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‘Bah, this Apple Shop is full of APPLES’

Posted on February 15th, 2013 at 20:00 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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A cider shop in Norfolk has had to change its name after receiving up to 24 phone calls a week from fanbois with computer problems.

Since an Apple Store opened in Norwich, locals have been calling mistakenly phoning the Apple Shop in Wroxham Barns, with their iPhone and Apple-related woes.

Apple Shop owner Geoff Fisher told the BBC: “My telephone number has a Norwich prefix and so people unawares ring up the Apple Shop. All I can say to them is, ‘I’m very sorry, I can’t help you, but please do come along and get some proper Norfolk cider to get over your sorrows’.”


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Evasi0n Jailbreak’s Userland Component

Posted on February 5th, 2013 at 8:37 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Evasi0n is interesting because it escalates privileges and has full access to the system partition all without any memory corruption. It does this by exploiting the /var/db/timezone vulnerability to gain access to the root user’s launchd socket. It then abuses launchd to load MobileFileIntegrity with an inserted codeless library, which is overriding MISValidateSignature to always return 0.


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rdar://13128709: OSX apps (TextEdit)

Posted on February 2nd, 2013 at 13:31 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Software

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open TextEdit. type “File:///”. The capital ‘F’ is important. On the third /, it crashes.

If you send an iMessage with File:/// it will crash the recipients Messages app, and they can not relaunch the app unless they go to Library and delete the history.


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  1. Also seems to crash Safari (URL bar), Spotlight (search field), Calendar (new event). Hilarious!

  2. OS10.6.8 – no crash in Textedit nor Safari – rekkon it must be only the newer stuff. I’ll try it at work tomorrow on my 10.7 machine,

Best Ipad salesman ever

Posted on January 30th, 2013 at 9:50 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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The ultimate gall of a heartless iPhone thief

Posted on January 27th, 2013 at 17:32 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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One should never expect justice in life.

The best one can hope for is poetry.

And yet, just once or twice, both manage to collide with a deliciousness that moves the soul.


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Record quarter, so better dump that stock!

Posted on January 24th, 2013 at 3:02 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

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  1. Stock prices are not about past earnings, but about expected future earnings, so this reaction is not as illogical as it may seem on a first glimpse. When a stock drops after record earnings, this is a very bad sign that people with insider knowledge are maybe dumping now their stocks to people who got greedy by seeing the glorious days of the past, and ignore that very rough times may lay ahead for Apple.

    It is the eternal cycle of the stock market: “Smart money” playing their game with the “Dumb money”

  2. Record *revenue* but same profit as the year earlier quarter.

    Interesting one analyst said it was lagging iMac sales that had the biggest negative impact.

    Analyst price targets still $600, $650, $750, $875, $1100…

  3. @Desiato: All good points. Still, I can’t quite fathom the P/E for Amazon being 290 times greater than that for Apple.

  4. @SjG: I don’t really get it either. Although Amazon’s profit is artificially low since they’re plowing all their cash back into developing their business. The stock reflects expected earnings growth, which for Amazon is still thought to be potentially quite large, and for Apple people are worrying that they’re running into the laws of physics. So I guess I get some part of it. But Apple at P/E around 10, yeah, crazy.

  5. I think THIS is why their stock price took a hit in spite of record revenues and profits. Exactly the kind of thing Wall Street does not approve of.

  6. John, do you have anything to substantiate the claim that Wall Street cares about that? Sounds highly, highly dubious to me. To put it politely. :)

AAPL: $500.00

Posted on January 19th, 2013 at 21:38 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Remember the piece I linked to earlier this week, wherein Joe Springer pointed out (all the way back in November) that large institutional investors who’d sold options on Apple’s stock back in the summer stood to profit by billions if AAPL closed today at $500 or under? It closed at $500.00.

I still have that bridge to sell you if you don’t think the fix was in on this.


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Safari

Posted on January 11th, 2013 at 13:19 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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There’s nothing that can fill your underwear faster than seeing your product fail during a Steve Jobs demo.


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Apple Safari is 10 years old today

Posted on January 7th, 2013 at 23:47 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Sniff. Those children of ours get so old so quickly… Today is the tenth birthday of Apple’s Safari web browser, so have a little cake or maybe propose a toast to the default Mac and iOS browser.

The first version of Safari was released as a public beta exactly ten years ago today. The app was designed by Apple to replace Microsoft Internet Explorer, which was the default Mac browser up to OS X 10.2.


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Popularity

Posted on January 5th, 2013 at 13:09 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Microsoft

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  1. There is too such a thing as an iPad 4; it’s the one that was launched the same time as the iPad Mini.

An Inquiry Into Tech Giants’ Tax Strategies Nears an End

Posted on January 5th, 2013 at 12:30 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Robber Barons

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Congressional investigators are wrapping up an inquiry into the accounting practices of Apple and other technology companies that allocate revenue and intellectual property offshore to lower the taxes they pay in the United States.

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Apple has long been a pioneer in developing innovative tax strategies that lessen its domestic taxes. At the September hearing, Senator Levin said the investigation indicated that Apple had deferred taxes on over $35.4 billion in offshore income between 2009 and 2011.

Tech companies are able to easily shift “intellectual property, and the profit that goes along with it, to tax havens,” said a former Treasury Department economist, Martin A. Sullivan. “Apple went out of its way to try and ensure that its tax savings didn’t attract too much public attention, because tax avoidance of that magnitude — even though it’s legal and permissible — isn’t in keeping with the image of a socially progressive company.”

In its statement, Apple said it paid “an enormous amount of taxes” to local, state and federal governments. “In fiscal 2012 we paid $6 billion in federal corporate income taxes, which is 1 out of every 40 dollars in corporate income taxes collected by the U.S. government,” it said.

So if Apple is a huge tax-avoiding company, and still manages to pay 1 out every 40 dollars, there’s only two options: either Apple is insanely profitable compared to all the others, or all the others are even bigger tax cheaters. It’s time to change the entire system.


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USPTO Preliminarily Rejects Apple’s ‘Pinch-to-Zoom’ Patent

Posted on December 20th, 2012 at 12:35 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Intellectual Property

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Another Apple patent is in the spotlight tonight, after the United States Patent and Trademark Office has preliminarily rejected all 20 claims of Patent No. 7,844,915, or the so-called “pinch to zoom” patent.


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Tim Cook’s Freshman Year: The Apple CEO Speaks

Posted on December 7th, 2012 at 0:34 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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My own personal philosophy on giving is best stated in a [John F.] Kennedy quote, “To whom much is given, much is expected.” I have always believed this. Always. I think that Apple and Apple’s employees have done enormous good and can do even more

People who know me well know I can’t work for large companies. The politics and bureaucracy will kill me. But after reading this, I would make an exception for Apple.


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I Don’t Want To Be Part of Your Fucking Ecosystem

Posted on November 23rd, 2012 at 14:50 by Desiato in category: Amazon, Apple, Commentary, Software

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Imagine, just for a moment, that your Sony DVD player would only play Sony Movies’ films. When you decided to buy a new DVD player from Samsung, none of those media files would work on your new kit without some serious fiddling.

That’s the walled garden that so many companies are now trying to drag us into. And I think it stinks.

On a mobile phone network in the UK, you can use any phone you want. Hardware and services are totally divorced. It promotes competition because customers know that if they have a poor experience with HTC, they can move to Nokia and everything will carry on working just as it did before.

But, if all of your contacts, entertainment services, and backups are chained into HTC – well, then you’re just shit out of luck if you want to move.

I want to see a complete separation of church and state here. Hardware should be separate from software. Software should be separate from services.


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  1. Good article. This is important for the health of the corporate ecosystems too. They don’t think so – on their stampede to the next quarterly results – but their long-term survival depends on competition.

Map Reduce

Posted on November 12th, 2012 at 20:55 by Desiato in category: Apple, Funny!


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Apple, its mojo and Doug Kass

Posted on November 10th, 2012 at 13:24 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Robber Barons

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In early October Doug Kass, the president of Seabreeze Partners and a frequent guest on CNBC, published a manifesto on The Street listing 10 reasons he believed Apple had “lost its mojo.”

Nine of his 10 reasons were fundamental and irreversible. Things like the death of Steve Jobs. The increasing complexity of Apple’s product line. The loss of its ecosystem advantage. And worst of all: “Apple is selling an equal to worse product than the competition for more money.”

If he was correct in mid October, it would follow that he was even more correct this week, when Apple — which was trading for $674 a share when Kass started his campaign — traded for as low as $533.74.

But no. Having helped knock more than $130 billion off Apple’s market valuation, Kass on Friday cheerfully announced that he is buying Apple again.

“Hey, I never said it was a forbidden fruit,” he told the Wall Street Journal. Then he preceded to tick off five reasons he’s turned bullish on the stock. You can read them here.

Here’s the thing: None of his five reasons for buying Apple now address the fundamental concerns he raised in October. Steve Jobs is still dead, Apple’s products are still more expensive than the competition, etc. etc.


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CONAN Highlight: New Apple Ad

Posted on October 30th, 2012 at 23:07 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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Steve Jobs’s yacht makes its first appearance

Posted on October 28th, 2012 at 16:44 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Jobs’s family is reportedly on-hand for the unveiling of the superyacht that One More Thing says features a lightweight aluminum exterior measuring up to 80 meters long. Another image shows six of the seven 27-inch iMacs found in the ship’s interior, reportedly designed by Philippe Starck. The backside of the iMacs are also visible in the wheelhouse in the video above.


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  1. Ugly bugger. Looks like a Georgian Bay ferry.

Apple revising MFi program to limit third-party Lightning accessories

Posted on October 27th, 2012 at 19:15 by Desiato in category: Apple, Robber Barons

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Manufacturers feared that Apple would use licensing rules to restrain the availability of non-Apple Lightning accessories. Now, those fears appear to have been valid. Sources for iLounge have confirmed that Apple has significantly altered its MFi Program rules, limiting the manufacture of Lightning connector accessories to Apple-approved factories. Since no such factories have been approved thus far, accessory makers don’t expect to have any accessories available before the busy holiday shopping season.

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Manufacturing sources also said the Lightning connector and its authentication chip have "proved difficult to copy," suggesting that "unauthorized" Lightning cables and adapters won’t be appearing anytime soon. Those hoping for a $4 Lightning cable from the likes of Monoprice.com will likely be sorely disappointed, as Apple’s $19 cable and pricier adaptors will be the only options until early 2013.

I haven’t had problems with third party cables catching on fire or stealing my data. Is there a legitimate reason (legitimate = benefiting consumers) for the need to have cables contain ‘authentication chips’?


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  1. “Benefiting the customer?” Oh come now, don’t be silly.

Shit Android Fanatics Say

Posted on October 25th, 2012 at 16:40 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Google


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Sir John

Posted on October 25th, 2012 at 16:15 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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  1. Still one shirt more than Steve had… 

Samsung To Cut The Cord, End LCD Panel Supply Relationship With Apple

Posted on October 22nd, 2012 at 19:04 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Samsung told The Korea Times on Monday that it will end its LCD panel supply relationship with Apple as of next year. That’s according to a “senior Samsung source” who declined to be identified, citing insufficient margins owing to Apple’s supply pricing strategy. Samsung’s role in Apple’s LCD supply chain has dwindled, with the Korean company reportedly cut out of iPad mini production, but Samsung’s decision to pull the plug may have been a pre-emptive strike by the parts manufacturer owing to a declining relationship between the two.


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iPad mini event

Posted on October 22nd, 2012 at 14:22 by John Sinteur in category: Apple, Cartoon


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The Shining

Posted on October 16th, 2012 at 20:09 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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Apple Turns on iPhone Tracking in iOS6

Posted on October 16th, 2012 at 3:38 by Desiato in category: Apple, If you're in marketing, kill yourself

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Previously, Apple had all but disabled tracking of iPhone users by advertisers when it stopped app developers from utilizing Apple mobile device data via UDID, the unique, permanent, non-deletable serial number that previously identified every Apple device.For the last few months, iPhone users have enjoyed an unusual environment in which advertisers have been largely unable to track and target them in any meaningful way.In iOS 6, however, tracking is most definitely back on, and it’s more effective than ever, multiple mobile advertising executives familiar with IFA tell us. Note that Apple doesn’t mention IFA in its iOS 6 launch page.


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Duet With Siri

Posted on September 26th, 2012 at 7:48 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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And yet they still ask…

Posted on September 22nd, 2012 at 16:46 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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Maps

Posted on September 21st, 2012 at 9:46 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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The Amazing iOS 6 Maps

Posted on September 20th, 2012 at 19:37 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

Now with its own tumblr


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Apple Store Drive In – Just Need An Expensive SUV

Posted on September 19th, 2012 at 9:42 by John Sinteur in category: Apple


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