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Divorced parents also to blame for pedophilia, Polish Archbishop Jozef Michalik says

Posted on October 9th, 2013 at 10:51 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame), Pastafarian News

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THE top cleric in Poland’s Roman Catholic church has said parents share the blame for certain cases of paedophilia, including those involving Catholic priests.

The comment comes amid mounting allegations of pedophilia involving priests in Poland, one of Europe’s most heavily Catholic countries where loyalty to the church is beginning to wane.

“Many of these cases of (sexual) molestation could be avoided given a healthy relationship between parents,” Archbishop Jozef Michalik, head of Poland’s Episcopate told the Polish PAP news agency in Warsaw.

“We often hear that this inappropriate attitude (pedophilia), or abuse, manifests itself when a child is looking for love,” Archbishop Michalik said.


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  1. This fellow needs to be horse-whipped!

  2. I’d horse-whip him, if I had a horse. But I don’t, so I would settle for castration in his case.

  3. No, the people that continue to contribute to the criminal organization should be…..(fill in your own answer).

CNN keeps count: Congress gets paid, but who’s keeping their paycheck?

Posted on October 4th, 2013 at 15:45 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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In the House, 47 representatives say they’re donating to charity or the Treasury, while 65 are not accepting a paycheck and two are undecided.

Seven House members, however, say they’re keeping their salary– Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Florida; Rep. Danny Davis, D-Illinois; Rep. Todd Rokita, R-Indiana; Rep. William ‘Lacy’ Clay, Jr., D-Missouri; Rep. Howard Coble, R-North Carolina; Rep. Susan Brooks, R-North Carolina; Rep. Renee Ellmers, R-North Carolina.

“I need my paycheck. That’s the bottom line,” Ellmers told North Carolina station WTVD in a phone interview. “I understand that maybe there are members who are deferring their paychecks and that’s admirable,” said Ellmers. “I’m not in that position.”


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Why Is Obama Caving on Tobacco?

Posted on August 23rd, 2013 at 15:20 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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Today in Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei, representatives from the United States and 11 other nations begin the latest round of negotiations over the Trans-Pacific Partnership, a multinational trade agreement. The pact is intended to lower tariffs and other barriers to commerce, a vitally important economic goal. But if it is achieved at the expense of people’s health, the United States and countries around the world will be worse off for it.

The early drafts of the agreement included a “safe harbor” provision protecting nations that have adopted regulations on tobacco — like package warnings and advertising and marketing restrictions — because of “the unique status of tobacco products from a health and regulatory perspective.” This provision would have prevented the tobacco industry from interfering with governments’ sovereign right to protect public health through tobacco control laws.

Countries (and cities) that have adopted such regulations have had great success reducing smoking rates and saving lives. In New York City, where we have adopted some of the most comprehensive tobacco policies in the world, the smoking rate among adults has fallen by nearly one-third, and among high school students it has been cut in half. This progress helped to increase average life expectancy: in 2010, it was 80.9 years in the city, more than two years longer than in the country as a whole.

This week, however, the Obama administration bowed to pressure from the tobacco industry and dumped the safe harbor provision from the trade compact. The tobacco industry was joined by other business interest groups that were fearful that the safe harbor provision would lead to other products’ being singled out in future trade accords.

So instead of the safe harbor, the Obama administration is now calling for a clause requiring that before a government can challenge another’s tobacco regulation under the treaty, their health authorities must “discuss the measure.” The administration will also try to ensure that a general exception for matters to protect human life or health (typical in trade agreements) applies specifically to tobacco regulation.


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Israel to pay students to defend it online

Posted on August 14th, 2013 at 16:17 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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Israel wants to pay university students to post pro-Israel messages on social media networks, and officials say they won’t need to identify themselves as government -linked.


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  1. No problem guys. The innernet got that figured out already. Let the games begin!

Olympic Committee Confirms It Will Punish Athletes Who Support LGBT Rights In Russia

Posted on August 13th, 2013 at 9:20 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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The International Olympic Committee has confirmed a fear that has overcome the LGBT and sports communities this month: a provision in the IOC charter that calls for the punishment of athletes who make political or religious displays will be enforced during the 2014 Winter Olympics.

When asked if the IOC planned to create a “safe space” of sorts for LGBT and allied athletes, journalists, contractors and other foreigners visiting Russia for the Olympics, officials told Gay Star News, “Regarding your suggestions, the IOC has a clear rule laid out in the Olympic Charter (Rule 50) which states that the venues of the Olympic Games are not a place for proactive political or religious demonstration.”

The IOC has had a clear rule that everything is about making money for the IOC for a long time now…


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  1. Human rights should supercede religion or politics. The IOC did force some Middle-East governments to field female athletes in London. They can’t have it both ways.

    (Although the situation is also being used by the West as a stick to threaten Mr. Putin for his irritating behaviour.)

Gov. Cuomo got $100,000 from developer, then signed law giving it big tax breaks

Posted on August 10th, 2013 at 18:50 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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A top development company donated $100,000 to Gov. Cuomo just days before he signed a bill that quietly showered the firm with lucrative tax breaks.

Two corporations tied to Extell Development each contributed $50,000 to Cuomo’s campaign, which recorded the checks on Jan. 28 — the same day the Assembly passed a housing bill that contained tax breaks for five developers, including Extell, records show.

Cuomo signed the legislation two days later.

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A Cuomo aide called it “beyond reckless” to suggest the governor is influenced by donations.


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  1. Ah heck, it is just “business as usual” in politics. Corruption? That’s just another term for “effective business practices”…

Fracking settlement puts permanent gag order on 7-year-old and 10-year-old

Posted on August 5th, 2013 at 12:44 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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A 10-year-old boy and his 7-year-old sister have been forbidden from discussing fracking for the rest of their lives under the terms of a court settlement with several gas companies. According to Mother Jones, representatives of Range Resources Corporation — one of the gas companies named in the settlement — confirmed in court that both the parents and children of the Hallowich family are prohibited from discussing the health issues and environmental factors that drove the family to relocate from their farm in Mount Pleasant, PA.

Chris and Stephanie Hallowich received a settlement of $750,000 from three gas companies — Range Resources Corp., Williams Gas/Laurel Mountain Midstream and Markwest Energy — pertaining to health and environmental damages caused by a natural gas drilling operation near their home.


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  1. I could probably be persuaded to stop discussing fracking for less than $750K.

  2. lol, OK so we know you’re cheap, Rob…Whether this agreement can be enforced is another matter.

  3. I don’t think it’s enforceable and I don’t buy the fracking company’s line that they don’t agree with their own lawyer. They got called out and now they’d like us to believe their lawyer simply misspoke and can’t we all move on? They want as much silence on this thing as their money can buy.

Sheriff Claims He Didn’t Know Anti-Sodomy Laws Weren’t Valid Anymore

Posted on July 30th, 2013 at 10:51 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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The East Baton Rouge sheriff who used Louisiana’s defunct anti-sodomy law to arrest a dozen gay men since 2011 now says he didn’t know the law was invalidated by the Supreme Court.

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At first, a spokesman for Sheriff Sid J. Gautreaux told the newspaper that it didn’t matter the Supreme Court ruled anti-sodomy laws unconstitutional a decade ago, it’s still on the books in Louisiana, so they were still arresting men for it.

But on Sunday the Sheriff’s Office issued a lengthy, new statement on Facebook claiming officers had not “set out with the intent to target or embarrass any part of our law-abiding community.”

The statement explains the strange logic officers followed, starting with the belief children were in danger in the park where police met the men, and that deputies “used a statute that they felt fit the situation.”


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Immigration department launches ad campaign to back asylum policy

Posted on July 23rd, 2013 at 15:53 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

If you come by boat

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Within half an hour of Kevin Rudd’s controversial asylum seeker announcement, the Department of Immigration unveiled an advertising campaign featuring a poster showing a fishing boat in the ocean and the words “if you come here by boat you won’t be settled in Australia”.

The image was tweeted by the national communications manager of DIAC, Sandi Logan, accompanied by the phrase “the rules have now changed”.

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All of the weekend papers, express couriered to the charming little refugee settlement, carried large, full page advertisements warning the would-be asylum seekers that if the vast sums of money they had saved while being tortured and occasionally beheaded by the Taliban, or the Iranian government, or you know, whatevs, were spent on passage by boat, they would be sent to Papua New Guinea and probably eaten.

“Oh dear,” said a Tamil gentleman whose village had been destroyed by Sri Lankan air strikes. “I had so been looking forward to that long, hazardous voyage and high chance of drowning or being dashed to pieces on the rocks of Christmas Island. It’s why I chose to go by boat and not just fly in which would have been much more comfortable now I think about it.”

He folded his copy of The Sydney Morning Herald and wandered off to see if anyone knew of rumours the Australian Government was also no longer handing out cheques for eighty thousand dollars on arrival and a guarantee of full time employment as soon as a local worker could be displaced from their job.

Of course, the ad has already been reworked to show the true message:

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  1. [Quote]:

    This whole thing is even more moronic when you consider that only about 50% of asylum seekers arrive in Australia by boat.

    The half that arrive by plane get treated completely differently. Most air arrivals do not end up in detention centers, which are 96% populated by maritime arrivals. Why? Who the hell knows.

    Worse, between 70-97% of maritime arrivals are found to be genuine refugees, but only about 20% of those who arrive by plane are found to be genuine refugees; see here (PDF).

  2. You need a secret decoder ring, John.

    Those immigrants who arrive by plane or luxury liner = Desirable immigrants
    Those immigrants who arrive by boat, car, truck, or foot = Undesirable immigrants

    Most people’s ancestors would be undesirable by today’s standards. Doesn’t seem to matter which departure country or arrival country we’re talking about any more. It’s universal … and disheartening … and, yes, moronic.

  3. Good luck getting to Australia by foot. Or has the usual solipsism crept in again?

  4. Easy, porpentine. You’d probably have trouble arriving there by car, too. I was making a statement about immigrants, not just the Australian ones. Some arrive in America and other countries by foot. Didn’t you once say you read everything I write? I’d settle for you just reading the stuff you comment on.

  5. What makes you think I haven’t read your comments and detected a pattern? You are not the only one who has been around here for years.

    This thread was specifically about Australian immigration. You, as you say, broadened it to include America. Ergo, solipsism.

    By the way, writing the final comment does not equate to winning the argument.

  6. yes it does.

Janet Jackson’s husband fired Marte Dalelv

Posted on July 20th, 2013 at 14:34 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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Billionaire Wissam Al Mana, husband of famous popstar Janet Jackson, signed the letter of resignation for Marte Dalelv (24) after she reported being raped in Dubai.

The 6th of March this year Dalelv reported a colleague for rape while on a business trip in Dubai. Earlier this week, Dalelv was sentenced to 16 months in prison after being convicted for having extramarital sex, drinking alcohol without permission and giving false statement to the police.

«Unacceptable and improper behavior»

Ms. Dalelv received a letter from her employer Al Mana Interiors three weeks after she reported the rape, informing her that she was suspended from her position, effective immediately.

The ninth of april she got a new shocking letter: Her contract was terminated due to «unacceptable and improper behavior». This time it was the company’s managing director, Mr. Wissam Al Mana, who himself signed the letter.


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Fox Guest Decries Immigration Reform: Naturalized Immigrants Can’t Be Exploited

Posted on July 18th, 2013 at 19:29 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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On the July 15 edition of Fox News’ Your World with Neil Cavuto, Stuart Varney hosted former Center for Immigration Studies fellow Michael Cutler to discuss immigration reform. Cutler argued against what he called “amnesty,” saying that after naturalization and employment, immigrants “will no longer be willing to be exploited” and “legally cannot be discriminated against.” Cutler went on to warn that, if immigration reform is passed, immigrants “will have the right to expect that they will be treated equally as Americans”:


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Indefinite Detention Of Americans Survives House Vote

Posted on June 14th, 2013 at 10:12 by John Sinteur in category: Do you feel safer yet?, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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The U.S. House of Representatives voted again Thursday to allow the indefinite military detention of Americans, blocking an amendment that would have barred the possibility.

Congress wrote that authority into law in the National Defense Authorization Act two years ago, prompting outrage from civil libertarians on the left and right. President Barack Obama signed the measure, but insisted his administration would never use it.

Supporters of detention argue that the nation needs to be able to arrest and jail suspected terrorists without trial, including Americans on U.S. soil, for as long as there is a war on terror. Their argument won, and the measure was defeated by a vote of 200 to 226.


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  1. “President Barack Obama signed the measure, but insisted his administration would never use it.” Right! If it is allowed, it will be used! I am bracing up for my long “vacation” in Guantanamo…

Women sad, angry over sale of nonprofit Ohio home

Posted on May 19th, 2013 at 16:26 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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For more than 100 years, the Anna Louise Inn in downtown Cincinnati has been a safe, serene place that thousands of struggling women came to know as home.

But after losing a two-year fight with a Fortune 500 company determined to buy their beautiful, 104-year-old property and turn it into a boutique hotel — even though it wasn’t for sale — the women of the Anna Louise Inn have to leave the neighborhood.

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Western & Southern executives, whose headquarters sit across a park from the Anna Louise, offered to buy the Anna Louise for $1.8 million several years ago, less than half its value. The Anna Louise declined and won $12.6 million in federal and state tax credits to renovate the home, where some rooms are smaller than 100 square feet and all the women have to share bathrooms and one kitchen.

Days before the renovation was to begin, Western & Southern sued over a zoning issue and a judge ordered an immediate construction halt until the legal fight was resolved. The Anna Louise and its supporters didn’t back down, vowing to fight Western & Southern with everything they had — until last week when they inked a deal with the company to sell the home for $4 million.

Leaders at Cincinnati Union Bethel, the nonprofit that runs the Anna Louise, said they sold reluctantly because they couldn’t afford to fight any longer.

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Company CEO John Barrett has long said it was time for the women at the Anna Louise to leave the neighborhood to make way for economic development. He plans to turn the building into a boutique hotel and envisions transforming the neighborhood into a hub of activity with restaurants and bars.

“This truly is a win for everyone and will make Lytle Park a destination like no other,” Barrett said in a Monday news release announcing the Anna Louise sale.

Barrett, who has repeatedly declined requests for an interview, has become a loathed figure at the Anna Louise, not only for his tireless efforts to acquire the property but also for the way he has talked about the women living there, repeatedly referring to them as recovering prostitutes and saying they just don’t belong in the neighborhood.


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  1. Is it possible that this gentleman is a Christian?

  2. Well we all know that “economic development” is good for everyone. It’s a classic example of trickle down economics.

Guantánamo Bay: Enough to make you gag

Posted on May 10th, 2013 at 2:31 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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THE authorities at Guantánamo Bay say that prisoners have a choice. They can eat or, if they refuse to, they will have a greased tube stuffed up their noses, down their throats and into their stomachs, through which they will be fed.


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CNN Fakes Interview in the Same Parking Lot

Posted on May 8th, 2013 at 13:19 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)


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  1. Hmm, has anyone got footage of the original interview instead of videos of someone pointing at animated GIFs?

  2. So Fox is Faux news..hmm, what does CNN mean? Perhaps: Corporate Con-men Now?

Maker of ‘My First Rifle’ for kids disappears after toddler killed

Posted on May 3rd, 2013 at 16:07 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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Crickett Rifles, the brand of .22-calibre rifles marketed to children as young as four, has virtually disappeared from the web after a five-year-old boy in Kentucky accidentally shot and killed his two-year-old sister with his gun.

Can’t start early enough with that Well Regulated Militia thing…


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Brave Heroes Denied $1.3 Million Reward For Finding Killer Cop

Posted on March 27th, 2013 at 21:11 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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You know what? Drones ARE better than human soldiers and cops.When the ex-LAPD supervillain Christopher Dorner rampaged across Southern California last month, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa announced a million-dollar reward for information leading to Dorner’s capture. Three brave heroes who survived their encounters with Dorner have since claimed the reward, but the stingy governments and groups who offered the money now refuse to pay because Dorner somehow didn’t survive an army of cops roasting and demolishing the mountain cabin he holed up inside for his last stand.

So now any citizen knows not to bother giving the cops info – if the reward is high enough, it is in the cops interest to kill the suspect and keep the reward.

And any criminal that has a reward on his head knows he’s going to get killed by the next cop he meets.

Everybody wins!


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Coca-Cola To Unveil ‘Fruitwater’ Next Month

Posted on March 20th, 2013 at 19:02 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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The Atlanta-based company confirmed Monday that it would introduce a line of zero-calorie, carbonated, fruit-flavored waters called “Fruitwater” starting April 1. The drink will be part of Coca-Cola’s Glaceau unit, which makes other pricier bottled waters such as Vitaminwater and Smartwater.

WARNING: Fruitwater® contains no fruit.


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  1. Oh, you thought Smartwater contained smart? :-)

  2. And baby powder contains no babies. What a country…

  3. Yeah, but Girl Scout cookies are made with REAL Girl Scouts … they assured me. :)

  4. ‘fruitwater’ on April 1st. Right. Must be as fruity as the flying penguin documentary the BBC did a few years back on the same date.

The need to protect the internet from ‘astroturfing’ grows ever more urgent

Posted on March 15th, 2013 at 19:09 by Desiato in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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Every month more evidence piles up, suggesting that online comment threads and forums are being hijacked by people who aren’t what they seem.

• Companies now use "persona management software", which multiplies the efforts of each astroturfer, creating the impression that there’s major support for what a corporation or government is trying to do.

• This software creates all the online furniture a real person would possess: a name, email accounts, web pages and social media. In other words, it automatically generates what look like authentic profiles, making it hard to tell the difference between a virtual robot and a real commentator.

• Fake accounts can be kept updated by automatically reposting or linking to content generated elsewhere, reinforcing the impression that the account holders are real and active.

• Human astroturfers can then be assigned these "pre-aged" accounts to create a back story, suggesting that they’ve been busy linking and retweeting for months. No one would suspect that they came onto the scene for the first time a moment ago, for the sole purpose of attacking an article on climate science or arguing against new controls on salt in junk food.


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Study Tying Women’s Weight Gain to Housework Draws Fire for Coke Link

Posted on March 1st, 2013 at 11:56 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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A group of researchers now says that one reason modern women may be packing on the pounds is because they’re not doing the heavy lifting around the house that they once did.

“We looked at 91 different activities — going to the gym, walking the dog — and the only thing that influenced their energy expenditure was the work in the home,” said Edward Archer, a University of South Carolina research fellow and the study’s lead author. “That’s why the study focused on that.”

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“It makes no sense for Coca-Cola to be funding studies on causes of obesity because they are one of the causes for obesity,” said Kelly Brownell, director of the Rudd Center for food policy and obesity at Yale University. “It would be like taking money from the tobacco industry to find other causes of lung cancer. It really makes no sense at all.”


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Printer ink cartridges: why you’re paying more but getting a lot less

Posted on February 24th, 2013 at 16:03 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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The sky-high price of printer ink – measure for measure more expensive than vintage champagne – has been well documented. Less well-known is the fact that the amount of ink in the average cartridge has shrunk dramatically. “Newer cartridges contain a fraction of the ink a similar product contained a decade ago,” Dyckhoff says. “The amount can be minuscule.”

For example, the Epson T032 colour cartridge (released in 2002) is the same size as the Epson colour T089 (released in 2008). But the T032 contains 16ml of ink and the T089 contains just 3.5ml of ink. It’s a similar story with Hewlett Packard (HP) cartridges. A decade ago, the best-selling HP cartridge had 42ml of ink and sold for about £20. Today, the standard printer cartridges made by HP may contain as little as 5ml of ink but sell for about £13.

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XL cartridges are an “insult” to the consumer, says Patrick Stead of cartridge recycler Environmental Business Products: “HP sells half-full cartridges, then sticks an ‘XL’ on, fills them up, and sells them for even more money. The difference in manufacturing costs is pennies. It’s a shocking rip-off.”


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Adobe CEO refuses to answer Australian pricing questions

Posted on February 14th, 2013 at 14:35 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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In a press conference in Sydney today, Adobe chief executive Shantanu Narayen refused to answer questions about how the company can justify charging Australians up to $1,400 more for its traditional software than US residents, instead pushing his view that Adobe’s Creative Cloud software, which is broadly harmonised with US pricing, is the future for customers.


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CNN Anchor Asks Bill Nye If Global Warming Had Anything To Do With A Near-Earth Asteroid

Posted on February 12th, 2013 at 18:18 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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After wrapping up a Saturday afternoon segment on the impact climate change may have had on the extreme winter weather that hit the Northeast this weekend, CNN anchor Deb Feyerick turned to a feature on a large asteroid that will just miss earth as it passes by.

“We want to bring in our science guy, Bill Nye, and talk about something else that’s falling from the sky, and that is an asteroid,” said Feyerick. “What’s coming our way? Is this the effect of, perhaps, global warming? Or is this just some meteoric occasion?”


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  1. This shows the importance of blond hair as a qualification for “news anchor”.

Fox News expert on solar energy: Germany gets “a lot more sun than we do.”

Posted on February 8th, 2013 at 13:31 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame), What were they thinking?

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Thanks to Fox News and its expert commentators, millions of Americans now understand the real, hidden reason why Germany’s solar-energy industry is so much further along than ours. Turns out it has nothing to do with the fact that Germany’s government has long supported the industry far more generously, with policies like feed-in tariffs that stimulate investment in green technologies. No, the real reason is much simpler, explained a trio of journalists on Fox & Friends: It’s always sunny in Germany!

“The industry’s future looks dim,” intoned host Gretchen Carlson at the beginning of the segment, which was preserved for posterity by the liberal blog Media Matters for America. She and her co-host went on to ridicule Obama’s “failed” solar subsidies, adding, “The United States simply hasn’t figured out how to do solar cheaply and effectively. You look at the country of Germany, it’s working out great for them.” Near the end of the segment, it occurred to Carlson to ask her expert guest, Fox Business reporter Shibani Joshi, why it might be that Germany’s solar-power sector is doing so much better. “What was Germany doing correct? Are they just a smaller country, and that made it more feasible?” Carlson asked.

Joshi’s jaw-dropping response: “They’re a smaller country, and they’ve got lots of sun. Right? They’ve got a lot more sun than we do.” In case that wasn’t clear enough for some viewers, Joshi went on: “The problem is it’s a cloudy day and it’s raining, you’re not gonna have it.” Sure, California might get sun now and then, Joshi conceded, “but here on the East Coast, it’s just not going to work.”

The vast Basin-and-Range district of Nuremberg, the Mojave area around Stuttgart, the Sonoran expanse of Bremen, the wide open praries of Munich, the Saxon Death Valley….

And who could forget the Alpine salt flats!


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  1. Am I being weird or are the many brief clips of Mr. Obama saying, “Clean energy” over and over designed to trigger some kind of cognitive meltdown in the target audience of dead, white males? (The reason that only ugly men and pretty women with lots of makeup and cleavage are depicted is too obvious to mention).

GroverNorquist: Up is the new down

Posted on January 3rd, 2013 at 15:46 by Desiato in category: awesome, ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, batshitinsane, bleeding obvious, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame), Funny!, No shit, sherlock

[@GroverNorquist]:

The Bush tax cuts lapsed at midnight last night. Every R voting for Senate bill is cutting taxes and keeping his/her pledge.

Yes, I think all the tags I applied to this post are justified.


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A Congregation of Motherfuckers in the Senate

Posted on December 6th, 2012 at 11:25 by Desiato in category: Commentary, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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You’d think that at some point, even the most devoted motherfucker would get exhausted from fucking all those mothers. Even stars of gang-bang porn need a day or two to let a torn asshole heal. But not the Republicans in the United States Senate. They are motherfuckers who can’t get enough of the motherfucking. You ask them about any issue, they respond by saying, "We’re motherfuckers. Do you expect us to not fuck mothers? Oh, silly, silly Americans, bring us more mothers so we may fuck on." It gets to the point of being disturbing, where you’re looking at the dicks of the motherfuckers, chafed to bleeding from all the fucking. But these motherfuckers aren’t gonna stop fucking mothers, even if it seems absurd or pathetic. If there are mothers to be fucked, the Senate Republicans will be there, ready to get fucking.

So it was that yesterday, 38 Republicans voted against ratifying the United Nations Convention on Rights of Persons with Disabilities, a 2006 treaty that’s been ratified by 126 nations, including Pakistan, Myanmar, and Uganda (and, you know, most of Europe and South America, as well as China). Why did enough Republicans oppose the treaty, which does little more than say, "Hey, we should try to make the lives of people with disabilities a little less shitty," to deny it the two-thirds needed? Because sovereignty. Or freedom. Or something.


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  1. Funny. The U.N., hapless although it often is, is a strongly unifying issue for U.S. Tea Party members. (Such a delicious irony is like the HHGTTG proof of the non-existence of God.)

UK hospital divulges Kate’s condition in radio hoax

Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 14:43 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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News of her pregnancy and her hospitalization has generated a worldwide media frenzy with journalists excitedly reporting any update on her condition along with the facial expressions of William when he arrives and departs.

However, two presenters from the Australian 2Day radio station managed to go one step further after calling the hospital pretending to be William’s grandmother Queen Elizabeth and his father, the heir-to-the throne Prince Charles.

Despite putting on unconvincing impressions of the royal duo, they were put through to the ward where Kate is being treated and given intimate details about how she was faring.

Dear media, you are fucking insane.


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White House Presses for Drone Rule Book

Posted on November 26th, 2012 at 14:51 by Desiato in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame), Mess O'Potamia, News

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Facing the possibility that President Obama might not win a second term, his administration accelerated work in the weeks before the election to develop explicit rules for the targeted killing of terrorists by unmanned drones, so that a new president would inherit clear standards and procedures, according to two administration officials.

The matter may have lost some urgency after Nov. 6. But with more than 300 drone strikes and some 2,500 people killed by the Central Intelligence Agency and the military since Mr. Obama first took office, the administration is still pushing to make the rules formal and resolve internal uncertainty and disagreement about exactly when lethal action is justified.

Mr. Obama and his advisers are still debating whether remote-control killing should be a measure of last resort against imminent threats to the United States, or a more flexible tool, available to help allied governments attack their enemies or to prevent militants from controlling territory.

Yes, after 300 strikes and 2,500 dead, Obama and his team are still debating when drone strikes are OK and when not.


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Boeing Said It Will Deny Equal Pension Benefits to Married Gay Couples

Posted on November 24th, 2012 at 13:41 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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Today the Boeing Company told union negotiators that it intends to deny pension survivor benefits to same-sex married couples, even though Washington State voters decisively approved a marriage equality law earlier this month.

Representing 23,000 Boeing engineers and technical workers, Ray Goforth is executive director of the Society of Professional Engineering Employees in Aerospace (SPEEA), IFPTE Local 2001. He was sitting at the negotiation table today—as part of ongoing talks over retirement benefits—and says the company’s position “says to employees that they can be discriminated against based on who they are.”

I sure as hell won’t be buying my next airplane from Boeing, and I ‘ll take my defense contracts elsewhere too!


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Comments:

  1. They are saying one person in each couple has to wear a dress to get benefits? Crikey!

  2. Better not tell that to the Scottish…

  3. Boeing claims that pensions are a federally regulated matter and the federal govt still doesn’t recognize gay marriages, so they don’t have to either.

  4. @John: Are you telling me they let Scots marry?!

  5. Of course! Well, only to allow the rulers to maintain the Prima Nocte custom, of course..

  6. My mistake. I didn’t realize they were all self made b*stards :-)

If (and only if!)

Posted on October 22nd, 2012 at 19:09 by John Sinteur in category: Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame)

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After he blamed gun violence on single mothers, and after he said he’d actively sought “binders full of women” that were actually brought to him unrequested, Romney said something about women so remarkably out of touch and archaic that I was shocked my TV didn’t suddenly turn black and white:

“I recognized that if you’re going to have women in the workforce that sometimes you need to be more flexible.”


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