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Microsoft’s Creative Destruction

Posted on February 5th, 2010 at 8:09 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Microsoft

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Another example: When we were building the tablet PC in 2001, the vice president in charge of Office at the time decided he didn’t like the concept. The tablet required a stylus, and he much preferred keyboards to pens and thought our efforts doomed. To guarantee they were, he refused to modify the popular Office applications to work properly with the tablet. So if you wanted to enter a number into a spreadsheet or correct a word in an e-mail message, you had to write it in a special pop-up box, which then transferred the information to Office. Annoying, clumsy and slow.

They could have had what Apple is going to deliver with iWorks for the iPad almost a decade ago, if it weren’t for the internal politics…


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  1. I hate that. Another example of MS being on the wrong track. Full of creative, brilliant people, and a useless management.

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    Think of Excel, a program that is now a tricked out spreadsheet application. Over the years users have been trying to push the limits of using Excel as a database. In a parallel universe you might think that a company would follow the lead of its users and extend or add the database capabilities and turn it into a true database management system.

    However this will never happen because of Microsoft Access which is their database management system. Between the Sales division, marketing, etc there is too much invested in keeping these silos. So what are the product managers and developers who work on the Excel team supposed to do when new versions are required? Rather than take the path of resistance they go into contortions coming up with “new features” that do not eat Access’ lunch.

    But then again, the Wall Street definition of “competent leadership” is “manages to get good quarterly results this quarter”, and Ballmer has been adequate for that.

  3. [Microsof responds:]

    We measure our work by its broad impact.

The iPad introduction, abridged edition

Posted on February 2nd, 2010 at 7:47 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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  1. Actually, this video just put me off the iPad.
    I think I better watch the original keynote, because this one just made me think: “wow, hot air, no content”.

the iPad

Posted on February 1st, 2010 at 20:18 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

The iPad – watch more funny videos

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Cartoons

Posted on January 31st, 2010 at 11:33 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Cartoon


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  1. That guy in the top cartoon, is wearing the wrong T-shirt.

AppKit may be the next Carbon. UIKit is the frontier

Posted on January 30th, 2010 at 23:06 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Yes. Five. We want to bring all five of our productivity apps to iPad: OmniGraffle, OmniOutliner, OmniPlan, OmniFocus, and OmniGraphSketcher.


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iPad keynote

Posted on January 29th, 2010 at 22:02 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

I finally had some time to watch the keynote.

Now all you folks saying that the iPad is just a bigger iPod Touch, go watch the iWorks demo in the keynote presentation.

Go ahead, I’ll wait….

Back again? Okay. Now ponder the following things:

- multi-touch (as in, three fingers or more)
- user interaction design

There’s some major progress being made here. Regardless of hype, the way Apple does introductions and all that. The real progress being made will not be by iPhone apps being scaled up. The real progress will be made with the mundane productivity apps.


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  1. And because I am biased, Apple can do no wrong.

  2. Oh fuck off – am I going to get that every time I point out something nice by Apple without pointing out flaws as well?

  3. Oh, and go read this so you can whine some more.

  4. Well, to say something negative. I HATE the fact that it does not have several (ok, one) CF slots. Cheap 32GB to plug in. Why not? That would have been quite possible. The thing must be mostly empty so people will glue them in there. But why make us break it open? Man, I HATE that. I know there is, I even have, a Apple dongle thing that takes CF cards and plug into the bottom. But there it sticks out. There is no other reason I can think of but market domination. :-(

Microsoft: iPad’s Closed Platform is “Humorous”

Posted on January 29th, 2010 at 19:48 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Microsoft

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Watson claimed that many developers of applications for the iPhone OS–which the iPad uses–are not making money. Developing applications for the iPhone and iPad is expensive, he said, because iPhone OS uses the Objective C language rather than Microsoft’s more pervasive .NET platform. And Apple’s control over the platform has alienated some people that make software for its products, he said.

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Yes, there is much jealousy from iPhone developers at the sacks full of money being made by Zune and Windows Mobile app developers.


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  1. Honestly, I don’t understand why people bother reporting what Microsoft has to say about mobile devices.

  2. Well, you can run the .NET stack on an iPhone, as soon as you update the processor and the memory and attach an external disk. Easy peasy…

  3. I didn’t know Windows Mobile had developers. Oh, and what’s a Zune? I heard rumors about it but I have never seen one in the wild.

  4. Sack Ballmer, and the higher management, and set MS on a definite track. They are ruining the company.

Google responds to the iPad

Posted on January 29th, 2010 at 17:04 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Google


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Cruft: A message to the Internets regarding the iPad

Posted on January 29th, 2010 at 8:16 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Remember way back to January 2007, when the iPhone was announced? Oh Internets, you wailed and gnashed your teeth endlessly. No 3G network? No MMS? No apps on the iPhone? No replaceable battery? Oh, your complaints were endless. You were sure that the iPhone was doomed because it didn’t meet all your requirements.

And what happened? Well, Apple has sold 40 million iPhones. FORTY MILLION. They have become the largest mobile device company in the world.

So today, you moan on and on about all the features you expected and demand in the iPad. What no Verizon? No two-way camera? It’s not weightless? A full half inch thick? Only 10 hours of battery life? You make tons of predictions on the success and failure with scant details and without ever actually trying one.

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“You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they’ll want something new.” – Steve Jobs


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  1. Generally, I agree with you. However, I do hope that they open the iPad more than they have the iPhone, et al. A single source of software and add-ons for such a device is not accepatble, to me at least.

Apple Special Event January 2010

Posted on January 28th, 2010 at 8:11 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

The video is available here.

I can’t wait for the next generation – I expect Apple, just like with the iPod, to introduce an iPad Nano….


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  1. Well, at least you skipped the joke that everyone else is making (maxipad).

    I was thinking.. Given that this is an iPod Touch on steroids, and therefore the logic board need not be much bigger, what’s in that thing? Is it otherwise all battery?

  2. well, 10 hours of video is pretty impressive battery-wise. I guess we’ll know when the first one ships, because within 24 hours some website will have done the usual apple-porn unpacking and opening up the device…

  3. I’ll believe the 10 hours when I see it–especially since the phrase I saw started with “up to”.

    I had really hoped for a camera, and was thinking 50-50 they might have multitasking, but alas.

    The most interestng question I saw is whether this will allow for user profiles, or if it’s essentially a personal gadget. If you leave this lying around the house, family members are going to want their own email, Facebook, and other accounts separated.

  4. Well, forgive me for not talking about the features in OS 3.2, and whether there’s something like that in there, or not at all. I’ve been playing around with it because all my apps will have to be reworked a bit to support the iPad, and I want to make sure I’m not breaking my agreement with Apple.

    But yes, I can see your point – and even if they have profiles now or later, I suspect Apple would really like you to buy one for each family member. It will be interesting to see future versions exploit that by doing a lot of sharing amongst devices, like you can do in iTunes and iPhoto on the mac.

  5. it would be really nice to see a next-gen version of the iPad that uses Qualcomm’s mirasol display tech. I’ve done enough reading of backlit text to know that a book reader with a backlit display is not something i’m willing to pay for. if then it’s just a mobile internet and media player, i might as well stick with my iphone.

  6. Well, I think flow has a point, it was one of the first things that I noticed about the pad: it uses a backlit display. Great for watching movies, nice for browsing, but everyone knows that it does not work well for reading.
    @Maarten: indeed an ‘iPod Touch on steroids’. It’s too big to fit in a pocket, so won’t replace the smartphone. Not easy to type on, so won’t replace the laptop (certainly not for working travellers that want to do some work in the train or on the couch like me). But it is the coolest clipboard I have seen yet. I never use a clipboard however, and have no intention to either.

    It would be a fun thingy to have lying about to surf the web on at home, but I don’t see much more use for it than that. I’d rather invest the $500+ in a good tablet – though I must admit I haven’t seen many of those yet. I’m sure we’ll see more of those emerge this year.

  7. Gotta say my reaction to the iPad is pretty much the same as the HP Slate: Meh!

  8. Well, my wife gets at least 8 hours on her Toshiba netbook (10″ screen, 250GB HDD), even with the WiFi running. So, I think it’s safe to assume Apple is getting 10 hours out of theirs, especially since I think they are using a lower-power display.

  9. It is very much an Itouch on steroids…but I would expect from that to support flash. That disappoints me very much. I think it’ll be great to watch a movie on, even read a book (as I find the back-lit screen not a problem as on the itouch you can set the luminosity). But that’s not enough to make me buy it. I’ll have to wait what apps are developed for it and see if any of them makes it worth my money.

  10. No flash – no cash

Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet | The Onion

Posted on January 27th, 2010 at 19:23 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple’s new tablet computer. “Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you’re running out of time,” the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. “Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write ‘tablet’ on this little strip of masking tape here and I’m golden. Oh, come on, you piece of shit! Just stick already!” Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.


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  1. That must be why it is so full of DRM goodness… :-)

  2. The Onion also reported that Apple’s stock is down 3.60% with the following comments:

    Panicked investors dumped shares in this leading tech company on word that CEO Steve Jobs had delivered a trade-show speech in a heather-gray crewneck sweatshirt instead of his trademark black mock turtleneck.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/economy

iPad

Posted on January 27th, 2010 at 19:16 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

Remember, everything Steve does during a keynote is on purpose:


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First picture of the Apple Tablet leaks!

Posted on January 27th, 2010 at 15:59 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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  1. And here I thought it was the one you turned upside-down and shook to erase… Or did Microsoft patent that one?

Prediction Score Card

Posted on January 26th, 2010 at 6:35 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

Try it, I’m going for yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes.


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  1. If Steve Jobs farted, you people would be appreciative of the finer aromas on display. The hint of garlic, that smidgen of penne all’arrabiata… It is almost religious fanaticism ;-)

  2. A paper-based poll. How quaint.

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : An anxious world awaits

Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 17:30 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Great Picture

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Check out the line that’s forming outside our store in San Francisco as of this morning.


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  1. Who or what do you think the original crowd in the picture was waiting for? I bet it wasn’t anything so trivial as a magic book.
    Thoughts?

  2. The news paper visible on the lower left says “Nazis give up”, which makes it a V.E. day celebration. From the looks of it I’d guess Times Square, and a quick google gives me reason to believe I’m right:

    http://www.skylighters.org/veday/index.html

Mobile Application Analytics

Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 15:07 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Using Flurry Analytics, the company identified approximately 50 devices that match the characteristics of Apple’s rumored tablet device. Because Flurry could reliably “place” these devices geographically on Apple’s Cupertino campus, we have a fair level of confidence that we are observing a group of pre-release tablets in testing. Testing of this device increased dramatically in January, with observed signs of life as early as October of last year. Apple appears to be going through its cycle of testing and polish, which is expected from any hardware or software company as it nears launch.

So it’s suddenly safe to predict the new tablet will have an iTunes app store, and existing iPhone apps will require little modification to run on it.


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Doonesbury

Posted on January 25th, 2010 at 9:28 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Cartoon


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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer signs a Macbook in Nashville

Posted on January 23rd, 2010 at 8:16 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Funny!, Microsoft

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While meeting with a group of students, one of them asked the multi-billionaire: “Mr. Ballmer, would you sign my laptop?” The inquiry earned laughs from the group, as well as as the Microsoft executive. “It’s got Windows on it,” the student said, “I promise.”

“Oh yeah,” Ballmer said sarcastically, before taking the MacBook Pro and signing it with a marker. The autograph came with a note: “Need a new one?”

“It’s all yours,” Ballmer said as he handed the Apple machine back to the student.


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Apple, Microsoft Discuss Giving Bing Top iPhone Billing

Posted on January 20th, 2010 at 11:29 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Google, Microsoft

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In 2003, when Apple said its iTunes music software would work on PCs using the Windows software of its age-old rival, Microsoft, Apple made up posters that read “Hell Froze Over.” Hell may be getting frosty again.

Apple is in talks with Microsoft to replace Google as the default search engine on its iPhone, according to two people familiar with the matter. The talks have been under way for weeks, say the people, who asked not to be named because the details have not been made public.

Wow. Now that would be interesting…


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  1. Iphone default search engine bing is also good but most users like google as a search engine. But is also good search engine. For me choosing bing as default search engine is not a problem.

Haiti

Posted on January 20th, 2010 at 8:39 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

Look at the bottom right. I tried a bunch of other tech companies, and none do this – does anybody know of ANY other company that does this?


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  1. I’m sooo sorry. You really are asking for it. Let’s put it in perspective:

    First of all, yes, other companies make it possible to donate, but they don’t advertise it as much. Try Google for instance:
    http://www.google.com/relief/haitiearthquake/

    But moreover, the key is in how much the companies have donated themselves. The US Chamber of Commerce keeps track of that, they have a nice list on their site: http://www.uschamber.com/bclc/haiti_corporatedonations.htm
    Check out the list, it’s long. To name some of the companies and their donations:
    - Canon $ 220.000
    - Cisco $ 250.000 plus double employee donation up to $50.000
    - Comcast $ 1 million
    - Dell $ 500.000 plus double employee donation up to $ 250.000
    - Google $ 1 million
    - HP $ 500.000 plus double employee donation up to $ 250.000
    - IBM $ 150.000 in tech and services
    - Intel $ 250.000 plus double employee donation
    - Microsoft $ 1.25 million, plus double any employee donation up to $12.000

    The list goes on and on, with names like Coca-cola, McDonalds, Disney, Starbucks and many farmaceutical companies donating up to $ 2 million each. There’s quite a few smaller companies there as well.

    The one name shining in absency: Apple. No donation, nothing. No sign of any in the list, not on their own site, nor on Google. In stead, all Apple does is put a huge link on it’s site so YOU can donate and make Apple look good in the process.

    Thankfully, I don’t know of any other company doing this.

  2. What are you sorry about? You just improved the post a lot but this information, which I failed to find – you’re not worried about hurting my feelings, right?

  3. Of course I am. You’re a nice guy, point taken.

  4. It may help if you check tech companies that have transaction infrastructure? On Amazon.com, the donation teaser is at the top of the page, right below the banner. Not as big as the ad for the Kindle, but hey. On ebay, there’s a plea right below the banner as well.

    (PS, Jim: Microsoft always doubles employee donations up to $12,000, any time to any 501(c)3 charity.)

Smiley-Ping!

Posted on January 20th, 2010 at 8:16 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

Apple just approved another little project by yours truly:

App_Store_Badge_EN

More info…


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  1. Don’t forget us:-) Good luck!!

  2. Congrats!

    What’s the key difference between SP and Twitter?

  3. Twitter is one-to-everybody, ping is always one-to-one and private..

  4. Ah.

    Twitter does have direct user-to-user messages.

  5. Are you willing to publish the protocol spec so compatible apps can be implemented on other platforms?

  6. Some of the features that got pushed back from 1.0 are hooks from system alert software like nagios (you’d get a ping with “system x has load average Y” or “printer out of toner”), and group based task pings (where a group gets a ping like “task X needs Y”) with an “I’m on it” and a “Not me” button where the group gets a ping with “Task x: Pete is on it” back, and several similar ideas.

    All this basically implies publication of an API.

Apple I-Pad

Posted on January 19th, 2010 at 20:36 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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Speculation

Posted on January 19th, 2010 at 8:06 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

Here’s the front page of one of the bigger “general news” web sites here in the Holland-lands.

Leading news is the fact that Apple invited the press to a demonstration. That’s it, nothing more than that. Apple sending out an invitation is front page news.

Speculation about the tablet, of course, but the way it’s handled is indeed getting a bit insane.

my prediction: iLife 2010, iPhone OS 4.0, and “one more thing”…


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  1. You forgot to mention Apple was frontpage news on the same site a few days ago, when they had their lawyers send out angry letters to Gawker (offering rewards for proof of the iTablet).

    If you want to comment on “the way it’s handled”, you need a more unbiased approach. Or have you become part of Apple’s marketing – are they funding you?

  2. No, they’re not funding me, and I do not claim to be unbiased. Caveat Emptor.

  3. The question was rhetorical, I know you’re not. You probably wouldn’t even consider it, although it wouldn’t even have to change your posting patern on the blog.
    I’m just not as excited by news about (new) Apple products as you seem to be. I think it’s funny to see you bash most companies’ marketing – you have a special category for it, the posts for which I thoroughly enjoy – but not Apple. It’s not just amusing, it’s intriguing too: how does it work? Why do so many people get so excited over something that does not (yet) exist, and may not exist at all? These Apple product presentations have become a bigger deal than Christmas. It’s a hype, people get manipulated, most of them (like you I guess) know this and yet accept and enjoy it. I find that amazing, not the products themselves.
    Don’t worry though, I won’t bring this up again (at least not any time soon ;)

  4. Oh, bring it up whenever you want to.

    You see, you’re correct – but with a twist. When I bash marketing, there’s usually a “how the fuck can this work?” at the back of my mind. Apple’s product presentations have the same thing: how the fuck DO they work? Why does it work this way every time? We’ve seen the hype with the iPhone, now again with the tablet – how do they do it? With most marketing bashing I do, it’s “how the fuck does this work because it’s so blatantly bad. With Apple, the products aren’tbad.

    So I’m left wondering if it’s just all the same: “how the fuck does this marketing trick work” but with Apple it makes me wonder: is the only difference that they’re not so obviously crap, and is that why the whole world goes banana over the announcements?

    But since I’m biased (their products make my life a lot easier) I’m probably the wrong person to ask.

    And indeed, the product announcements are amazing and enjoyable no matter what they are, just because of the way the world reacts…

  5. Thank you for an insightful comment. I see we agree more than I thought, and I am as baffled as you are as to how Apple does it, and wonder at the same time if this is still something they do…

Apple App Store Has Lost $450 Million To Piracy

Posted on January 14th, 2010 at 11:06 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Intellectual Property

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Apple NASDAQ:AAPL and the companies that sell software for the iPhone and iPod touch at the App Store have lost over $450 million to piracy since the store opened in July 2008 according to an analysis by 24/7 Wall St.

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There have been over 3 billion downloads since the inception of the App Store. Assuming the proportion of those that are paid apps falls in the middle of the Bernstein estimate, 17% or 510 million of these were paid applications. Based on our review of current information, paid applications have a piracy rate of around 75%. That supports the figure that for every paid download, there have been 3 pirated downloads. That puts the number of pirate downloads at 1.53 billion. If the average price of a paid application is $3, that is $4.59 billion dollars in losses split between Apple and the application developers. That is, of course, assuming that all of those pirates would have made purchases had the application not been available to them for free. This is almost certainly not the case. A fair estimate of the proportion of people who would have used the App Store if they did not use pirated applications is about 10%. This estimate yields about $459 million in lost revenue for Apple and application developers.

I think a more fair estimate of the proportion of people who would have used the App Store if they did not use pirated applications is about 0%, but that’s just me.


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  1. “Based on our review of current information, paid applications have a piracy rate of around 75%”

    Sound to me a lot like

    “We made up some random number that sound impressive and gives us a basis to write a ton of bullshit”

  2. Well John, based on personal experience, I’d say you are about 100% right, but that’s just me.

    And @ Mr. N: you don’t know if it’s a ton, you just made that number up. Could be ten ton for all we know. :p

  3. Clearly, anyone who engages in something called “Jailbreaking” must be a criminal, eh?

    John, going one step beyond your estimate and back to the days of pirated games for Apple ][s, the question for Apple is how many fewer phones they would sell if people did not know that they could get pirated software for the device.

  4. I would be very surprised if Apple wasn’t aware of that effect. I would also be very surprised if Apple ever admitted as much.

  5. I have a strong feeling that we are being feed a line of bullshit here. I know a lot of people (close to 40) who own IPhones. Only one of them has ‘jailbroken’ his phone. So if these numbers are correct, then 2.5% of IPhone users are downloading 100% of pirated apps.

    Now I know the guy who jailbroke his phone really well. He’s cheap enough to make Ebenezer Scrooge cringe. He wouldn’t buy – ever. So any ‘lost sales’ are mythical.

    FYI, I have a ton off apps on my phone. Most, like the NASA app are free. The only two I paid for were Solebon and Free Books.

A ship that leaks from the top

Posted on January 6th, 2010 at 19:16 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Monday’s article at the Wall Street Journal, which provided confirmation of an Apple tablet device, had all the earmarks of a controlled leak. Here’s how Apple does it.

Often Apple has a need to let information out, unofficially. The company has been doing that for years, and it helps preserve Apple’s consistent, official reputation for never talking about unreleased products. I know, because when I was a Senior Marketing Manager at Apple, I was instructed to do some controlled leaks.

The way it works is that a senior exec will come in and say, “We need to release this specific information. John, do you have a trusted friend at a major outlet? If so, call him/her and have a conversation. Idly mention this information and suggest that if it were published, that would be nice. No e-mails!”

The communication is always done in person or on the phone. Never via e-mail. That’s so that if there’s ever any dispute about what transpired, there’s no paper trail to contradict either party’s version of the story. Both sides can maintain plausible deniability and simply claim a misunderstanding. That protects Apple and the publication.

In the case of yesterday’s story, Walt Mossberg was bypassed so that Mr. Mossberg would remain above the fray, above reproach. Also, two journalists at the WSJ were involved. That way, each one could point the finger at the other and claim, “I thought he told me to run with this story! Sorry.”


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  1. When I read this, I wondered why Apple would want to create such a leak. The post you sourced this from mentions a few.

    I’m torn whether I find them compelling. One of the suggestion motivations is to get ahead of a competitor in the news headlines. Indeed, there are the predictions that Msft + HP will announce a tablet today.

    Frankly, I’d be just as happy if everyone would shut up until there’s actually news to report. I find nothing as boring as an endless post on Daring Fireball in which Gruber goes on at length to showcase how clever he thinks his predictions are. I really don’t care if you have good sources or can predict what’s going to be announced. Wake me up when there’s an official announcement.

  2. /sets alarm clock for January 27th…

  3. It reminds me of the paper releases we’ve seen ATi and nVidia do in the past. The competition was fierce, the focus on which brand had the fastest GPU. They started leaking test results, showing off their upcoming products. Then the official release news came – months ahead of any chips really hitting stores. The public grew tired of these ‘paper’ releases, and both companies got a lot of criticism. Then finally, the next marketing step was to officially release the product the day it was available in the stores.

    Endless discussions about vaporware like the Apple tablet are pointless imo if being done by any other than the R&D dept of Apple itself. Getting excited about products that don’t exist is exactly what the folks in the marketing dept want. Even discussing that the leak is not really a leak serves the same purpose. Shouldn’t this also be filed under ‘if you’re in marketing…’? :)

The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Posted on January 6th, 2010 at 17:35 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Funny!

[Quote:]


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This was back when John Sculley was still CEO

Posted on January 1st, 2010 at 23:05 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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  1. is that bill nye “the science guy”??

  2. Some major wishful thinking going on there, I believe. If Jobs had been at the helm during the Scully era instead of Scully, I think we’d be quite a bit closer to accomplishing this vision.

Daring Fireball: The Tablet

Posted on January 1st, 2010 at 8:04 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Do I think The Tablet is an e-reader? A video player? A web browser? A document viewer? It’s not a matter of or but rather and. I say it is all of these things. It’s a computer.

And so in answer to my central question, regarding why buy The Tablet if you already have an iPhone and a MacBook, my best guess is that ultimately, The Tablet is something you’ll buy instead of a MacBook.

I say they’re swinging big — redefining the experience of personal computing.

It will not be pitched as such by Apple. It will be defined by three or four of its built-in primary apps. But long-term, big-picture? It will be to the MacBook what the Macintosh was to the Apple II.

I am not predicting that Apple is phasing out the Mac. (On the contrary, I’ve heard that Mac OS X 10.7 is on pace for a developer release at WWDC in June.) Like all Apple products, The Tablet will do less than we expect but the things it does do, it will do insanely well. It will offer a fraction of the functionality of a MacBook — but that fraction will be way more fun. The same Asperger-y critics who dismissed the iPhone will focus on all that The Tablet doesn’t do and declare that this time, Apple really has fucked up but good. The rest of us will get in line to buy one.


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  1. I hate those apple fanboys.

    The Tablet (or iSlate, iSlab, iTablet or any other iDiocy) will be to the computing market what the iPhone was to the mobile phone market.

    An overpriced, underpowered, DRM locked, commercially fucked up piece of horse shit.

    Unfortunately, just like the iPhone, it will get record sales and fandom, mostly from people who don’t have a clue about technology, but thin to be sooooooo fashionable and alternative.

    Should we expect someone like Adobe to ask “please stop using photoshop with iTablet or our network will collapse” too?

  2. You’re already making one of Grubers predictions true:

    The same Asperger-y critics who dismissed the iPhone will focus on all that The Tablet doesn’t do and declare that this time, Apple really has fucked up but good. The rest of us will get in line to buy one.

    You:
    An overpriced, underpowered, DRM locked, commercially fucked up piece of horse shit.

    Unfortunately, just like the iPhone, it will get record sales and fandom

    Or, as people on Slashdot said when Apple introduced the very first iPod:

    “No wireless, less space than a Nomad. Lame.”

  3. I like the iPhone John, however yes, it’s an overpriced and DRM locked thing. :)
    And until they lower the price under 500USD with 2 years sworn in fealty , it will be a bad choice for me.
    But if the iTable or whatever comes out, and will be priced under 2000USD – I doubt :) – I will try to get one if I like it.

  4. I like the iPhone John, however yes, it’s an overpriced and DRM locked thing.

    And there’s plenty of other things missing and/or wrong with it as well. It is far from perfect, but it did shake up the mobile market like nothing before. Just like the iPod did, which is far from perfect as well. I’m really curious for the tablet…

  5. John, I agree with you. It will be a turning point in the sector. It will have people screaming and getting in line the week before to throw away some bucks on a piece of cheap hardware driven by a well constructed hype campaign.

    That’s why I hate apple fanboys.

    Once upon a time, most mp3 players had a radio tuner, equalizer and good audio quality. They were the first of their kind, and producers were trying hard to make them good to make them appealing.

    Then Apple came, reshaped the market making it more about fashion and brand image instead of quality and performance. Everyone started copying the iPod, and the market was all about cheaply built, featureless, low quality and high priced useless gadgets.

    Slashdot was right: the iPod was lame, it is still lame and maybe it will always be.
    Apple was right, too: people is more stupid than you can believe, and will do anything with a good marketing campaign.

    Too bad if they fuck up the whole market, but they don’t give a shit anyway.

  6. Too bad if they fuck up the whole market

    If it were only that. Look at all the copy-cat iPhone look-a-likes, for example from LG. Apparently there’s zero market for non-lame mp3 players and phones or somebody would have made one that matched your requirements…

    If you think the iPhone is bad, remember that it’s the least bad on the market…

  7. And if you want a more down-to-earth analysis of the tablet, read this.

  8. john, about the mp3 question.
    Before the iPod, you paid a decent sum to have a player that included radio, USB storage capability and some other useful stuff.

    After the iPod, those extras were still on the market, but you had to pay a lot more for them, since they were not included in the standard model. If the market leader is not willing to pursue quality, why should copycat products?

    I had a beautiful samsung mp3 player, with video player, radio, equalizer, inbuilt speakers and so on. The exact moment the iPod Nano hit the shelves, its price went up 50 euro.

    You say iPhone is “the least bad on the market”. I won’t say so, since it is *a mobile phone*.
    A mobile phone that
    - had no MMS capability
    - can’t be used as USB storage, except with a jailbreak
    - needs a rubber case to protect its fragile mirror screen and polished thin aluminium foil
    - is prone to virus attacks
    - brings down the network in big cities
    - costs as much as a desktop or laptop computer
    - can do perfectly a lot of funny things, except calling
    - ties you to a two year contract, to a proprietary software and to a single online store

    … I wouldn’t say its “the least bad”. I’d say “scam”.

  9. had no MMS capability

    It has. If you can’t use it, blame your provider.

    is prone to virus attacks

    Only if you 1) jailbreak, 2) install openssh and 3) leave the default password. Not a problem, I’d say.

    brings down the network in big cities

    So it’s the iPhone fault that people actually use it?

    can do perfectly a lot of funny things, except calling

    No problems here – blame your provider.

    ties you to a two year contract

    depends on your provider.

    A lot of the things you mention can be blamed on AT&T. Apple can fix this, of course, and they should.

    If the market leader is not willing to pursue quality, why should copycat products?

    Perhaps because they would like to become the market leader?

  10. MMS capability: it has NOW. it was added later.
    Virus/Jailbreak: You have to choose: either keep your iPhone with limited capabilities and without essential services, or jailbreak and lose warranty, risk infections etc. Quite a lose-lose.
    Network: yes, since Apple chose a commercial strategy that brought to that situation
    Calling: not a provider problem, just low quality of the microphone and bad ergonomics design (for a phone, I mean)
    AT&T: figure that in the country where I live in, the country where my company’s iPhones run, AT&T does not even exist :-)
    Copycat: no way, a copycat producer does not want to be market leader. Never. It’s expensive. Copycat producers just want to live on the market leader’s efforts, it’s cheaper and has higher revenues, does not require investments in R&D or promotion, and is much safer in terms of investment.

  11. no way, a copycat producer does not want to be market leader

    Given the margins and profits Apple realizes, compared to the margins and profits the copy cats make, I can only assume they’re either exceptionally stupid, or exceptionally short-sighted, or alternative simply incapable of creating a better product.

  12. I think Steve Jobs stole Mr. N’s girlfriend…. that’s all I can puzzle out of the discussion above.

Why is the mainstream media not digging into the AT&T story?

Posted on December 30th, 2009 at 9:00 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, If you're in marketing, kill yourself

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Even now, with the blogs all over the story, and Michael Wolff griping, and with AT&T admitting that its coverage in New York and San Francisco isn’t up to par — even now, with all this going on, no one in the mainstream media will hold AT&T’s feet to the fire.

Know why? Katie points me to this article. The big T was the second-biggest ad spender last year, just slightly behind Verizon. For the first nine months of this year they’ve dropped a bit but they’re still the fourth-biggest advertiser.

But wait a minute, you say. Would TV networks and leading newspapers really look the other way on a big story just because they feared losing advertising revenue? Would AT&T really use its advertising budget as a weapon to shape the way it gets covered? Surely that kind of thing doesn’t happen.

Yeah. Surely not. Must be something else. All that breaking news about the underpants bomber or something.


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AT&T Customer Service: “New York City Is Not Ready For The iPhone”

Posted on December 28th, 2009 at 8:37 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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AT&T has apparently found a workable solution to the reported data congestion in New York City. They’ve quietly stopped selling the iPhone to customers in the New York metropolitan area, at least from their web site.

I guess that’s one way to solve the problem.

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Since the Consumerist story appeared Sunday afternoon, AT&T service reps have been telling New Yorkers like myself that it won’t sell us the phone online because of fraud problems.

What does that mean? Sean, the pleasant rep I talked to tonight, told me he could sell me a refurbished, 8-gig 3G iPhone online or over the phone. But if I wanted a new iPhone, he said, I’d have to go to a retail store.

Why? “There’s actually been a problem in that area with fraud for the iPhone. It’s kind of a high-risk area.” Sean then reassured me that he was “not saying there’s bad neighborhoods anywhere. That’s not what that means.” But he couldn’t offer any more details.

I’ll let Fake Steve Jobs do the summary:

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In short: this is a huge company that’s going off the fucking rails. It’s bad enough they can’t run their own wireless network. Now they can’t even get their lines of bullshit straight either.


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