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Chinese Photoshop Trolls

Posted on October 17th, 2014 at 17:07 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Request: “Can you make it look like I’m running faster? I want to show this to my girl.”


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Shasta County atheist to get $2 million for first-amendment violation

Posted on October 15th, 2014 at 10:54 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, batshitinsane

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The California government and a nonprofit will pay a Shasta County atheist nearly $2 million for violating his civil rights when he was sent back to prison for taking issue with a religious drug-treatment program while on parole.

Barry Hazle Jr. and his attorney, John G. Heller, announced the settlement this morning at a press conference in San Francisco.

Hazle was imprisoned for just over 100 days after taking issue with the drug-treatment program that centered on submitting one’s fate to a “higher power.” Heller said the program also included prayer and references to God.

But when Hazle asked for another treatment program, he was told Westcare’s 12-step program was the only one available.

Probation officials eventually sent him back to prison at California Rehabilitation Center in Norco, where he had already spent a year on drug possession charges that were overturned by an appeals court, according to court documents. Their decision was based on Hazle allegedly being “disruptive, though in a congenial way, to the staff as well as other students…sort of passive-aggressive,” and needing further treatment, according to court documents.

So his conviction was overturned, basically declaring him innocent, but they sent him back because he didn’t go “Yes Sir!” loudly enough on every thing they said to him?


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Drone capture

Posted on October 9th, 2014 at 12:56 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

You raise a village do they call you Ackmed the village destroyer?

No!

You start a caliphate in Iraq do they call you Ackmed the nation builder?

No!

You lead many men to victory in the Syrian battles do they call you Ackmed the great?

No!

But you fuck one donkey…


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  1. We all knew these guys needed to bugger off, but not literally.

  2. It’s getting so no self respecting goatherd can show his affection for his livestock without someone snooping. What ever happened to privacy! I blame Obama.

    Seriously though, wasn’t this sort of thing going on long before IS moved in?

  3. I vote for an air-drop of Fleshlights by the Humane Society.

  4. Sue, I second that.. maybe a fleshlight drone strike?

  5. Maybe he just couldn’t hold out any longer for those 72 virgins. I man has needs, Y’know.

  6. @Sue – According to the Fleshlight website, it is molded from “you favorite porn stars”. I searched and I could not find anything molded from “your favorite donkey” or “your favorite sheep”. Perhaps this is a business opportunity? Actually for these pricks, I would like air drop Fleshlights like devices that also do auto castrations once they are “done”.

  7. @Mykolas: Be careful what you ask for…some of the most violent and feared warrior groups in history were eunuchs!

  8. Oh. My technical advisor says there’s a difference between cutting off the pointy bit and the round bits. Sorry.

1 billion people fired!

Posted on October 8th, 2014 at 11:45 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

Well, that’s if you believe this headline.

EVERYBODY!


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  1. Nothing like destroying your credibility than with a headline like that. How could you believe anything else that is comes after it?

xkcd: Marriage

Posted on October 8th, 2014 at 10:49 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon

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marriage


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Fuck off Tim!

Posted on October 7th, 2014 at 14:59 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. Shooting fish in a barrel isn’t trolling, Tim.

Cartoons

Posted on October 4th, 2014 at 10:51 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon

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Dierendag

Posted on October 4th, 2014 at 10:09 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon

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Cartoons

Posted on September 24th, 2014 at 19:29 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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It’s good to see that this kid won’t stand for what Kanye did

Posted on September 23rd, 2014 at 23:41 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Almost!

Posted on September 17th, 2014 at 11:38 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. “If you unlock the doors Ms. Smith, I’ll say you passed!”

Cartoons

Posted on September 17th, 2014 at 8:26 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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The Joy of Tech comic… Apple Event Survival Kit!

Posted on September 8th, 2014 at 9:17 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Cartoon

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2043


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Cartoons

Posted on September 6th, 2014 at 15:45 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Richard Dawkins on Post Modernism

Posted on August 30th, 2014 at 22:44 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ


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  1. Blimey! It just goes to show what happens when you don’t pay attention: I thought post modernism was making fences with metal stakes instead of wooden ones.

British Subtitles

Posted on August 21st, 2014 at 11:12 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

…because you never quite know what some British people are saying, even when they’re speaking English.


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  1. Blimey! Wot dincha get, yer git?

When they open again they’ll be 20 percent off.

Posted on August 21st, 2014 at 10:02 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. OK, I’ll bite:

    That’s a sore point!

Cartoons

Posted on August 20th, 2014 at 10:47 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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It’s probably too Darth to see

Posted on August 19th, 2014 at 11:23 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. C’mon guys!

    “Focus puller of the dark side…?”

Okay..

Posted on August 17th, 2014 at 14:48 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. Ah…everyone needs a hug in these difficult times. Consider yourself hugged, persons…

Dads Respond to Disney’s “Frozen”

Posted on August 15th, 2014 at 17:23 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!


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Cartoons

Posted on August 8th, 2014 at 9:29 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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They didn’t think this one through, did they?

Posted on August 6th, 2014 at 23:08 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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E-Book

Posted on August 2nd, 2014 at 23:11 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!


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  1. Oh, the old blonde joke! Now you’ve done it:

    How do you drown a blonde?
    Put a mirror at the bottom of your pool.

    (I claim exemption from anti-minority hate legislation, because I are one.)

  2. What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

  3. Can I just substitute “Congress” for “blonds” and still use the old jokes?

Cartoons

Posted on July 31st, 2014 at 10:42 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Twitter

Posted on July 25th, 2014 at 14:58 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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  1. …to talk to the stove. Don’t you know a thing about the internet of things?

I’d like to order a vowel, please

Posted on July 22nd, 2014 at 11:04 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Cartoons

Posted on July 22nd, 2014 at 9:03 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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English?

Posted on July 19th, 2014 at 23:08 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

Learn It


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  1. Exhortations to learn IT and to not excrete in public are perfectly sensible.

Verizon made an enemy tonight

Posted on July 18th, 2014 at 18:00 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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On a flight back to New York I read Level 3’s assessment of the latest round of the Netflix vs Internet Provider debacle.

The summarized version is that basically Netflix is slow because Verizon refuses to add capacity to peer with Level 3. Fixing the situation would cost Verizon on the order of a few thousand (that’s right thousand) dollars. Level 3 is even willing to foot the bill. But Verizon refuses.


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