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There is no i in…. oh wait

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 21:41 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. There’s always been a “me” in team.

tl;dr wikipedia

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 16:10 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

I think I found my favorite new tumbl

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Cartoons

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 14:49 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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3-player pong

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 14:14 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Posted on March 23rd, 2014 at 17:55 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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  1. I’ll just repeat what I hear others say at funerals. He’s in a better place.

  2. If they gave him an enema, they could bury him in a matchbox. (© Christopher Hitchens)

Furniture salesmen

Posted on March 15th, 2014 at 14:24 by John Sinteur in category: Joke

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.


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  1. Couldn’t you have stretched it out a bit more?
    (As the actress said to the bishop.)

  2. Man that is a bed joke.

Cartoons

Posted on March 11th, 2014 at 14:23 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Spring!

Posted on March 9th, 2014 at 11:08 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. I bet he’s releaved.

This is what happens if you fart in a Smart car

Posted on March 8th, 2014 at 21:45 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. Cute license plate. Something to do with the color, I’m sure.

    I suppose it will get you where you’re going but I’d need some really big, really dark sunglasses.

Cartoons

Posted on March 7th, 2014 at 9:07 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Posted on March 3rd, 2014 at 21:21 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Posted on February 27th, 2014 at 12:50 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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The star spangled pants

Posted on February 23rd, 2014 at 13:04 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!, Great Picture

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I pledge allegiance, to the pants of the United Slacks of America and to the button for which it holds…


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Posted on February 22nd, 2014 at 17:47 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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I had a dream…

Posted on February 18th, 2014 at 12:37 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Posted on February 13th, 2014 at 16:22 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Anybody want a kit-kat?

Posted on February 2nd, 2014 at 14:47 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. Gee, it must be Caturday! :-) Or at least yesterday was…

Cartoons

Posted on January 31st, 2014 at 10:58 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Bill Hader’s Star Wars impressions

Posted on January 28th, 2014 at 18:37 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!


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Posted on January 27th, 2014 at 18:36 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Posted on January 15th, 2014 at 9:10 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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I guess he didn’t have a good year

Posted on January 13th, 2014 at 15:20 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon

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Cartoons

Posted on January 11th, 2014 at 9:48 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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I am a Young Earth Evolutionist

Posted on January 10th, 2014 at 15:07 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon

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The English cricket team visited an orphanage today

Posted on January 10th, 2014 at 10:45 by John Sinteur in category: Joke

“It is really sad to see their little faces with no hope” said Sarah, aged 6…


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  1. That’s inhaled coffee _and_ I wet myself!

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Posted on January 9th, 2014 at 9:48 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Python

Posted on January 2nd, 2014 at 20:17 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Christmas

Posted on December 25th, 2013 at 16:47 by John Sinteur in category: Joke

Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshipper. The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God’s “only son” last week in a barn in the hamlet of Bethlehem. Sources close to Mary claim that she “had loved God for a long time” that she was constantly talking about her relationship with God, and that she was “thrilled to have had his child”. In a press conference this morning, God issued a vehement denial, saying that “No sexual relationship existed” and that “the facts of this story will come out in time, verily”.

Independent counsel Kenneth Beelzebub immediately filed a brief with the Justice department to expand his investigation to cover questions of whether any commandments may have been broken, and whether God had illegally funnelled laundered money to his illegitimate child through three foreign operatives known only as the “Wise Men”. Beelzebub has issued subpoenas to several angels who are rumoured to have acted as go-betweens in the affair. Critics have pointed out that these allegations have little to do with the charges that Beelzebub was originally appointed to investigate, that God had created large-scale flooding in order to cover up evidence of a failed land deal.

In recent months, Beelzebub’s investigation has already been expanded to cover questions surrounding the large number of locusts that plagued God’s political opponents in the last election. As well as to claims that the destruction of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah was to divert attention away from a scandal involving whether the giveaway of a parcel of public land in Promised County to a Jewish special interest group was quid pro quo for political contributions.

If these allegations prove to be true, then this could be a huge blow to God’s career, much of which has been spent crusading for stricter moral standards and harsher punishments for wrongdoers. Indeed, God recently outlined a “tough-on-crime” plan consisting of a series of 10 “Commandments” which has been introduced in Congress in a bill by Rep. Moses. Critics of the bill have pointed out that it lacks any provisions for the rehabilitation of criminals, and lawyers for the ACLU are planning to fight the “Name in Vain” Commandment as being an unconstitutional restriction on free speech.


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  1. Unfortunately God gave up His political career due to this sort of disparagement and the Earth is now fully under the control of Beelzebub’s Devil’s Own Justice Party, also known as the DOJ-P.

  2. And that boy! Started a cannabilistic death cult. Broke his mother’s heart!

Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music

Posted on December 23rd, 2013 at 9:16 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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Hip-hop artist Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, said he was left wholly terrified today after meeting his daughter Hailie’s new boyfriend Justin Denham, an 18-year-old who was reportedly raised on the rapper’s music.

Saying he could barely fathom the thought of Hailie, 17, with a man who ever enjoyed listening to, or was inspired by, his often misogynistic and violent lyrics, Eminem, 40, claimed he was disturbed from the second Denham said he was “a huge fan” of all of the rapper’s seven albums.

“Justin said I was his favorite artist when he was growing up, and now he wants to go out with my little girl,” said Eminem, telling reporters he didn’t even want to imagine what Denham’s views on relationships could possibly entail given his self-professed love of albums that include songs about mutilating women. “Honestly, I don’t really know what I’m supposed to do here. How am I supposed to let Hailie go out with a guy who says I was a huge influence on him and all of his friends?”


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  1. Ha! I forgot I have to check every freakin’ link before freakin’ out!

Cartoon

Posted on December 23rd, 2013 at 8:55 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon

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