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Posted on September 29th, 2012 at 11:21 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Intellectual Property

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Today the United States Patent and Trademark office granted the domain name registrar a patent for “announcing a domain name registration on a social website”.


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  1. Wow.

  2. For one minute I thought that read: “…a socialist website.” Silly me.

Ad claims Obama will ‘force doctors to assist homosexuals in buying surrogate babies’

Posted on September 28th, 2012 at 10:14 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, batshitinsane

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A fact-challenged newspaper ad attacking President Barack Obama addresses some standard wedge issues: same-sex marriage, illegal immigration, Islamic law.

Then there’s this claim: “Barack Hussein Obama will move America to force doctors to assist homosexuals in buying surrogate babies.”

It’s one of those statements that’s so far outside reality, our experts wondered where to start.


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  1. Is that before of after he opens the doors to blue-helmeted U.N. jihadist hordes in black helicopters?

  2. “It’s one of those statements that’s so far outside reality, our experts wondered where to start.”

    Probably with a prayer on one’s knees before the porcelain god…

Imprisoned teen sent to LA on bus by Georgia parents

Posted on September 21st, 2012 at 16:26 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Investigators say a Georgia man took his stepson and put him on a bus for California. The teen was spotted by a security guard at the downtown Greyhound bus station.

It was last Tuesday at the downtown bus station that security guard Joe Gonzalez first noticed Mitch Comer, 18, looking like lost and scared 12-year-old. Alarmed by the teen’s frail appearance and the story he told, Gonzalez, a retired police sergeant, notified the LAPD.

“The story we got was that the stepfather took the kid to the bus depot, said ‘Here’s $200, here’s a list of the homeless shelters in Los Angeles, you’re a man now and don’t come back,’” said LAPD Commander Andrew Smith.

The teen told police he had been held captive by his parents, Paul and Sheila Comer, for four years after being taken out of school in the 8th grade. The Comers are now in custody after being arrested at their home in Dallas, an upscale Georgia suburb. They’re facing child abuse and false imprisonment charges, and their two younger daughters were removed from the home.


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Football Player Finds Grenade On Field And Almost Loses His Hand

Posted on September 21st, 2012 at 0:06 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

Wednesday night’s AFC Champions League clash between Iranian side Sepahan and Saudi Arabia’s Al-Ahli produced no goals, but there was certainly some explosive action at the Foolad Shahr Stadium.


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Steve Jobs has been reincarnated as a warrior-philosopher, Thai group says

Posted on September 1st, 2012 at 19:46 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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When Apple founder Steve Jobs died after a long fight with cancer last year, software engineer Tony Tseung sent an email to a Buddhist group in Thailand to find out what happened to his old boss now that he’s no longer of this world.

This month, Tseung received his answer. Jobs has been reincarnated as a celestial warrior-philosopher, the Dhammakaya group said in a special television broadcast, and he’s living in a mystical glass palace hovering above his old office at Apple’s Cupertino, Calif. headquarters.

You can laugh now, but in a year all the dead founders will have suspiciously similar glass palaces over their former headquarters, and you’ll all be claiming the design is obvious and no one could design a decent afterlife without it.


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Americans’ Views of TSA More Positive Than Negative

Posted on August 31st, 2012 at 16:36 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Despite recent negative press, a majority of Americans, 54%, think the U.S. Transportation Security Administration is doing either an excellent or a good job of handling security screening at airports. At the same time, 41% think TSA screening procedures are extremely or very effective at preventing acts of terrorism on U.S. airplanes, with most of the rest saying they are somewhat effective.

There is an old joke from the Soviet era:
“Why do we like Lenin? Because he played football with the children, when instead he could just have had them executed.”


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  1. If you asked the flying public whether or not the TSA is doing a good job, I think the numbers would be quite different, and not in the positive direction! If I remember correctly, the majority of Americans never travel more than 50 miles from home…

  2. OTOH, maybe lonely old fogies like having their privates fumbled. Just sayin’.

Woman, 30, destroys wedding dress while drowning

Posted on August 28th, 2012 at 16:52 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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A newlywed woman from Quebec drowned Friday during her session in a river in Rawdon, about 75 kilometres north of Montreal.

Maria Pantazopoulos, 30, of Laval was standing at the edge of the Ouareau River when her gown became heavy as it soaked up the water and the current pulled her away.

A recent wave of “Trash the Dress” copycat photoshoots shows us that equality for women extends to the Darwin Awards.


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GOP Congressional Candidate Accuses His African-American Opponent Of Pretending To Be Black

Posted on August 17th, 2012 at 12:05 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Indecision 2012

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Danny Tarkanian is the Republican nominee in a newly created congressional district in Nevada. He also seems to think his opponent has a very good makeup artist. During a speech to a GOP club earlier this week, Tarkanian went into a lengthy rant about how “all these black Democrats” have accused him of making a racist comment. He then levied an unusual allegation against state Senate Majority Leader Steven Horsford, his Democratic opponent, claiming that “[w]e could be like Steven Horsford who’s not doing anything with [the African-American] community and, you know, pretend we’re black and maybe try to get some votes if that’s where it is.”

This is the man Tarkanian accused of pretending to be black:


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  1. When did it become necessary to be an idiot (or pretend to be one) to be successful in politics?

Belarus’ KGB summons Swedes in teddy bear row

Posted on August 13th, 2012 at 3:48 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, News

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Belarus’ top security agency, the KGB, has summoned a Swedish advertising team for questioning after the group air-dropped hundreds of parachute-wearing teddy bears that carried pro-human rights messages onto the soil of the authoritarian former Soviet state.

The summons, signed by an investigator named P Tsernavsky and posted on the KGB’s website on Saturday, said the agency was investigating the “criminal case” of the advertising group’s “illegal crossing” into Belarusian airspace.

The agency threatened the Swedes with fines or “correctional work for up to two years, or imprisonment for up to six months” if they did not show up in 10 days.

Mr. Lukashenko has never heard of Ms. Streisand?


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Feds: Student rights violated in east Miss. city

Posted on August 11th, 2012 at 11:17 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Officials in east Mississippi operate a “school-to-prison pipeline” that incarcerates students for disciplinary infractions as minor as dress code violations with a policy that affects mostly black and disabled children, the U.S. Justice Department said Friday.

The Justice Department said police in the city of Meridian routinely arrest public school students without determining if there’s probable cause when the school wants to press charges for a violation. Federal authorities say the students are then denied due process in youth court and on probation. The Justice Department did not outline specific allegations of wrongdoing against the school district in a letter to state and local authorities. Instead, it appears from the letter that the problems begin once a student is arrested.

Once arrested, the youth court puts the students on probation, sometimes without proper legal representation, according to the letter. If the students are on probation, future school violations could be considered a probation violation that requires them “to serve any suspensions from school incarcerated in the juvenile detention center,” the department said.

That means if a student is on probation and then gets suspended for a minor infraction like “dress code violations, flatulence, profanity, and disrespect,” the student could have to serve that suspension in the detention center.

“The students most severely affected by these practices are black children and children with disabilities in Meridian,” the Justice Department said.


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Propaganda, A Mysterious Anti-Western Film Allegedly by North Korea

Posted on August 11th, 2012 at 10:27 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Here is the formal statement I gave to Federal Police on 16 June 2012:

On a trip to visit family in Seoul in April, I was approached by a man and a woman who claimed to be North Korean defectors. They presented me with a DVD that recently came into their possession and asked me to translate it. They also asked me to post the completed film on the Internet so that it could reach a worldwide audience. I believed what I was told and an agreement was made to protect their identities (and mine).

Despite my concerns about what I was viewing when I returned home, I proceeded to translate and post the film on You Tube because of the film’s extraordinary content. I have now made public my belief that this film was never intended for a domestic audience in the DPRK. Instead, I believe that these people, who presented themselves as ‘defectors’ specifically targeted me because of my reputation as a translator and interpreter.

Furthermore, I now believe these people work for the DPRK. The fact that I have continued to translate and post the film in spite of this belief does not make me complicit in their intention to spread their ideology. I chose to keep posting this film because – regardless of who made it – I believe people should see it because of the issues it raises and I stand by my right to post it for people to share and discuss freely with each other.

And for contrast, here’s an actual propaganda film from North Korea:


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UK man arrested for not smiling during Olympics

Posted on August 10th, 2012 at 9:07 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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A man from Britain with Parkinson’s disease was arrested while watching the Olympic cycling road race because he “failed to smile or look like he was enjoying himself.”

Mark Worsfold, a martial arts trainer and former soldier, said that he was thrown to the floor and handcuffed just as cyclists passed by, Gulf News reported.

His worried wife Nicola only found out he was being held after she reported him missing when he did not turn up for their daughter’s ninth birthday party.

The 54-year-old had his fingerprints, DNA and mugshot taken before being questioned about why he did not appear to be enjoying the event on July 28.

Police said Worsfold, who was held for over five hours, was arrested because of “his manner, his state of dress and his proximity to the course.”

A spokesman added that the arrest was necessary to avoid a breach of the peace because he was standing near a group of protesters.

But Worsfold, who was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in 2010, said that one of the symptoms of the disease is muscle rigidity, which can cause his face to become expressionless and mask-like.


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  1. They don’t even give The Onion credit for the story. Lame.

  2. Alas, it’s a true story, apparently. The most recent issue of Private Eye ran it as well, they added an ironic quote from former Assistant Police Commissioner John Yates (see the profile of his career on Wikipedia) from is column on the Daily Telegraph, where he praised the police for their “much practiced art of of policing by discretion, with officers acting sensitively and independently, with genuine warmth and humour”.

  3. So much for behavioural profiling.

No government here…

Posted on August 5th, 2012 at 15:30 by Desiato in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Can you Trump this?, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame), Indecision 2012

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No Government here


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That seems like a much lower percentage than I’d have expected

Posted on August 2nd, 2012 at 10:51 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ


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Mitt Romney’s Foreign Policy Senior Advisor, Rich Williamson, Refers to Russia as “Soviet Union”

Posted on July 26th, 2012 at 13:37 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ


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  1. A slow brain also. By the way, he said “interestses” which should be “interests”. Guess the a_hole learned how to talk from W when he served as envoy to Sudan. The return of the neocons.

Houston Cop Arrested For Handcuffing and Raping Woman After Traffic Stop

Posted on July 22nd, 2012 at 16:14 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Houston Police officer Adan Jimenez Carranza was put in jail on Friday after DNA evidence linked him to a rape he is accused of committing in June.

The victim says that she was involved in fender bender with other cars when Carranza came to the scene and directed all parties to a nearby parking lot. She says Carranza handcuffed her and put her in the back of his patrol car. He then waited until the other people involved in the accident left the scene, and raped her in the the backseat. He had his badge and gun on the entire time.

After the rape, Carranza drove the victim to the precinct and booked her in for reckless driving.


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George Zimmerman Says He Regrets Nothing

Posted on July 19th, 2012 at 14:13 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Hannity asked Zimmerman if he regretted getting out of his car to follow Trayvon, carrying a gun, or anything at all about the night he killed Trayvon Martin. Zimmerman said he regretted nothing because he believed “it was all God’s plan.” He also said there isn’t anything he would do differently in retrospect.


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  1. That god is a right prankster.

Rush Limbaugh: Batman’s ‘Bane’ Similar To ‘Bain Capital’

Posted on July 18th, 2012 at 14:39 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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To Rush Limbaugh, it can’t be a coincidence. The villain in the new Batman film, “The Dark Knight Rises,” is named “Bane.” The name of Mitt Romney’s old private-equity firm? Bain Capital.

“Do you think that it is accidental that the name of the really vicious fire breathing four eyed whatever it is villain in this movie is named Bain [sic]?” Limbaugh asked on his radio show today, according to a transcript of the audio on his show’s website.

But the character Bane first appeared in Batman comics in 1993. The Bane character in “The Dark Knight Rises” was chosen in early 2011.


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  1. Keep in mind, though, that the folks that believe this also believe Obama’s birth certificate was forged 50+ years ago knowing that he would become president – so it’s really not that much of a leap (for a lizard brained entity).

Muslim cleric’s letter to the Sun about preventing sex assault

Posted on July 16th, 2012 at 16:02 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Pastafarian News

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In the Name of Allah The Beneficient The Merciful

Toronto Sun Staff and Writers:

My Name is Al-Haashim Kamena Atangana and I have been reading in recent weeks sexual Assaults that have been occurring At York University. I just wanted to suggest a few changes within the Canadian laws that will help prevent sexual assaults from happening in the future.

Just to introduce myself I am a Muslim born in Montréal, Quebec 33 years ago. I was born in a Christian Family and I have decided to embrace Islam in 1998. I do allot of Islamic Outreach Programs downtown (yonge and Dundas).I am from African Carribean Ethnicity.

I wanted to mention that the reason why these sex attacks are continuously happening is because the Canadian laws, which gives too much freedom to women, are the cause of these sex attacks. It has been revealed that every 5 seconds a woman is being sexually assaulted in North America. Women in North America are falling victims of the Democratic Freedom that you they passionly believe in. The reason why a woman gets raped is because of the way she dress. Women dress so provocatively so much that they receive too much attention for themselves and that attention at times leads to death.


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  1. Don’t ever use your real name when writing something stupid.

  2. “It has been revealed that every 5 seconds a woman is being sexually assaulted in North America.” And by now she’s fed up with it!

    Perhaps men should be castrated to stop them from being a nuisance. We can preserve sperm in a frozen state until needed. Easier and more economical than keeping women in the house.

Lifeguard fired for helping in beach rescue in Hallandale Beach

Posted on July 5th, 2012 at 2:33 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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As lifeguards are paid and trained to do, Tomas Lopez rushed down the beach to rescue a drowning man — and then got fired for it.

The problem: Lopez stepped out of the beach zone his company is paid to patrol, a supervisor said Tuesday.


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Diamond resigns from scandal-hit Barclays

Posted on July 3rd, 2012 at 14:31 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Robber Barons

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Barclays chief executive Bob Diamond has resigned from the UK-based financial services giant amid an interest rate-fixing scandal that some believe could be a watershed moment for Britain’s banking system.

In a statement released by the company on Tuesday, Diamond said he chose to leave because “external pressure” on Barclays had “reached a level that risks damaging the franchise”.

Oh yes, the reputation they have as tax shy, totalitarian regime-supporting thieves and free-loaders of the first water will be irreparably damaged if he stays.


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The South Florida cop who won’t stay fired

Posted on July 2nd, 2012 at 21:59 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Sgt. German Bosque of the Opa-locka Police Department has been disciplined, suspended, fined and sent home with pay more than any officer in the state.

He has been accused of cracking the head of a handcuffed suspect, beating juveniles, hiding drugs in his police car, stealing from suspects, defying direct orders and lying and falsifying police reports. He once called in sick to take a vacation to Cancún and has engaged in a rash of unauthorized police chases, including one in which four people were killed.

Arrested and jailed three times, Bosque, 48, has been fired at least six times. Now under suspension pending yet another investigation into misconduct, Bosque stays home and collects his $60,000-a-year paycheck for doing nothing.

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Bosque admits that in his early years as an officer, he was immature and made some mistakes. But he insists he is a good, hardworking police officer.


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  1. That thin blue line protecting us all…

  2. …OK now I’ve looked a the pictures, the fat blue line.

  3. @ Sue W> More like a receding line…

  4. I know Opa-locka, Florida, is a real place, but every time I hear that name I think of Willy Wonka. No offense.

Dutch politicians are allowed to lie about the Euro

Posted on June 28th, 2012 at 19:47 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

According to the notes, Frank de Grave, member of the Eerste Kamer (the senate) said this last Tuesday.

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  1. Politicians? Lie?? OMG, pass the smelling salts!

Republican Senator Tries To Add Conception Amendment To Flood Insurance Bill

Posted on June 27th, 2012 at 17:10 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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Floods and abortions are distinctly different topics — except to Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), who is trying to attach an anti-choice amendment to the Senate’s flood insurance bill.


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  1. Rand Paul (aka dickhead) is just trying be a good semen in the flood

  2. Let’s not have any jokes about fingers in the dike from you Nederlanders…

The Oatmeal v. FunnyJunk, Part IV: Charles Carreon Sues Everybody

Posted on June 18th, 2012 at 13:25 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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I can say that Charles Carreon remains a petulant, amoral, censorious douchebag without violating his trademark because that’s nominative, not commercial.


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  1. One interesting thing is that Mr. Carry-on’s original letter to the Oatmeal only asked $20,000 for damages to the FunnyJerk proprietor’s reputation. (Such a small reputation!) Hoping for a quick pay out. Scum.

Scots council: 9-yr-old lunch blogger was causing ‘distress and harm’

Posted on June 15th, 2012 at 14:10 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Foyer of Ennui (just short of the Hall of Shame), What were they thinking?

Imagine a 9 year old kid posting this picture on her weblog:

What do you do as a school council? Indeed, you make taking pictures in the lunch room illegal, based on the “distress and harm” the picture caused.

UPDATE: Ban lifted


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  1. Helloooooo parents, wake up! Fer frack’s sake, this shouldn’t need the internet to get fixed.

  2. Ah…the green vegetable portion of this balanced meal is three thin slices of cucumber. How very British. On second thought, in England they would have been boiled, so perhaps the Scots have a nouvelle cuisine movement going on?

  3. I thought the vegetable portion was on the bun.

  4. In Scotland it’s a very real problem that people don’t get enough vegetables.
    Access and price are a real problem, at least according the interviews I’ve heard on the radio.

    I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if that pic up there showed the regular, daily food.

  5. mmmm popsicles.

    We didn’t get those when I was in school :-(

Michigan State Rep Barred From Speaking After ‘Vagina’ Comments

Posted on June 15th, 2012 at 12:00 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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“If they are going to legislate my anatomy, I see no reason why I cannot mention it,” she said according to the Free Press.

“Regardless of their reasoning, this is a violation of my First Amendment rights and directly impedes my ability to serve the people who elected me into office,” Brown added in a statement released by her office.

Brown was not the only woman silenced on the floor today. Rep. Barb Byrum was also not allowed to speak on the floor.

“Byrum, D-Onondaga, caused a disturbance on the House floor Wednesday when she wasn’t allowed to introduce an amendment to the abortion regulations bill banning men from getting a vasectomy unless the sterilization procedure was necessary to save a man’s life,” the Detroit News reports.

Assuming that half the population of Michigan is female, how is it possible that there will be a single Republican in office after the next election?


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  1. How you ask? F. O. X. Propaganda engine & Super PACs.

  2. You would think that people with rational capabilities would ignore the lies. Not many Spocks out there.

  3. My hope is the triumphalist tea-baggers have gone a snatch too far. This is _Michigan_ fer goodness sake, not Mississippi!

    The whole thing is is part of the creeping conspiracy to make it too difficult to get an early, safe abortion and thus to delay any unhappily pregnant woman until she has no choice. I can’t believe this is still happening…

  4. They should just make everyone happy and do similar to what they do in late night infomercials for male enhancement and refer to “that certain part of the female body.” It’s hotter anyway.

Good thing it wasn’t a head-ache

Posted on June 3rd, 2012 at 11:40 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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A man suffering from a toothache shot himself in the jaw with a gun in an effort to remove the troublesome tooth, Decatur police said.

Officers called to a home in the 2800 block of Locust Street Southeast at about 4:15 p.m. Monday arrived to find the man bleeding heavily from his mouth and his brother trying to stop the bleeding with a towel, said Lt. John Crouch, a police spokesman.

“The man was conscious and alert when officers arrived,” Crouch said. “He told them that he was tired of his tooth hurting and attempted to shoot it out.”


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  1. Everyone will say, “Ha, ha! Silly gun owners!” but this sounds more like a suicide attempt gone wrong.

  2. In the Netherlands we just make an appointment with a dentist.
    Crazy healthcare socialists over here.

Deer crossing

Posted on June 1st, 2012 at 18:09 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ


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  1. What’s amazing to me is that we allow this guy to vote!

  2. Deer meat again, don’t know where, don’t know when…

  3. Very nice optical illusion! Move the cursor over the picture and it seems to be ‘hovering’ above the screen. Probably because the sharp image of the cursor is contrasted with the fuzzy image of the picture, the brain interprets the picture as a background. Neat.
    And not only can he vote, he probably has a concealed weapon.

Under Asset Forfeiture Law, Wisconsin Cops Confiscate Families’ Bail Money

Posted on May 21st, 2012 at 9:56 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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When the Brown County, Wis., Drug Task Force arrested her son Joel last February, Beverly Greer started piecing together his bail.

She used part of her disability payment and her tax return. Joel Greer’s wife also chipped in, as did his brother and two sisters. On Feb. 29, a judge set Greer’s bail at $7,500, and his mother called the Brown County jail to see where and how she could get him out. “The police specifically told us to bring cash,” Greer says. “Not a cashier’s check or a credit card. They said cash.”

So Greer and her family visited a series of ATMs, and on March 1, she brought the money to the jail, thinking she’d be taking Joel Greer home. But she left without her money, or her son.

Instead jail officials called in the same Drug Task Force that arrested Greer. A drug-sniffing dog inspected the Greers’ cash, and about a half-hour later, Beverly Greer said, a police officer told her the dog had alerted to the presence of narcotics on the bills — and that the police department would be confiscating the bail money.

“I told them the money had just come from the bank,” Beverly Greer says. “We had just taken it out. If the money had drugs on it, then they should go seize all the money at the bank, too. I just don’t understand how they could do that.”

The Greers had been subjected to civil asset forfeiture, a policy that lets police confiscate money and property even if they can only loosely connect them to drug activity. The cash, or revenue from the property seized, often goes back to the coffers of the police department that confiscated it. It’s a policy critics say is often abused, but experts told The HuffPost that the way the law is applied to bail money in Brown County is exceptionally unfair.

It took four months for Beverly Greer to get her family’s money back, and then only after attorney Andy Williams agreed to take their case. “The family produced the ATM receipts proving that had recently withdrawn the money,” Williams says. “Beverly Greer had documentation for her disability check and her tax return. Even then, the police tried to keep their money.”

Wisconsin is one of four states (along with Illinois, Kentucky, and Oregon) that prohibits bail bondsmen. So bail must be paid either in cash, with a registered check, cashier’s check or credit card. In fact, Donna Kuchler, a Wisconsin criminal defense attorney based in Waukesha, said police aren’t allowed to insist on cash.

“I would be suspicious of why they would do that,” Kuchler says. “I had a case last year in Fond du Lac County where they tried to say my client could only pay in cash. My guess is that they probably intended to do the same thing that happened here. We brought a cashier’s check anyway, and they knew they had to accept it.”


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