close to developing long-range missiles capable of reaching the United States.

President George W. Bush, in 2002, ordered an urgent effort to field a homeland missile defense system within two years. In their rush to make that deadline, Missile Defense Agency officials latched onto exotic, unproven concepts without doing a rigorous analysis of their cost and feasibility.

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Henry A. Obering III, a retired director of the Missile Defense Agency, said any unfulfilled expectations for SBX and the other projects were the fault of the Obama administration and Congress — for not doubling down with more spending.


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  1. Don’t you just love how these asshats blame all of their failures on Obama, even though he came to office years after they squandered billion$ of our hard-earned dollars! I’d like to see a profile of their noses – Pinocchio must be proud!

  2. The next major war will be the War of the Drones. Who do you think will win that one?

  3. General Atomics Aeronautical Systems Inc.

Senator Says Critics Of Indiana Should Get ‘Perspective,’ Be Thankful State Doesn’t Execute Gays

Posted on April 3rd, 2015 at 18:36 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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“I think it’s important we have a sense of perspective,” Cotton said. “In Iran they hang you for the crime of being gay.”


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  1. Where do these creepy clones keep coming from?

  2. Time seems to have stood still for Republicans. I may have to revise my thoughts on evolution. Money seems to interfere with the process.

  3. There is one really important point that I’d like to make specifically as pertains to the bakers. Assuming that this law will eventually be overturned, should we be concerned about any, um, add-ins that the homophobic baker might put into a cake for a same-sex wedding? It would be hard for the florist, tailor, or photographer to sabotage their products, but it would be frighteningly easy for the baker…

  4. Why worry anyway. The Koch brothers orchestrate selective strikes on Democrats ensuring control of the three branches (MIC is the fourth) so they’ll name the replacements for the aging liberals on the Supreme Court. Now, that’s something to worrying about!

Kentucky: No one can marry gays, so gay marriage ban not biased

Posted on April 1st, 2015 at 16:09 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says the state’s ban on gay marriage should be upheld in part because it is not discriminatory in that both gay and straight people are barred from marrying people of the same gender.

In an argument labeled absurd by gay marriage advocates, Beshear’s lawyer says in a brief filed last week at the U.S. Supreme Court that “men and women, whether heterosexual or homosexual, cannot marry persons of the same sex” under Kentucky law, making the law non-discriminatory.

The argument mirrors that offered by the state of Virginia nearly 50 years ago when it defended laws barring interracial marriage there and in 15 other states, including Kentucky, by saying they weren’t discriminatory because whites were barred from marrying blacks just as blacks were barred from marrying whites.


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  1. What planet (Idiota I think) does Beshear live on? Recall (fire) his ass! He is a disgrace to the great state of Kentucky!

  2. @Spaceman Spiff, I thought he fit right in with the Creation Museum and the stalled Ark Encounter theme park in that same state.

cybers

Posted on March 28th, 2015 at 23:38 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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Holy crap! Rep. John Carter just learned about encryption! And he thinks it’s only on mobile phones but (ooooh, scary) might one day be used on “big super computers” to keep stuff safe.


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Priest sparks outrage at Melbourne primary school over comments relating to Jill Meagher’s rape and murder

Posted on March 28th, 2015 at 14:01 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News

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A Catholic priest has sparked outrage at a primary school in Melbourne’s west over controversial comments he made about Jill Meagher’s death at an end-of-term service.

The priest reportedly held up a newspaper with Adrian Bayley’s face on it, before mentioning rape and murder to students, staff and about 100 other parishioners at St Christopher’s Primary School at Airport West on Friday.

The 3AW Drive program, presented by Tom Elliott, was told the priest then said that if Ms Meagher had been “more faith-filled” she “would have been home in bed” and “not walking down Sydney Rd at 3am” when she was raped and murdered by Bayley in September 2012.

Why do you never see one of these asshats say something like “if the rapist had been more faith-filled he would have been home in bed and not walking down Sydney Rd at 3am to rape her”?


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  1. Is it time yet to just give up on organized religion? At the very least, it should have warnings on it like cigarettes.

  2. @Chas – I like the idea of cigarette warning: “Following organized religion leads to severe stupidity and sheepish behavior. Habitual religious partaking can lead to you becoming cannon fodder and eventual death”

    Next, we need to address the issue of illness and death caused by second hand religious contact.

US Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic leads school to apologise

Posted on March 21st, 2015 at 18:31 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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A school in New York state has apologised after receiving complaints because a student recited the US Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic.

The school’s foreign language department arranged for the pledge to be read in a different language each day for a week.

Complaints were received from people who lost family in Afghanistan and from Jewish parents, an official said.

I don’t know what to point out first. That they should do the pledge in Cherokee instead, or that Arabic is not widely spoken in Afghanistan, where the major languages are Dari and Pashto.


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  1. How about the school leading everyone in a chorus of Disney’s “It’s a small world after all?”

It Took Tom Cotton Less Than A Minute To Invoke Hitler In First Senate Speech

Posted on March 17th, 2015 at 17:18 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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It’s hard to believe freshman Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) caused such a stir in the Senate with his letter to Iran even before his maiden floor speech. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who led an unsuccessful fight against Obamacare, couldn’t even do that.

But Cotton — now famous for orchestrating the controversial letter to Iran with the signatures of 46 of his GOP colleagues — finally got the chance to do just that on Monday evening. Cotton began, as one does, with Adolf Hitler.

If you want to stand out amongst the current batshit insane GOP you have to ramp the crazy up to eleven right out of the gate.

And this is the same guy that a few years back copied Best Korea when it comes to punishment proposals:

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Rep. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) on Wednesday offered legislative language that would “automatically” punish family members of people who violate U.S. sanctions against Iran, levying sentences of up to 20 years in prison.

The provision was introduced as an amendment to the Nuclear Iran Prevention Act of 2013, which lays out strong penalties for people who violate human rights, engage in censorship, or commit other abuses associated with the Iranian government.

Cotton also seeks to punish any family member of those people, “to include a spouse and any relative to the third degree,” including, “parents, children, aunts, uncles, nephews, nieces, grandparents, great grandparents, grandkids, great grandkids,” Cotton said.

“There would be no investigation,” Cotton said during Wednesday’s markup hearing before the House Foreign Affairs Committee. “If the prime malefactor of the family is identified as on the list for sanctions, then everyone within their family would automatically come within the sanctions regime as well.


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  1. What a nice little fascist Tom is.

  2. Tom, why restrict human rights violations just to Iran? Human Rights apply to all countries, or do they?

Irish Senator thinks Mother’s Day will be banned due to gay marriage

Posted on March 15th, 2015 at 19:27 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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Germany court orders measles sceptic to pay 100,000 euros

Posted on March 13th, 2015 at 17:35 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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A German biologist who offered €100,000 (£71,350; $106,300) to anyone who could prove that measles is a virus has been ordered by a court to pay up.

Stefan Lanka, who believes the illness is psychosomatic, made the pledge four years ago on his website.

The reward was later claimed by German doctor David Barden, who gathered evidence from various medical studies. Mr Lanka dismissed the findings.

But the court in the town of Ravensburg ruled that the proof was sufficient.

Reacting to the verdict by the court in the southern town, Mr Lanka said he would appeal.

“It is a psychosomatic illness,” he told regional paper Suedkurier. “People become ill after traumatic separations.”


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  1. Right. Trust me, having had the measles as a lad (back in the 1950’s before the vaccine was available), there was NOTHING psychosomatic about it! It is the reason why I am severely myopic today.

China’s Tensions With Dalai Lama Spill Into the Afterlife

Posted on March 12th, 2015 at 14:39 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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Zhu Weiqun, a Communist Party official who has long dealt with Tibetan issues, told reporters in Beijing on Wednesday that the Dalai Lama had, essentially, no say over whether he was reincarnated. That was ultimately for the Chinese government to decide, he said, according to a transcript of his comments on the website of People’s Daily, the party’s main newspaper.


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  1. The Chinese authorities were on firmer ground when they decreed that all religion was superstitious rubbish. How did they get from there to this?

  2. Because he can’t be reincarnated until he dies?

Lindsey Graham: as president I would deploy the military against Congress

Posted on March 12th, 2015 at 8:08 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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And here’s the first thing I would do if I were president of the United States. I wouldn’t let Congress leave town until we fix this. I would literally use the military to keep them in if I had to. We’re not leaving town until we restore these defense cuts. We are not leaving town until we restore the intel cuts.


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  1. Um…isn’t there a law against this kind of thing? On second thoughts, forget it. I’ll be in the bunker.

  2. Graham is simply a hip kid who knows how the kids talk these days: “Update: Graham’s spokesperson has clarified to Bloomberg that when Graham said “I would literally use the military to keep them in if I had to,” that statement was “not to be taken literally.” “

  3. Then I will literally not take him literally.

Sen. Tom Cotton, author of the Iran letter. His Harvard thesis was based around the idea, and contained the assertion, that: “National officeholders have an enlarged ambition and mental acuity that distinguishes them from all other sorts of men.”

Posted on March 11th, 2015 at 14:49 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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“Ambition characterizes and distinguishes national officeholders from other kinds of human beings,” Cotton wrote. “Inflammatory passion and selfish interest characterizes most men, whereas ambition characterizes men who pursue and hold national office. Such men rise from the people through a process of self-selection since politics is a dirty business that discourages all but the most ambitious.”

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Cotton insists that the Founders were wise not to put too much faith in democracy, because people are inherently selfish, narrow-minded, and impulsive. He defends the idea that the country must be led by a class of intellectually superior officeholders whose ambition sets them above other men. Though Cotton acknowledges that this might seem elitist, he derides the Federalists’ modern critics as mushy-headed and naive.

Didn’t a similar idea result in over 11 millions deaths during WWII?


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  1. This guy is such an idiot that I have a hard time understanding how he got into Harvard (cheated maybe?), let alone get a degree there (cheated?).

  2. Notable is the paragraph after the first one you quoted: “Cotton was only summarizing the views of Publius, the collective pseudonym used by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay in the Papers.”

  3. Notable, too, is the observation in the next but one sentence: “Yet it seems significant that, out of all the ideas outlined in the Papers, these were the concepts Cotton chose to focus on and to defend forcefully against what he saw as more modish, inclusive ideas.”

  4. @Sapceman: Perhaps not a cheat, more likely someone on the autism spectrum.

    Doesn’t make him harmless though.

  5. “Spaceman” lol…

  6. Does anyone doubt that this is what all congressmen think? It’s classic mental illness, congress is just plain nuts!

Bishop: Wrong for woman to ‘get back’ at rapists with abortion

Posted on March 10th, 2015 at 9:16 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News

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Catholic Bishop Dr Kevin Doran has said it is wrong for a woman to get back at a rapist by having an abortion.

Yeah, because it really hurts the rapists having an abortion, and surely no other possible reason could motivate women to abort such a pregnancy.

Of course, forced marriage with the rapist is the only reasonable option, but only if her father still owns her. If he’s already sold her to her husband, you’ll have to execute her.


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  1. There are far too many men in beards and dresses telling women what to do or what not to do.

  2. Remind me when Catholics were last in the news for advocating forced marriage to a rapist?

  3. [Roman Catholic views on the Bible’s infallability and inerrancy]:

    Absolute inerrancy: Some Catholic theologians have claimed that, in its original autograph version, the Bible is inerrant — without error. This appears to be the consensus of popes, of most of the Catholic scholars and of other church leaders until the mid 20th century. This belief developed naturally from their conviction that God inspired the authors of the Bible. If God controlled the writers’ words directly or indirectly, then he would not have led them into error. Deceit and error are not normally attributes expected of God.

  4. @Desiato – remind me the last time the Catholic church came in support of abortion in case of rape or incest?

  5. @SueW – more broadly, There are too many in beards and dresses telling everyone what to do

Movie Group To “Kill Piracy” By Not Releasing Movies For Months

Posted on March 9th, 2015 at 22:02 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Intellectual Property

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There have been some radical solutions to online piracy in recent years but one coming out of India today is perhaps the most ‘ambitious’ so far. The Tamil Film Producer’s Council says it is in discussion to stop releasing all films for at least three months which means that pirates will have nothing to copy and will therefore go out of business.


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  1. Any wagers on whether the “pirates” go out of business before the studios do? I’m giving 2 to 1 that the studios fold first. :-)

  2. I think those are pretty good odds for the studios, considering the pirates can pretty much pirate anything they want that is still being produced elsewhere when these studios do nothing.
    More importantly, it seems the studios have no problem not producing anything for months, so they must still be sitting on a huge pile of cash, dispite of the piracy. Poor studios, that pile could have been even bigger.

  3. [actually thought this was an Onion piece at first…]Anyway, I am with Spaceman, but raise the bid to 4 to 1 for studios to fold first. :-)

Badass Journalist Shuts A Man Down After He Says It’s Beneath Him To Be Interviewed By Her

Posted on March 9th, 2015 at 14:14 by John Sinteur in category: awesome, batshitinsane


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  1. To be fair to the old git, she was glazing over when he started on about ancient history (1970’s). Happens to me all the time. Young people got no repsect for their elders :-)

Imam Who Called For Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s Death Teaches Muslims

Posted on March 7th, 2015 at 10:46 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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An Egyptian-born imam who in 2007 said that Somali-born activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali should receive the death penalty for her criticism of Islam is now a Department of Justice contractor hired to teach classes to Muslims who are in federal prison.

According to federal spending records, Fouad ElBayly, the imam at Islamic Center of Johnstown in Pennsylvania, was contracted by the DOJ’s Bureau of Prisons beginning last year to teach the classes to Muslim inmates at Cumberland Federal Correctional Institution in Cumberland, Md.

The records show that ElBayly has two contracts worth $12,900 to teach the classes and to provide the inmates “leadership and guidance.” One of the contracts is dated Feb. 20, 2014, and the other is dated Dec. 8, 2014.

I’m sure this will end well…


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  1. I got an idea. Get them a prophet that isn’t a thief, murderer and child molester.

  2. @Chas – In that case, the equation solves to null (prophet) :-)

Alabama Supreme Court defies federal judge on gay marriage.

Posted on March 5th, 2015 at 9:36 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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With Tuesday’s opinion, the Alabama justices did not just overrule a federal district judge; they attempted to openly defy the Supreme Court. This is no longer a case about just marriage equality; it is a case about the power to say what the law is. The Alabama Supreme Court wants to claim that power for itself. And it’s daring the U.S. Supreme Court to call its bluff.


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  1. I was listening to Phil Ochs’s classic album [i]I Ain’t Marching Anymore[/i] and — or more specifically the song “Talking Birmingham Jam” — and couldn’t help but feel saddened at how little has changed in the last 50 years:

    http://www.elyrics.net/read/p/phil-ochs-lyrics/talking-birmingham-jam-lyrics.html

    The lyrics (note the last three verses) give a hint about why they’re doing this today: they lost on the racism battle and communism is over, so they need a new scapegoat to vilify. The gays fit that one nicely.

  2. It was a tragic day when we lost Phil. A whole lot of his music is just as relevant today as it was 40 years ago. Then again, if you listen to the speeches of Paul Robeson from the 50s, you think “wait … when did he record this!?”

    There is Progress. It’s just a lot slower than I’d like.

  3. Just send in the National Guard again. They need their memories refreshed. Ah, the good old days.

“Be Careful With Mohammed”: Muslim Action Forum launches “legal strategy” to stop publication of insults to Mohammed

Posted on March 4th, 2015 at 19:47 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News

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The Muslim Action Forum (MAF), which staged a protest outside Downing Street against Charlie Hebdo in February, has launched a “legal strategy” to stop insults against Mohammed.

The organisation is also asking supporters to “lobby your MP” to make “Islamophobia” a criminal offence.

They state that they intend “to launch a series of legal challenges in the English Court system” because “depictions of our Holy Prophet peace be upon Him is the worst kind of ‘Hate Crime’ that can be perpetrated on the 3 million Muslims in the UK and 1.7 billion Muslims worldwide.”

So they are using your fairy tales to kill women, atheists, gays, and who knows what else in about half the countries where that filth has taken root, and the DARE claim that silly pictures of their precious pedophile are the worst kind of hate crime?

Go fuck yourselves.


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  1. I couldn’t agree more with the conclusion

  2. “Cut off their nuts!”

  3. Hey why stop there MAF? Call in the thought police while your at it. Give every suspect a polygraph test! Go f_ck yourself indeed.

  4. The last sentence, just three words long, is the best response to MAF. Thank you.

DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana

Posted on March 2nd, 2015 at 23:46 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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Utah is considering a bill that would allow patients with certain debilitating conditions to be treated with edible forms of marijuana. If the bill passes, the state’s wildlife may “cultivate a taste” for the plant, lose their fear of humans, and basically be high all the time. That’s according to testimony presented to a Utah Senate panel (time stamp 58:00) last week by an agent of the Drug Enforcement Administration.

“I deal in facts. I deal in science,” said special agent Matt Fairbanks, who’s been working in the state for a decade. He is member of the “marijuana eradication” team in Utah. Some of his colleagues in Georgia recently achieved notoriety by raiding a retiree’s garden and seizing a number of okra plants.


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Former employee suing Costco for religious discrimination

Posted on March 1st, 2015 at 10:29 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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The devout Muslim says he was working as a cashier’s assistant at the Costco in Sunset Park Brooklyn in September of 2012 when pork came across the conveyor belt.

It’s against his religious beliefs to touch either pork or alcohol.

Camara says after telling his managers this, they transferred him outside collecting the shopping carts.

Camara says they never told him why he was reassigned.

When I refused to do my assigned task, they gave me another one. Discrimination!

My own religious beliefs prohibit me from breaking a sweat, “loss of sacred essence” and all that, so I demand my employer to allow me to lay on my ass all day. Also I get to eat hamburgers.

It’s my religion, dude. Don’t question it.


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  1. Perhaps he should wear gloves. I don’t want my pigmeat and booze contaminated by people who handle money…

  2. Too bad they didn’t transfer him to washing toilets. It would be a good match for the *crap* he and his lawyers are attempting.

  3. What a whiny entitled moron. It comes with their idiotic religious ideology — label themselves as victims and constantly bitch that others are out to get them. These people should grow out of their infantile mindset.

Wounded vets and amputees told to verify condition and needs every 3 years

Posted on February 28th, 2015 at 11:43 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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A wounded soldier who lost both legs in Afghanistan will have to verify his condition and the kind of support needed, including his wheelchair, to Veterans Affairs every three years, rather than annually under a policy change.

The revision was quietly unveiled in the House of Commons on Friday by Pierre Lemieux, parliamentary secretary to the veterans minister.

In addition, Lemieux told opposition parties that veterans who are required to complete these renewals under the veterans independence program will have six months to hand in the paperwork, considerably longer than under the current system.

So now veterans will only have to amputate those regrowing limbs every three years instead of every year. I’m sure they’re glad about this change!


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  1. Madness. Problem is, the Canadian government (secretly) thinks that all PTSD sufferers are are faking their disabilities.


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